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maleficent · 03-27-2006, 07:29 AM

A Greek and an Italian were sitting in a Starbucks one day
discussing who had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the
Parthenon."

Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the
Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced
mathematics."

The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman
Empire."

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he
thinks will end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who
introduced it to women!"

~~~~~

Ok this was ...cute...

Charlatan · 03-27-2006, 07:32 AM

/me buys a ticket to the isle of Lesbos...

Brewmaniac · 03-27-2006, 03:47 PM

Great joke mal! Thanks

sadistikdreams · 03-27-2006, 05:14 PM

Clever. Very.

Warf Rat · 03-29-2006, 04:44 PM

As an Italian who works closely with a Greek. I thank you

SirLance · 03-30-2006, 06:06 AM

Hate to be a poopy parter....

repost

03-27-2006, 07:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Superiority Complex A Greek and an Italian were sitting in a Starbucks one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon." Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics." The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire." And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!" The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!" ~~~~~ Ok this was ...cute... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

03-27-2006, 07:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	/me buys a ticket to the isle of Lesbos... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-27-2006, 03:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Great joke mal! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

03-29-2006, 04:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
Warf Rat Psycho Location: Philadelphia	As an Italian who works closely with a Greek. I thank you __________________ A day late, and a dollar short.

03-30-2006, 06:06 AM	#6 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Hate to be a poopy parter.... repost __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

03-27-2006, 05:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	Clever. Very.