It's tough being a Parent.
 

This is a telephone conversation between a child and the boss of one of
the parents...

An employer, concerned with his best worker not showing up for
work, decides to give him a call. He dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello?"

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?" "Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?" the man asked.

The small voice whispered, "No."

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes," came the answer.

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there anyone else there in
your house?" the boss asked the child.

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the Boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy," whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the fireman," whispered the child.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked,

"What is that noise?"

"A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed hushed voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied, along with a muffled
giggle:

"Me."

Hahahah!!!!!


I hate kids.

LOL
 

lol thanks for that!!

Ah, a story from my childhood...

someone needs to hurt that kid

hahahahaha! Brilliant!

hahaha

haha. very funny!

Great joke! Thank you!

Next week: tracking device surgically implanted in kid.

Problem solved.

lol. little bastard.

ROFLMAO! Now that's the best one I've heard in a while :)

whats worse is, ive seen that happen. still funny as hell

i got a couple like that.

Hahaha, good one. That kid is getting an ass beating.

a good one...but that kid needs a major timeout

hahahaha

I would beat that kid. LOL I have done similar things also though, just not so extreme.

That's such a cutesy joke. Definitely a "family" joke. Excellent.

lol

Could you just imagine??????

very funny

Remind me not to have kids.

Clever and surprisingly clean.

And oh so true. I have two worse than that. One who will be and another on the way!

haha that's great!

very bastardish yet funny

rofl. That kid's got a bright future, albeit a short one :p

lmao

just wait till I get my hands on the little bastard...

LOL

You are never too young for military school. Made me laugh like crazy!

Clever. Good times.

funny

Hilarious!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That is to great. And its so true.

that could happen

good one happy fathers day to all.

Funny :)

Heehee that little bastard...

-Mikey

LOL, hilarious