Anyone bothered to get an N-Gage? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Moskie · 10-22-2003, 03:30 PM

As I think anyone with a clue expected, the N-Gage appears to have fallen flat on its face. I really have no sympaties for Nokia, it completely seems like they've had no idea what the hell they were doing right from the start.

I glanced at some reviews for the games so far, and they're pretty damn bad. Gamespot gave the Bust-a-Move game a 1.4 out of 10. Seriously, you'd have to try really hard to screw up Bust-A-Move.

And there's already rumors about a price drop, one week after it's been released.

So, anyone actually own one? Personally, I'm looking forward to watching this thing die a slow death.

Spinach_Indeed · 10-22-2003, 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by Moskie
Personally, I looking forward to watching this thing die a slow death.

Heheh. Me too. Makes me Harken back to the days of the Jaguar. They spent a buttload of money on advertising. Everytime I turn around I see a Ad for N-Gage. Too bad it was all in Vain though...

TrogDor · 10-22-2003, 06:22 PM

Ha! The funniest thing is watching someone trying to talk on one of those things. They look like a total dork.

Nimbletoe · 10-22-2003, 06:24 PM

Those have to be one of the most overpriced pieces of crap on the technology market. Just look at it!

Prophecy · 10-22-2003, 06:33 PM

I wonder how much money has be lost on this crappy handheld gaming phone?
And for God's sake why didn't the designers figure out taking the batteries out to put a game in is a bad thing???

Also its sad that all the games are crappy ports of PSone games...

Oh, and I have to post this link

Nokia says N-Gage launch a success
http://www.gamespot.com/all/news/news_6077184.html

IckUber · 10-22-2003, 06:47 PM

It's the stupidist thing in the fucking world. I second watching them die a slow painfull death, dragging the whole nokia name with it.

"According to Gamesindustry.biz, "The first official statement from Nokia on the launch of its N-Gage game deck has claimed that the device is sold out at many retailers following a 'very positive' consumer response." However, 1UP have posted US sales figures which reveal "...less than 5,000 units of Nokia N-Gage hardware were sold in the United States in the system's first week of release"

battlemouth · 10-22-2003, 09:20 PM

i think its going to be a big chunk of cellular crap, why not just buy a GBA and a cell phone?

The Geek · 10-23-2003, 11:00 AM

I'd like to meet a Nokia executive that was on the team for this thing and say "Seriously, what the hell were you thinking?"

spived2 · 10-23-2003, 11:40 AM

Personally I'm waiting for the new one from sony. I think it's called the psp or something like that, but it's supposed to have an mp3 player, video player, and some other good stuff. Theres also a pda out there that has a nice large screen on it and plays beautiful 3d games like doom2 and others.

seretogis · 10-23-2003, 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by Spinach_Indeed
Heheh. Me too. Makes me Harken back to the days of the Jaguar. They spent a buttload of money on advertising. Everytime I turn around I see a Ad for N-Gage. Too bad it was all in Vain though...

The Jaguar was actually an impressive console, though. It was far more advanced than the SNES or Genesis was.

Church · 10-23-2003, 07:39 PM

Heh, this reminds me of Dreamcast. That thing lasted a year or two, maybe. But this N-Gage thing, when I first saw it, it had potential, but now it just looks sad. I will buy one for my enemies, and one for myself so I can put it in the microwave.

jerseyboy · 10-23-2003, 08:58 PM

This is thing is like that VR game system ninentendo tried to introduce way back when. The one that was only in black and red.

guthmund · 10-23-2003, 10:08 PM

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Originally posted by spived2
Personally I'm waiting for the new one from sony. I think it's called the psp or something like that, but it's supposed to have an mp3 player, video player, and some other good stuff. Theres also a pda out there that has a nice large screen on it and plays beautiful 3d games like doom2 and others.

It's also supposed to cook your microwave popcorn, do the dishes and massage your feet after a long day....*scoff

I'll believe it when I see it and right now....I ain't seeing it

Neato · 10-23-2003, 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by jerseyboy
This is thing is like that VR game system ninentendo tried to introduce way back when. The one that was only in black and red.

The Virtual Boy. I own one. It rocks.

I wish the N-Gage the best. If it weren't so expensive I would have one.

CyCo PL · 10-23-2003, 11:52 PM

I'm definitely going to get a Sony PSP once that's out... Finally a portable game console that uses CD-type media! Hopefully it has some kind of skip-protection though... It would be terrible if it didn't.

