Jesus Pimp

Best video review ever!

mms://stream.techtv.com/windows/xpla...njag_165_0.asf

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tehblaed

Nice video. In other news, your link is broken.

Mr.Deflok

I SEE NUTING!

bltzkriegmcanon

Sorry, but...

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Jesus Pimp

Drop the http:// and it'll work..

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Mr.Deflok

That was pretty sweet! Love Adam Sessler, "But. I was. Wrong. *smiles*"

charlesesl

Holy, I didnt know u get a movie for every boss that blows up. Man i got to get an xbox.

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RedCometChar

Mmm, that's good review! And the announcer started pronouncing it "Gay-den" instead of "Guy-den" midway through, just like I've never been able to break the habit of doing.

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tokaok

this game is awsomes, and you dont just get movies for beatting bosses, the beaut cg is everywhere.

and most importantly gameplay is AWSOME, it truly feels like you and your controllers and a ninja.

bltzkriegmcanon

Sounds good. Another great review telling me to go out and buy a game that I don't have the console for.

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- Ocelot, Metal Gear Solid 3

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- The Colonel and Snake, Metal Gear Solid 3

vatoloco

Seen it and really liked it!

Johnny Rotten

Right at the end: "Perfect camera sold separately."

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Destrox

That was a very entertaining review Thx

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diergray

Great preview. I bought the game and it is great but it is REALLY hard. The difficulty level ramps up very quickly or I might just be getting too old for these kind of games.

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Hercules

Kinda funny review, good CG scenes, great graphics.
I can already tell the camera is going to be a problem.
And when the camera is a problem in games.. i get PISSED.

Kaos

"Need a story? You whole village is slaughtered. How's THAT for motivation?"

Lasereth

I bought it at Wal-Mart the other day. First off, this game is completely badass. If you've ever wanted to be a badass in a videogame, play Metal Gear Solid or Ninja Gaiden.

Secondly, this game is hard as HELL. The only "hard" aspect of it is the fact that even on the normal difficulty, healing items are few and far between. The save points are also waay too far apart in some areas. I find myself going through half the level, and then backtracking just to save again. Trust me, after almost beating the entire level and then dying, the 2-minute walk back to the save point is worth it.

I'd personally like more healing items. I know you can buy them, but they're expensive, and the yellow orbs should be used for upgrades instead of healing items! I've got ONE upgrade (fire magic). I've spent the rest of my orbs on healing items, and I have none left right now.

The game gets funner and funner, but it seems to get harder as well. So far, I'm enjoying it a LOT. I recommend it to everyone, but be prepared to get your ass kicked quite a bit.

-Lasereth

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mikeysj

i always pronounced it gay den hahaha

KellyC

Quite funny indeed. I watched the infomercial twice and went out and bought the game.

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Lassus

i still cant get it to work for me

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Lasereth

I beat it!! That was definitely the hardest game I've ever played. It was also really amazing, though. I've said it once, and I'll say it again: this game teaches you how to be a badass. It works very, very well. I recommend this game to everyone, but prepare to get your ass handed to you if you're not too good at videogames. To get a feel of how the game is, it's best compared to Devil May Cry. If you beat Devil May Cry on PS2 on the Normal mode (NOT Easy), then you can *probaby* beat Ninja Gaiden.

-Lasereth

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