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Old 06-04-2003, 06:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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It's tough being a Parent.

This is a telephone conversation between a child and the boss of one of
the parents...

An employer, concerned with his best worker not showing up for
work, decides to give him a call. He dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello?"

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?" "Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?" the man asked.

The small voice whispered, "No."

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes," came the answer.

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there anyone else there in
your house?" the boss asked the child.

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the Boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy," whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the fireman," whispered the child.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked,

"What is that noise?"

"A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed hushed voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied, along with a muffled
giggle:

"Me."
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Old 06-04-2003, 07:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hahahah!!!!!


I hate kids.
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Old 06-04-2003, 07:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL

lol thanks for that!!
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Old 06-04-2003, 08:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Ah, a story from my childhood...
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Old 06-05-2003, 01:09 AM   #5 (permalink)
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someone needs to hurt that kid
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Old 06-05-2003, 03:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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hahahahaha! Brilliant!
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Old 06-05-2003, 03:49 PM   #7 (permalink)
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hahaha
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Old 06-05-2003, 04:22 PM   #8 (permalink)
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haha. very funny!
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Old 06-05-2003, 04:54 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Great joke! Thank you!
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Old 06-07-2003, 04:33 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Next week: tracking device surgically implanted in kid.

Problem solved.
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Old 06-07-2003, 09:12 PM   #11 (permalink)
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lol. little bastard.
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Old 06-08-2003, 02:33 AM   #12 (permalink)
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ROFLMAO! Now that's the best one I've heard in a while
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Old 06-08-2003, 10:12 AM   #13 (permalink)
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whats worse is, ive seen that happen. still funny as hell
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Old 06-08-2003, 11:54 AM   #14 (permalink)
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i got a couple like that.
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Old 06-08-2003, 04:35 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Hahaha, good one. That kid is getting an ass beating.
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Old 06-08-2003, 04:54 PM   #16 (permalink)
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a good one...but that kid needs a major timeout
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Old 06-08-2003, 07:03 PM   #17 (permalink)
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hahahaha
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Old 06-08-2003, 07:08 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I would beat that kid. LOL I have done similar things also though, just not so extreme.
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Old 06-08-2003, 10:30 PM   #19 (permalink)
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That's such a cutesy joke. Definitely a "family" joke. Excellent.
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Old 06-08-2003, 11:05 PM   #20 (permalink)
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lol
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Old 06-09-2003, 04:53 AM   #21 (permalink)
so many men...so little time.
 
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Could you just imagine??????
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Old 06-09-2003, 09:03 AM   #22 (permalink)
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very funny
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Old 06-10-2003, 12:50 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Remind me not to have kids.
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Old 06-10-2003, 02:14 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Clever and surprisingly clean.
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Old 06-10-2003, 08:35 PM   #25 (permalink)
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And oh so true. I have two worse than that. One who will be and another on the way!
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Old 06-11-2003, 09:36 PM   #26 (permalink)
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haha that's great!
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Old 06-11-2003, 10:17 PM   #27 (permalink)
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very bastardish yet funny
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Old 06-12-2003, 01:15 PM   #28 (permalink)
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rofl. That kid's got a bright future, albeit a short one
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Old 06-13-2003, 01:41 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 06-13-2003, 07:10 AM   #30 (permalink)
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just wait till I get my hands on the little bastard...

LOL
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Old 06-14-2003, 09:05 AM   #31 (permalink)
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You are never too young for military school. Made me laugh like crazy!
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Old 06-14-2003, 10:28 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Clever. Good times.
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Old 06-14-2003, 06:55 PM   #33 (permalink)
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funny
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:16 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Hilarious!
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Old 06-15-2003, 09:12 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That is to great. And its so true.
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Old 06-15-2003, 11:02 AM   #36 (permalink)
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that could happen
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Old 06-15-2003, 12:43 PM   #37 (permalink)
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good one happy fathers day to all.
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Old 06-15-2003, 06:25 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Funny
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Old 06-18-2003, 04:47 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Heehee that little bastard...

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Old 06-18-2003, 09:01 AM   #40 (permalink)
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LOL, hilarious
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