Nokia made the N-gage wrong. The made it as a phone that could be used as a game console, they should have done the opposite. Honestly, I think they should have taken the phone option out completely and just left in the bluetooth networking and maybe the online gameplay. And made the screen way bigger and horizontal instead of vertical. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???

IckUber · 10-24-2003, 12:10 AM

You see cyco, they WERE NOT THINKING. Stupid idiots.

GakFace · 10-24-2003, 02:45 AM

I would HATE to talk on that thing, shit the GameBoy SP looks more like a phone than the N-Gage does. I like how Penny Arcade just constantly laughed at it

.. The day of the launch, Gabe posted a link to the article, what did the hyper link say? And I quote:
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

jools · 10-24-2003, 03:31 AM

Heh. I bet some heads will get chopped at the Nokia HQ.

mrquackers · 10-24-2003, 07:04 AM

I've got two. But for the record, I didn't pay for 'em. They were demo units given to me for evaluation.

I can say with no hesitation that every criticism you've heard is correct. The N-gage has some great features - like the MP3 player and the FM radio. And the phone is very high quality. But as a gaming device it blows. I've never seen a device of any sort with this many design flaws.

I've also got one of the Tapwave Zodiacs in hand (well, actually, it's sitting over to my right at the moment). It's not perfect, but so far I'm very impressed. Great Palm functionality. Great game functionality.

Destrox · 10-24-2003, 08:39 AM

If you read the articles in EGM and a few other gaming mags, you'll see just how big of a piece of shit this really is.

Xiangsu · 10-24-2003, 11:46 AM

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Originally posted by SlickPrick
Heh, this reminds me of Dreamcast. That thing lasted a year or two, maybe. But this N-Gage thing, when I first saw it, it had potential, but now it just looks sad. I will buy one for my enemies, and one for myself so I can put it in the microwave.

The dreamcast had some awesome games and you shouldn't judge it on sales alone. Trust me, the N-Gage is going to go down but not with glory like the Dreamcast.

floonine · 10-24-2003, 11:55 AM

I have to agree with ya, the Dreamcast had a lot of potential and had some frigin awesome games associated with it, soul calibur being one, and it was one of the launch titles, dammit.

There is a penny-arcade article where tycho talks to an n-gage rep, and the guy says that the n-gage is different because it is directed toward a more mature audience than the game boy advanced. That guy needs to go back to his public relations classes if he thinks that is a good way to sell something to the audience that most likely owns and enjoys the gameboy.

IckUber · 10-24-2003, 01:33 PM

Here is a good one.

Here is another good one!

nothingx · 10-24-2003, 04:05 PM

Wow, this is hilarious. I never knew so many people hated the N-gage. Personally, I never even thought about it cause it never reached my "radar screen". I took one look at it and thought, that looks lame... and hadn't thought about it since.

Now I see on Gamestop that they've started cutting prices in half. Wonder how they're selling...

aarchaon · 10-24-2003, 05:45 PM

i have a friend who bought a N-Gage and he can't even send text messages with it, and the game he got with it, "Super Monkey Ball" sucks ass because
1. u cant really see where you are going and
2. ITS A GODDAMN MONKEY IN A BALL! SERIOUSLY!!!

i guess the good points of it are u can play music and videos but it is a horribly mis-shapen blob of plastic that when u talk on it u look like u have a frisbee stuck in your head.

Prophecy · 10-24-2003, 07:22 PM

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Originally posted by Neato
The Virtual Boy. I own one. It rocks.

I wish the N-Gage the best. If it weren't so expensive I would have one.

Well if your serious about that Nokia just launched a "Halloween promotion" dropped the price of the N-Gage by $100 at EBgames and Gamestop.

http://www.gamespot.com/ngage/news/news_6077311.html

IckUber · 10-25-2003, 01:04 AM

FUCK THE NGAGE THAT MOTHER CUCKer.

SORRRY IM DRUNK< BUT I STILKL HATE THE NGAGE

Magpie0001 · 10-25-2003, 03:32 AM

I played one the other day,
I had a lash off Tomb Raider & I gotta say the screen is a joke, Its so fucking small. I have no idea what they were thinking when they decided to make it so small & vertical? WTF?? Its absolute suicide.
Good luck Nokia, youre gonna need it.

