What's in the bag?
 

Tell this story when you're in a crowd.

'I picked up this hitch-hiker yesterday... As I drove, I tried
to make conversation but he didn't say anything. After a while
he stuck his hand into his bag then pulled it out again quickly
and mumbled "ouch, ya bastard". I glanced over at him
and asked "What's in the bag?" to which he replied "Mind
your own fuckin' business!" I immediately told him "Hey! Don't
talk to me like that! You can get out and walk if you like!" He
appologised, so I carried on driving. About five minutes later, he
stuck his hand into his bag again...and again he pulled out quickly
and this time screamed "OWWW, YOU FUCKER!!" I
turned to him and asked "What the hell do you have in that bag!?"
Again he said "Mind your own fuckin' business!"

This time, I pulled over immediately and told him to get out.
As he got out of the car, the strap of his bag got caught on
the seat and I drove off at speed with his bag still in the car...
I could see him in the mirror jumping around and waving his arms
in the air but I just carried on driving.'

Leave the story there and someone in your crowd WILL ask
"So what was in the bag?" ...

To which you reply "MIND YOUR OWN FUCKIN' BUSINESS!"

I've heard the same thing but with "shit, just like the story I told you" as the punchline.

Thanks. I might try that...