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nukeu666 · 02-28-2006, 11:40 AM

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

what men would do if they had a vagina for a day

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Min · 02-28-2006, 01:26 PM

Absolute, positively would I try everyone of those on the list, if ONLY I could feel what it's like to have one.

absorbentishe · 02-28-2006, 08:26 PM

ain't it the truth.

Sweetpea · 03-01-2006, 01:35 AM

so damn funny

sweetpea

nukeu666 · 03-04-2006, 03:45 PM

guy - point number 9

itch vaccine · 03-04-2006, 10:27 PM

! be needing a nsfw tag for that =.=

hehe, funny though .

02-28-2006, 11:40 AM	#1 (permalink)
nukeu666 Junkie Location: India	dick for a day/pussy for a day (nfsw if you scroll down) 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. 1. Repeat number 9...... what men would do if they had a vagina for a day 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot. __________________ Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up? Because Oct(31) == Dec(25) Last edited by nukeu666; 03-05-2006 at 01:11 PM..

03-01-2006, 01:35 AM	#4 (permalink)
Sweetpea Fade out Location: in love	so damn funny sweetpea __________________ Having a Pet Will Change Your Life! Looking for a great pet?! Click Here! "I am the Type of Person Who Can Get Away With A lot, Simply Because I Don't Ask Permission for the Privilege of Being Myself"

03-04-2006, 03:45 PM	#5 (permalink)
nukeu666 Junkie Location: India	guy - point number 9 __________________ Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up? Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)

03-04-2006, 10:27 PM	#6 (permalink)
itch vaccine Psycho Location: on my spinning computer chair	! be needing a nsfw tag for that =.= hehe, funny though . __________________ "When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

02-28-2006, 01:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
Min Crazy Location: Louisiana	Absolute, positively would I try everyone of those on the list, if ONLY I could feel what it's like to have one.

02-28-2006, 08:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	ain't it the truth.