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Nancy · 02-05-2006, 07:11 AM

tenchi069 · 02-05-2006, 09:43 AM

I love these, especially the last one. ( reminds me of some people I know )

theguyondacouch · 02-05-2006, 10:33 AM

haha, bacon trees of denamrk.

Pip · 02-05-2006, 02:40 PM

The bacon trees look so wholesome, what with the rising sun and the wind blowing.

shotthemoon1 · 02-05-2006, 09:23 PM

the bacon tree one reminded me of the ham bush joke...

One day, A french army was moving along, and they came to a hill. The commander said "oh what eez zees? Ah must know what ees on zee uzzer side of zee hill. Do ah have a volunteer to look?" and so a frenchman stepped forward "ah weel look to see what is on zee uzzer side of zees hill for my country."
He went up the hill sneaking from rock to rock, tree to tree, bush to bush, untill he got to the top, slithered on his belley, peeked over a log, and BANG! he was shot and rolled down the hill, he said "commander, ah have failed you, bacontree!'
So the commander said 'ahh no, what is zees, I do not know what a bacontree ees, ah need another volunteer." Another frenchman stepped forward "ahh weel go for my dead comrade and my country"
He went up the hill sneaking from rock to rock, tree to tree, bush to bush, untill he got to the top, slithered on his belley, peeked over a log, and BANG! he was shot and rolled down the hill, he said "commander, ah have failed you, bacontree!'
at this point the commander was quite stressed "what ees thees? ah have lost 2 men and still do not know what is on the other side of zee hill or what bacontree is, thees time, I shall go myself.
The commander snuck up the hill, from rock to rock, bush to bush, tree to tree, untill he reached the top of the hill. then he slithered on his belly and peeked over the log, and BANG, he rolled down the hill.
With his last breathes, the commander whispered to his troops, "zoze fools, eet was no bacontree, eet was a hambush!"

Sage · 02-07-2006, 06:59 PM

The breast fetishist joke was the funniest thing i've seen in WEEKS.....

sooo goood....

pocon1 · 02-07-2006, 08:00 PM

nothing to say

02-05-2006, 07:11 AM	#1 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	Wulff & Morgenthaler (01/30 - 02/05) __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

02-05-2006, 09:43 AM	#2 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	I love these, especially the last one. ( reminds me of some people I know ) __________________ ERROR- PLBSAK Problem Lies Between Seat and Keyboard.

02-05-2006, 10:33 AM	#3 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	haha, bacon trees of denamrk. __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

02-07-2006, 06:59 PM	#6 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	The breast fetishist joke was the funniest thing i've seen in WEEKS..... sooo goood.... __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

02-07-2006, 08:00 PM	#7 (permalink)
pocon1 Banned	nothing to say Last edited by pocon1; 07-06-2008 at 09:39 PM..

02-05-2006, 02:40 PM	#4 (permalink)
Pip Likes Hats Location: Stockholm, Sweden	The bacon trees look so wholesome, what with the rising sun and the wind blowing.

02-05-2006, 09:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
shotthemoon1 Upright	the bacon tree one reminded me of the ham bush joke... One day, A french army was moving along, and they came to a hill. The commander said "oh what eez zees? Ah must know what ees on zee uzzer side of zee hill. Do ah have a volunteer to look?" and so a frenchman stepped forward "ah weel look to see what is on zee uzzer side of zees hill for my country." He went up the hill sneaking from rock to rock, tree to tree, bush to bush, untill he got to the top, slithered on his belley, peeked over a log, and BANG! he was shot and rolled down the hill, he said "commander, ah have failed you, bacontree!' So the commander said 'ahh no, what is zees, I do not know what a bacontree ees, ah need another volunteer." Another frenchman stepped forward "ahh weel go for my dead comrade and my country" He went up the hill sneaking from rock to rock, tree to tree, bush to bush, untill he got to the top, slithered on his belley, peeked over a log, and BANG! he was shot and rolled down the hill, he said "commander, ah have failed you, bacontree!' at this point the commander was quite stressed "what ees thees? ah have lost 2 men and still do not know what is on the other side of zee hill or what bacontree is, thees time, I shall go myself. The commander snuck up the hill, from rock to rock, bush to bush, tree to tree, untill he reached the top of the hill. then he slithered on his belly and peeked over the log, and BANG, he rolled down the hill. With his last breathes, the commander whispered to his troops, "zoze fools, eet was no bacontree, eet was a hambush!"