WhoaitsZ · 10-25-2003, 01:21 PM

BWUAAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the n-gage price has been cut as low as $100!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

good god. on a movie scale this motherfucker left IMAX to simply come on once on normal tv!

what a blow...... it's been out what one month? from $300 to $100? hahaahaa

thanks nokia. now we know for fact that money neither buys oneself intelligence or good ideas!

i can't quit laughing... heh

PS the dreamcast was never my favorite system but it was still a wonderful machine.

NeverBorn · 10-25-2003, 06:05 PM

I tried it once..I couldn't even get the damn game to load..wtf

yellowgowild · 10-25-2003, 09:27 PM

Wtf were they thinking when they made the screen VERTICAL??

IckUber · 10-26-2003, 01:27 AM

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Originally posted by yellowgowild
Wtf were they thinking when they made the screen VERTICAL??

Thats the thing yellow gold, they WERNT THINKGINGG!

Porkchop · 10-26-2003, 01:30 AM

Tried one in a local game store. Not surprised sales a poor at the minute. May pick up with people getting them on contract.

CyCo PL · 10-26-2003, 09:47 AM

100 bucks is awfully tempting though, considering I don't have a cellphone... still gotta pay for service though, and I don't really use the phone much.

Edit: heh, nevermind... I thought I saw someone say that it dropped TO $100, not BY $100. 200 dollars is still way way too much for this piece of shit.

CBlend · 10-26-2003, 06:38 PM

"Halloween" promotion? HA!

More like a "Please, buy this, we're begging you!" promotion

Anyone considering the N-Gage...Please, buy a Game Boy Advance if you don't have one. You can't go wrong with the GBA.

cradeg · 10-27-2003, 06:24 AM

i currently own a nokia 3300 music phone .. i love to listen to my best mp3s when i have to walk the dog or so, but i doubt that the ngage will be the big deal

flecktone4 · 10-27-2003, 09:36 PM

never found it appealing... esp having to take off the back to change the cartridge...

stupid as the gameboy sp with no headfone socket

WireX · 10-28-2003, 07:34 PM

i laughed when I asked the EB guys how many they had sold, 0, and apparently I was the first person to even inquire about it.

weasel519 · 10-29-2003, 12:34 PM

I saw a guy today in school with one. First i thought he was listening to a taco but lo and behold it was an Ngage

YaWhateva · 10-29-2003, 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by weasel519
I saw a guy today in school with one. First i thought he was listening to a taco but lo and behold it was an Ngage

mmmmm...taco.

10-22-2003, 03:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
Moskie Pure Chewing Satisfaction Location: can i use bbcode [i]here[/i]?	Anyone bothered to get an N-Gage? As I think anyone with a clue expected, the N-Gage appears to have fallen flat on its face. I really have no sympaties for Nokia, it completely seems like they've had no idea what the hell they were doing right from the start. I glanced at some reviews for the games so far, and they're pretty damn bad. Gamespot gave the Bust-a-Move game a 1.4 out of 10. Seriously, you'd have to try really hard to screw up Bust-A-Move. And there's already rumors about a price drop, one week after it's been released. So, anyone actually own one? Personally, I'm looking forward to watching this thing die a slow death. __________________ Greetings and salutations. Last edited by Moskie; 10-22-2003 at 03:48 PM..

10-22-2003, 06:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
Nimbletoe Junkie Location: Michigan	Those have to be one of the most overpriced pieces of crap on the technology market. Just look at it! __________________ Go Pistons!

10-22-2003, 06:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
Prophecy Oracle & Apollyon Location: Limbus Patrum	I wonder how much money has be lost on this crappy handheld gaming phone? And for God's sake why didn't the designers figure out taking the batteries out to put a game in is a bad thing??? Also its sad that all the games are crappy ports of PSone games... Oh, and I have to post this link Nokia says N-Gage launch a success http://www.gamespot.com/all/news/news_6077184.html __________________ La Disciplina È La Mia Spada, La Fede È Il Mio Schermo, Non salti Ciecamente In Incertezza, E Potete Raccogliere Le Ricompense. Last edited by Prophecy; 10-22-2003 at 06:41 PM..

10-22-2003, 06:47 PM	#6 (permalink)
IckUber Funran Location: Norman, OK	It's the stupidist thing in the fucking world. I second watching them die a slow painfull death, dragging the whole nokia name with it. "According to Gamesindustry.biz, "The first official statement from Nokia on the launch of its N-Gage game deck has claimed that the device is sold out at many retailers following a 'very positive' consumer response." However, 1UP have posted US sales figures which reveal "...less than 5,000 units of Nokia N-Gage hardware were sold in the United States in the system's first week of release" __________________ How much is y'all Piolkles?

