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Zooksport2 · 10-09-2009, 08:41 PM

Snail trail juice?

Jetée · 10-09-2009, 09:40 PM

I hear people buy that by the truckloads.

2463? It's hard counting backwards.

Tophat665 · 10-10-2009, 04:43 AM

I didn't just fall off the turnip truck yesterday

YouTube - Schoolhouse Rock - Lucky Seven Sampson

ring · 10-10-2009, 05:55 AM

You jumped?

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-10-2009, 06:29 AM

It wasn't turnips
that were being transported
& his hat flew first.

Tophat665 · 10-10-2009, 09:10 AM

Leave my hat out of this....

YouTube - Van Halen - Jump(Music Video)

Jetée · 10-10-2009, 09:24 AM

I might just start posting comedians to balance out the music video streams.

Then again, why do we need comedians when we've got hilarious replies flowing in here daily?

2462 two two

ring · 10-10-2009, 09:26 AM

Why muss your hairdo?
I wear mine to hide nothing.
You know what I mean.

(too lazy to log ring out - ocm?)

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-10-2009, 09:31 AM

Then again,
if your jetstream fails,
here's one more.

Jetée · 10-10-2009, 09:49 AM

2461 one one

Jean Meesus joke:

The astronomer's research project didn't win him the coveted Galaxy Award, but he did receive a constellation prize.

Jetée · 10-10-2009, 09:51 AM

2460 oh

Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak.

Jetée · 10-10-2009, 09:53 AM

2459

maybe I should start posting my bookmarks... I have over 959 of them to let you know, so I'm just like a Porsche.

except that I'm nowhere near as fast at clearing through them, so I'm a slow, burdened-down one. Change my oil.

This one looks interesting, I'll click it as well to find out what it is (hope it's not nudity): Will Murai

ring · 10-10-2009, 10:42 AM

Lucky three fer.

BadNick · 10-10-2009, 10:48 AM

nineteen thousand five hundred seventy four bottles of beer on the wall
nineteen thousand five hundred seventy four bottles of beer
if one of the bottles should happen to fall

Jetée · 10-10-2009, 11:40 AM

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245 ... eight

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245 ... eight

BadNick · 10-10-2009, 11:40 AM

damn, now it's nineteen thousand five hundred seventy six bottles of beer on the wall! I need to drink faster.

Jetée · 10-10-2009, 11:51 AM

Here's a counting link, which is quite long, and quite aesthetic.

24sixtyseven

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sorry about the hiccup... the bookmarked site wasn't technically 'bookmarked', but just scribbled on the sole of my shoe somewhere.

here it is: to22

genuinegirly · 10-10-2009, 12:36 PM

Somehow I missed the sunrise today.

Jetée · 10-10-2009, 12:40 PM

I was awake the whole time. It didn't "come up" as planned, but was obscured by cloud covers, and still is... so the sun is not really present in any facet other than minimal daylight.

Welcome back; coincidental in nature, as I just posted bunches of bunnies.

genuinegirly · 10-10-2009, 01:22 PM

Indeed, adorable bunches of bunnies. Thank you for mentioning their presence, I wouldn't have gone looking had you not.

ring · 10-10-2009, 06:39 PM

The earth turns in for the night.

Dark sunglassed,

clouds in our coffee.

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-10-2009, 07:04 PM

You mean there's coffee?
That could keep me up all night.
I sense subterfuge.

Jetée · 10-10-2009, 07:49 PM

I drank coffee, with chunks of undissolved milk, and no toast, at 1721, as my first meal of the day.

I lead a very empty life, or so says my stomach.

2465

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-10-2009, 07:54 PM

Life is as empty
as one's caring can make it.
May I send you food?

Jetée · 10-10-2009, 08:01 PM

I have more than too many a patch of watermelon photographs and piktchers, despite the fact that I don't care for the fruit all that much.

I love watermelon hard candies and rot-my-teeth sweets, but the actual fruit, I'm indifferent about.

It tastes like water, have you noticed this?

