Two Women having Coffee
 

Two women are having coffee when one notices that the other woman seems troubled. So she asks her, "Is something bugging you? You look anxious."

"Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money in the stock market," she explained.

"Oh, that's too bad," the other girl sympathized. "I'm sure you're feeling sorry for him."

"Yeah, I am," she said.

"What do you think he'll feel is the worst part?" the friend asks.

"Well," she says, "Probably how much he's going to miss me."

Funny shit Lance! Thanks

haha! wasn't expecting that one.