10-22-2003, 09:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
battlemouth Robot Lovin' Location: Boston	i think its going to be a big chunk of cellular crap, why not just buy a GBA and a cell phone? __________________ like a bullet through a flock of doves

10-22-2003, 06:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
TrogDor Tilted	Ha! The funniest thing is watching someone trying to talk on one of those things. They look like a total dork.

10-23-2003, 11:00 AM	#8 (permalink)
The Geek Upright	I'd like to meet a Nokia executive that was on the team for this thing and say "Seriously, what the hell were you thinking?"

10-23-2003, 11:40 AM	#9 (permalink)
spived2 Desert Rat Location: Arizona	Personally I'm waiting for the new one from sony. I think it's called the psp or something like that, but it's supposed to have an mp3 player, video player, and some other good stuff. Theres also a pda out there that has a nice large screen on it and plays beautiful 3d games like doom2 and others. __________________ "This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V

10-23-2003, 07:39 PM	#11 (permalink)
Church Tilted F*ckhead Location: New Jersey	Heh, this reminds me of Dreamcast. That thing lasted a year or two, maybe. But this N-Gage thing, when I first saw it, it had potential, but now it just looks sad. I will buy one for my enemies, and one for myself so I can put it in the microwave.

10-23-2003, 08:58 PM	#12 (permalink)
jerseyboy Insane	This is thing is like that VR game system ninentendo tried to introduce way back when. The one that was only in black and red.

10-23-2003, 11:52 PM	#15 (permalink)
CyCo PL Addict Location: Tulsa, OK	I'm definitely going to get a Sony PSP once that's out... Finally a portable game console that uses CD-type media! Hopefully it has some kind of skip-protection though... It would be terrible if it didn't. Nokia made the N-gage wrong. The made it as a phone that could be used as a game console, they should have done the opposite. Honestly, I think they should have taken the phone option out completely and just left in the bluetooth networking and maybe the online gameplay. And made the screen way bigger and horizontal instead of vertical. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???

10-24-2003, 12:10 AM	#16 (permalink)
IckUber Funran Location: Norman, OK	You see cyco, they WERE NOT THINKING. Stupid idiots. __________________ How much is y'all Piolkles?

10-24-2003, 02:45 AM	#17 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	I would HATE to talk on that thing, shit the GameBoy SP looks more like a phone than the N-Gage does. I like how Penny Arcade just constantly laughed at it .. The day of the launch, Gabe posted a link to the article, what did the hyper link say? And I quote: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

10-24-2003, 03:31 AM	#18 (permalink)
jools Upright	Heh. I bet some heads will get chopped at the Nokia HQ.

10-24-2003, 07:04 AM	#19 (permalink)
mrquackers Exhausted Location: Northeastern US - please send help!	I've got two. But for the record, I didn't pay for 'em. They were demo units given to me for evaluation. I can say with no hesitation that every criticism you've heard is correct. The N-gage has some great features - like the MP3 player and the FM radio. And the phone is very high quality. But as a gaming device it blows. I've never seen a device of any sort with this many design flaws. I've also got one of the Tapwave Zodiacs in hand (well, actually, it's sitting over to my right at the moment). It's not perfect, but so far I'm very impressed. Great Palm functionality. Great game functionality. __________________ "If you're walking on thin ice, you may as well go ahead and dance."

10-24-2003, 08:39 AM	#20 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	If you read the articles in EGM and a few other gaming mags, you'll see just how big of a piece of shit this really is. __________________ You bore me.... next.

10-24-2003, 11:55 AM	#22 (permalink)
floonine Insane Location: Silicon Valley, Utah	I have to agree with ya, the Dreamcast had a lot of potential and had some frigin awesome games associated with it, soul calibur being one, and it was one of the launch titles, dammit. There is a penny-arcade article where tycho talks to an n-gage rep, and the guy says that the n-gage is different because it is directed toward a more mature audience than the game boy advanced. That guy needs to go back to his public relations classes if he thinks that is a good way to sell something to the audience that most likely owns and enjoys the gameboy. __________________ Political arguments do not exist, after all, for people to believe in them, rather they serve as a common, agreed-upon excuse. Foolish people who take them in earnest sooner or later discover inconsistencies in them, begin to protest and finish finally and infamously as heretics.

