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bobby · 02-26-2006, 08:38 AM

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this."

A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, "You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration."

The bartender was not impressed, but says to the guy, "Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again."

The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, "What the heck are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!"

The guy says, "What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my life!" The bartender replies, "I'm very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double."

To which the guy replies, "Thank you. Make it a scotch."

......XOXOXOO

Brewmaniac · 02-26-2006, 08:45 AM

Now that's a well thought out joke! Thanks bobby.

jth · 02-26-2006, 09:04 AM

lol, clever joke

SirLance · 02-26-2006, 09:56 PM

I wouldn't try it in real life... or would I... hmmm....

02-26-2006, 08:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
bobby Super Moderator Location: 18,000+ posts on TFP #1,2,3,4 and 5,but I'm not counting!	HOW TO GET "FREE" DRINKS! The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this." A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, "You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration." The bartender was not impressed, but says to the guy, "Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again." The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, "What the heck are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!" The guy says, "What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my life!" The bartender replies, "I'm very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double." To which the guy replies, "Thank you. Make it a scotch." ......XOXOXOO __________________ "Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

02-26-2006, 08:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Now that's a well thought out joke! Thanks bobby. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

02-26-2006, 09:04 AM	#3 (permalink)
jth Insane Location: HRM	lol, clever joke __________________ "A real leader faces the music, even if he doesn't like the tune." - unknown quote

02-26-2006, 09:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	I wouldn't try it in real life... or would I... hmmm.... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.