2464... wait, why am I counting forward now? 2458? 2457...

ring · 10-11-2009, 01:01 AM

Counts and Countesses slip.
Whispers of phantasms sharpening,
guillotine.

BadNick · 10-11-2009, 09:02 AM

"they" seem to be 2256 ahead of us!

MexicanOnABike · 10-11-2009, 09:25 AM

that's nothing! they were once over 10000 ahead and we caught up. let's just keep it up!

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-11-2009, 10:43 AM

I wasn't quite ready for
another virgin experience.
It came to me anyway.

Jetée · 10-11-2009, 10:59 AM

2255

watermelons are now my modus operandi.

I need to find a picture.

Jetée · 10-11-2009, 11:02 AM

I found one.

2254.

Maybe a watermelon pun to top it off?

Jetée · 10-11-2009, 11:05 AM

I don't have a watermelon pun.

This may be funny, depending on if you get it or not:

A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch, and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast. The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation, and he puts up a sign that reads: "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!"

He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons. The farmer returned to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten,
but finds another sign that reads: "NOW THERE ARE TWO!"

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-11-2009, 11:10 AM

(funny)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-cop?

Jetée · 10-11-2009, 11:24 AM

Yummy.

That is what you'd say, too, if you saw the delectable watermelon pics I am looking at now.

2452

Jetée · 10-11-2009, 11:26 AM

I don't know if I know exactly who this is a portrayal of, but the photographer is Claude Azoulay.

One of the many celebrity pictorials I have access to, and perhaps a good candidate for whatever that thread is about "Classic Hollywood Portraits".

I prefer to share with you guys, though.

2451

Jetée · 10-11-2009, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

"they" seem to be 2256 ahead of us!

you are bouncing between the numbers, just like Jeremy Maclin is today. (I'm still not sure if you are one of those of rotten, stinkin' dirty, drunk bird fans that typify Philadelphia fanatics, but I tend to think not)

2451 (man, we have got to post faster; we've only accomplished 50 posts in 3-4 days time)

ring · 10-11-2009, 11:41 AM

Jetée · 10-11-2009, 01:03 PM

if the hotlink fails, as I expect it to: http://dl.ziza.ru/other/072009/28/pics/100_pics.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-11-2009, 03:48 PM

I might seem erect,
tho' you officers are fruits,
you can take me down.

BadNick · 10-11-2009, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée

I don't know if I know exactly who this is a portrayal of, but the photographer is Claude Azoulay....

Thanks for sharing, Jet. I'm guessing that is Claudia Cardinale.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée

...I'm still not sure if you are one of those of rotten, stinkin' dirty, drunk bird fans that typify Philadelphia fanatics...

I've been called most of those things. Love you, too, Jet.

Btw, my counting is simply subtracting the number of posts in this thread from the number in the other thread, and then posting it here. Like this:

2246!!!

10-09-2009, 08:41 PM	#19561 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	Snail trail juice? __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

10-09-2009, 09:40 PM	#19562 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	I hear people buy that by the truckloads. 2463? It's hard counting backwards. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

10-10-2009, 06:29 AM	#19565 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	It wasn't turnips that were being transported & his hat flew first. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

10-10-2009, 09:24 AM	#19567 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	I might just start posting comedians to balance out the music video streams. Then again, why do we need comedians when we've got hilarious replies flowing in here daily? 2462 two two __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

10-10-2009, 09:31 AM	#19569 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Then again, if your jetstream fails, here's one more. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

10-10-2009, 05:55 AM	#19564 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	You jumped?

10-10-2009, 09:26 AM	#19568 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Why muss your hairdo? I wear mine to hide nothing. You know what I mean. (too lazy to log ring out - ocm?)

