women drivers
 

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to
my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac
doing 65 mph with
her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on
her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked
back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.


As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so
much I dropped my
electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my
other hand. In all
the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
using my knees
against
the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from
my ear which
fell
into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned
Big Jim and
theTwins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers,
and disconnected
an
important call.

Damn women drivers ! !

Hahaha!!!



Good one!

I have saw cases like this before. It scares me to death that this shit actually happens

The worst driver I ever saw was eating a chinese take-away with chopsticks, doing 85 mph on the M62

haha. very funny! :)

Pretty funny!

I got hit by a bloke that was text messaging a year ago... not so funny when it actully happens!

Damn... why can't people DRIVE when they're supposed to be DRIVING. If you want to do something to pass the time listen to a talkshow or some music...

very good..... we all need to pqy attention....