10-24-2003, 01:33 PM	#23 (permalink)
IckUber Funran Location: Norman, OK	Here is a good one. Here is another good one! __________________ How much is y'all Piolkles?

10-24-2003, 04:05 PM	#24 (permalink)
nothingx undead Location: nihilistic freedom	Wow, this is hilarious. I never knew so many people hated the N-gage. Personally, I never even thought about it cause it never reached my "radar screen". I took one look at it and thought, that looks lame... and hadn't thought about it since. Now I see on Gamestop that they've started cutting prices in half. Wonder how they're selling...

10-24-2003, 05:45 PM	#25 (permalink)
aarchaon Insane	i have a friend who bought a N-Gage and he can't even send text messages with it, and the game he got with it, "Super Monkey Ball" sucks ass because 1. u cant really see where you are going and 2. ITS A GODDAMN MONKEY IN A BALL! SERIOUSLY!!! i guess the good points of it are u can play music and videos but it is a horribly mis-shapen blob of plastic that when u talk on it u look like u have a frisbee stuck in your head. __________________ Green. Yellow. Blue.

10-25-2003, 01:04 AM	#27 (permalink)
IckUber Funran Location: Norman, OK	FUCK THE NGAGE THAT MOTHER CUCKer. SORRRY IM DRUNK< BUT I STILKL HATE THE NGAGE __________________ How much is y'all Piolkles?

10-25-2003, 03:32 AM	#28 (permalink)
Magpie0001 Nobody Loves Me Location: Irish In Madrid	I played one the other day, I had a lash off Tomb Raider & I gotta say the screen is a joke, Its so fucking small. I have no idea what they were thinking when they decided to make it so small & vertical? WTF?? Its absolute suicide. Good luck Nokia, youre gonna need it. __________________ Music is my first love & It will be my last.

10-25-2003, 01:21 PM	#29 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	BWUAAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the n-gage price has been cut as low as $100! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH good god. on a movie scale this motherfucker left IMAX to simply come on once on normal tv! what a blow...... it's been out what one month? from $300 to $100? hahaahaa thanks nokia. now we know for fact that money neither buys oneself intelligence or good ideas! i can't quit laughing... heh PS the dreamcast was never my favorite system but it was still a wonderful machine.

10-25-2003, 06:05 PM	#30 (permalink)
NeverBorn I'm a pepper bitch..	I tried it once..I couldn't even get the damn game to load..wtf

10-25-2003, 09:27 PM	#31 (permalink)
yellowgowild Psycho Location: Tampa	Wtf were they thinking when they made the screen VERTICAL??

10-26-2003, 01:30 AM	#33 (permalink)
Porkchop Psycho Location: Good ol Blighty	Tried one in a local game store. Not surprised sales a poor at the minute. May pick up with people getting them on contract. __________________ Be cool btch now btch be cool Sport 1976 Taxi Driver.

10-26-2003, 09:47 AM	#34 (permalink)
CyCo PL Addict Location: Tulsa, OK	100 bucks is awfully tempting though, considering I don't have a cellphone... still gotta pay for service though, and I don't really use the phone much. Edit: heh, nevermind... I thought I saw someone say that it dropped TO $100, not BY $100. 200 dollars is still way way too much for this piece of shit.

10-26-2003, 06:38 PM	#35 (permalink)
CBlend Junkie Location: Classified	"Halloween" promotion? HA! More like a "Please, buy this, we're begging you!" promotion Anyone considering the N-Gage...Please, buy a Game Boy Advance if you don't have one. You can't go wrong with the GBA.

10-27-2003, 06:24 AM	#36 (permalink)
cradeg Insane Location: Austria	i currently own a nokia 3300 music phone .. i love to listen to my best mp3s when i have to walk the dog or so, but i doubt that the ngage will be the big deal __________________ *************************** For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution; and it is always wrong. ****************************

10-27-2003, 09:36 PM	#37 (permalink)
flecktone4 Tilted	never found it appealing... esp having to take off the back to change the cartridge... stupid as the gameboy sp with no headfone socket

10-28-2003, 07:34 PM	#38 (permalink)
WireX Crazy	i laughed when I asked the EB guys how many they had sold, 0, and apparently I was the first person to even inquire about it.

10-29-2003, 12:34 PM	#39 (permalink)
weasel519 Upright	I saw a guy today in school with one. First i thought he was listening to a taco but lo and behold it was an Ngage