10-10-2009, 09:49 AM	#19570 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	2461 one one Jean Meesus joke: The astronomer's research project didn't win him the coveted Galaxy Award, but he did receive a constellation prize. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

10-10-2009, 09:53 AM	#19572 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	2459 maybe I should start posting my bookmarks... I have over 959 of them to let you know, so I'm just like a Porsche. except that I'm nowhere near as fast at clearing through them, so I'm a slow, burdened-down one. Change my oil. This one looks interesting, I'll click it as well to find out what it is (hope it's not nudity): Will Murai __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

10-10-2009, 10:42 AM	#19573 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Lucky three fer.

10-10-2009, 10:48 AM	#19574 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	nineteen thousand five hundred seventy four bottles of beer on the wall nineteen thousand five hundred seventy four bottles of beer if one of the bottles should happen to fall

10-10-2009, 11:40 AM	#19576 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	damn, now it's nineteen thousand five hundred seventy six bottles of beer on the wall! I need to drink faster.

10-10-2009, 11:51 AM	#19577 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Here's a counting link, which is quite long, and quite aesthetic. 24sixtyseven ---------- Post added at 03:51 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:42 PM ---------- sorry about the hiccup... the bookmarked site wasn't technically 'bookmarked', but just scribbled on the sole of my shoe somewhere. here it is: to22 __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

10-10-2009, 12:36 PM	#19578 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	Somehow I missed the sunrise today. __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

10-10-2009, 12:40 PM	#19579 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	I was awake the whole time. It didn't "come up" as planned, but was obscured by cloud covers, and still is... so the sun is not really present in any facet other than minimal daylight. Welcome back; coincidental in nature, as I just posted bunches of bunnies. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

10-10-2009, 01:22 PM	#19580 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	Indeed, adorable bunches of bunnies. Thank you for mentioning their presence, I wouldn't have gone looking had you not. __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

10-10-2009, 06:39 PM	#19581 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	The earth turns in for the night. Dark sunglassed, clouds in our coffee.

10-10-2009, 07:04 PM	#19582 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	You mean there's coffee? That could keep me up all night. I sense subterfuge. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

10-10-2009, 07:49 PM	#19583 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	I drank coffee, with chunks of undissolved milk, and no toast, at 1721, as my first meal of the day. I lead a very empty life, or so says my stomach. 2465 __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

10-10-2009, 07:54 PM	#19584 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Life is as empty as one's caring can make it. May I send you food? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

10-10-2009, 08:01 PM	#19585 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	I have more than too many a patch of watermelon photographs and piktchers, despite the fact that I don't care for the fruit all that much. I love watermelon hard candies and rot-my-teeth sweets, but the actual fruit, I'm indifferent about. It tastes like water, have you noticed this? 2464... wait, why am I counting forward now? 2458? 2457... __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

10-11-2009, 01:01 AM	#19586 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Counts and Countesses slip. Whispers of phantasms sharpening, guillotine.

10-11-2009, 09:02 AM	#19587 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	"they" seem to be 2256 ahead of us!

10-11-2009, 09:25 AM	#19588 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	that's nothing! they were once over 10000 ahead and we caught up. let's just keep it up! __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

10-11-2009, 10:43 AM	#19589 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I wasn't quite ready for another virgin experience. It came to me anyway. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

10-11-2009, 10:59 AM	#19590 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	2255 watermelons are now my modus operandi. I need to find a picture. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

10-11-2009, 11:05 AM	#19592 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	2253 I don't have a watermelon pun. This may be funny, depending on if you get it or not: A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch, and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast. The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation, and he puts up a sign that reads: "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!" He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons. The farmer returned to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another sign that reads: "NOW THERE ARE TWO!" __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

10-11-2009, 11:10 AM	#19593 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	(funny) How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-cop? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

10-11-2009, 11:24 AM	#19594 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Yummy. That is what you'd say, too, if you saw the delectable watermelon pics I am looking at now. 2452 __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

10-11-2009, 11:41 AM	#19597 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤

10-11-2009, 01:03 PM	#19598 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	if the hotlink fails, as I expect it to: http://dl.ziza.ru/other/072009/28/pics/100_pics.jpg __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

10-11-2009, 03:48 PM	#19599 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I might seem erect, tho' you officers are fruits, you can take me down. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT