The Longest Thread Ever!

[jewels]

What's up, peoples?!!?!

[Esoteric]

Hi.

[SSJTWIZTA]

How goes it?

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Just watching Ellen, preparing to sleep all day, again, damnit. How're you?

[SSJTWIZTA]

alright, alright. nothing wrong with sleeping all day, sometimes it's needed.

Ellen is back on the air? wow.

[Esoteric]

Her talk show has been on the air for a bit I think.

I'm at work, from a nice 3 days off. I hate working, but I love money.

Maybe I should become a male stripper, or a pornstar.

[BadNick]

one three ate oh seven ...probably because it was hungry, though an eating disorder may also be a possibility. Poor oh seven

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Heading over to mom's house to check if she has taken all
of her 37 medications.

Time for the gift of hilarity.

Bestest medicine ever.


I wish I could remember jokes.

Tell us one please.

P.S. OCM, I hope you heal up quickly.
The flu is a nasty humorless devil.

[SSJTWIZTA]

oh your sleeping all day due to a flu? that sucks! up the vitamin c dosage, double your full days supply of floridas finest.

I complete forgot about Ellen's talk show, i thought you meant that lousy sitcom she had. i say lousy, but ive never liked sitcoms aside from Grounded for Life.

yeah, laughter is the best medication. Cant beat it.

[Esoteric]

Grounded for Life is the shit. The mom is pretty hot too.

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Define hot.

[Esoteric]

Attractive, pretty, oozing with sexuality(?).

High in temperature, burns if touched.

Opposite of cold.

[MexicanOnABike]

lately, this place has been full of random non-interesting comments. sorry to say it. nothing to keep my coming back to this great thread.

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You seem to express this sentiment,over and over again.

Go away, and stop belittling that which does not interest you.

[BadNick]

Lookout! Hide your dear numbers! It's on another eating binge!!!

one three ate one five

...oh the huge manatee! what are we to do?

[MexicanOnABike]

don't fucking tell me to go away! I've been building this thing since before you were born.

[BadNick]

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?"

[Jetée]

I suppose I should've responded first.

Maybe my sabbatical sent people off-kilter. But I do agree with you, Mex. I have also promoted 'controlled randomness', otherwise known as 'topical tandems'. Yeah, I made that alliteration work.


Since I have seemingly lost my ability to mulitipy, how many footieballs do you have in your handmade collection as of now?

[BadNick]

[Jetée]

Wow, even when posting pictures, it is long. I do appreciate the thought you put into each post BadNick, something that is perhaps so long-winded in a thread where such posts are rarely seen.

I did post this elsewhere just yesterday, but I think it'll put some peoples mind at ease, including my own, since I somehow have a complex where I don't share my most funny obtained.

[MexicanOnABike]

wow. that was aawesome! nice post JET.

[SSJTWIZTA]

Originally Posted by MexicanOnABike

wow. that was aawesome! nice post JET.

Haha! agreed!

i feel like such a dork for laughing at that.

[jewels]

We're going to have work on a theme so we don't bore MOAB.

[MexicanOnABike]

it doesn't have to be a theme all the time. but just Stop with the haikus or poetry. even random images are fine because it gives others something to comment about. when I see haikus, i just hit keys on my keyboard and hit post. that's how much I care to reply to them.

[Esoteric]

One
Three
Eight
Two
Five

Sup.

[jewels]

Hola Eso. How's the weather on the other side?

[Esoteric]

Sunny and beautiful. I'd rather be at the beach, how's the weather for you?

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Hey everbody! I Love You!

LANCELOT:
Camelot! Camelot!
In far-off France I heard your call.
Camelot! Camelot!
And here am I to give my all.
I know in my soul what you expect of me,
And all that and more I shall be.

A knight of the Table Round should be invincible,
Suceed where a less fantastic man would fail.
Climb a wall no one else can climb,
Cleave a dragon in record time,
Swim a moat in a coat of heavy iron mail.
No matter the pain, he ought to be unwinceable,
Impossible deeds should be his daily fare.
But where in the world
Is there in the world
A man so *extraordinaire*?

C'est moi! C'est moi, I'm forced to admit.
'Tis I, I humbly reply.
That mortal who
These marvels can do,
C'est moi, c'est moi, 'tis I.
I've never lost
In battle or game;
I'm simply the best by far.
When swords are crossed
'Tis always the same:
One blow and au revoir!
C'est moi! C'est moi! So adm'rably fit!
A French Prometheus unbound.
And here I stand, with valour untold,
Exeption'ly brave, amazingly bold,
To serve at the Table Round!

The soul of a knight should be a thing remarkable,
His heart and his mind as pure as morning dew.
With a will and a self-restraint
That's the envy of ev'ry saint
He could easily work a miracle or two.
To love and desire he ought to be unsparkable,
The ways of the flesh should offer no allure.
But where in the world
Is there in the world
A man so untouched and pure?
(C'est moi!)

C'est moi! C'est moi, I blush to disclose.
I'm far too noble to lie.
That man in whom
These qualities bloom,
C'est moi, c'est moi, 'tis I.
I've never strayed
From all I believe;
I'm blessed with an iron will.
Had I been made
The partner of Eve,
We'd be in Eden still.
C'est moi! C'est moi! The angels have chose
To fight their battles below,
And here I stand, as pure as a pray'r,
Incredibly clean, with virtue to spare,
The godliest man I know!
C'est moi!

[jewels]

Humid, muggy and supposed to be "nasty", say the weather forecasters.

I like it, except for my hair. Can you say frizz?

[ring]

The weather here has been a tad chilly,
but we had a storm blow through.

A good storm helps to clear the air,
and then things are fresh and sparkling once again.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

(Stubbornly)

Pass me that object,
Whichever one you're holding.
I might give it back.

13831 is a palindrome.

[ring]

My gracious fellow human,
Teaches us the meaning of love and tolerance.

I learn from him (and all of you) every moment of every day.

Peace and joy.

[jewels]

Enjoy.

[ring]

Hey jewels...

You are a master facilitator.

I love you....sister!

[jewels]

I'll be on the road for a bit tonight, too. I'll be with you in thought, sis.

[Esoteric]

She's coming to visit me. :P

How far you goin jewels? Long trip or a short one?

[jewels]

I'm going for about a 3 hour ride. Going to visit my empty new home as I'm closing on it tonight! *jumping up and down*

[Esoteric]

Awesome, have fun.

[jewels]

Thank you. You have a great weekend yourself, working or not.

Fun is where you make it, right?

[lotsofmagnets]

blarh. friday night and absolutely nothing on. i´m going to spend this weekend bored out of my skull. expect to see a lot of me here for the next few days.....

but yeah, have fun everyone else

oh man, need to watch more monty python. it´s been yeeears