SirLance

Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, "Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me."

His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those days are long gone. What we
have now is far more valuable. I forgive you."

They embraced and kissed, and everything was fine until they got to the seventeenth tee.

As the husband was starting his back swing his wife blurted out, "I'm sorry darling, I've been so conscience-stricken since you told me your news. Since we're being honest with each other, I have something to tell you also: 32 years ago I had a sex change operation. I was a man before I met you. I hope you can forgive me."

The husband froze at the top of his back swing, then threw a fit! He slammed the driver into the ground, kicked the ball into the woods, stormed off the tee, pushed the golf cart over on its side, broke the rest of his clubs one by one, then started on hers.

He screamed and ranted, "You liar! You cheat! You despicable deceiver! How could you? I trusted you with all my heart and soul...and all these years you've been playing off the ladies tees!"

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The_Jazz

Rest assured that I will be telling that joke on the course this summer!

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Toaster126

Omigod... that's fucking awesome.

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Brewmaniac

What a fantastic golf joke! I've got to send this to my brother who manages an exclusive club in the Chicago area.

Another good one Sir! Thanks

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loganmule

good one...didn't see it coming

KungFuGuy

i'm guessing you need to something about golf to understand it? cause i didn't get it.

Gnzo

that is great, can't wait to tell it on the course

GM2

Kungfu, in golf, most courses have a location where men tee off, and a "ladies tee" which is placed closer to the hole to account for the fact that women typically don't hit as far as men.

CSflim

Hahahaha. That was great. Unexpected punch line for sure!

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freeload

Thank you! One of the guys at work is married to a slightly unfeminine lady, and they are both hung up on golf....This joke might come to good use

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KungFuGuy

the joke is hilarious when i know what the ladies tee is. nice one.

Zeraph

I don't golf much but that is an awsome joke. Makes me want to go just to tell that joke in a good setting.