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Sharon · 01-22-2007, 05:43 PM

That's horrific, you're massacring (how that fuck do you spell that!) words to fit into your haiku. Bad crazymodern, bad bad crazymodern!

Zooksport2 · 01-22-2007, 05:43 PM

Daniela Cicarelli

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-22-2007, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon

That's horrific, you're massacring (how that fuck do you spell that!) words to fit into your haiku. Bad crazymodern, bad bad crazymodern!

You said Ebonics,
and you capitalized it!
I'm not really bad...

Sharon · 01-22-2007, 06:00 PM

You are. Admit it.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-22-2007, 06:16 PM

You demand, I will!
I might be evil, also,
but I don't think so.

biznatch · 01-22-2007, 08:01 PM

Practice pads are depressing. I use them to keep from rusting up, but they're no fun.
Video games, you say?
Wii: I just finished Zelda: Twilight Princess, and have been playing quite a bit of Wii Sports.
Other than that,
PC: CS:Source, Half Life, HL2, HL2 Deathmatch, Day of Defeat: Source, UT2004, Dungeon Keeper, Sim City, Transport Tycoon, emulator ROMs for Metal gear 1 and 2...
PS2: Shadow of the Colossus, the GTAs, Spiderman 2, Burnout 2, MGS 1 2 and 3...more..
N64: Zelda (ocarina of time), 007 Goldeneye, Perfect Dark, Super Mario 64, San Francisco Rush
The SNES: Mario Kart, Zelda: Link to the past, Super Mario World, Fifa Soccer, Spiderman, Donkey Kong, Aladdin...
NES: Tetris, Mario 1/duck hunt, 2, 3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Chessmaster..
GB: Tetris, Batman Forever, Wario, Pokemon(blue version)..
I forgot so many. But yeah, those are some of my favorite games.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-22-2007, 08:13 PM

Damnvideogames
Howmuchmoneythey'remaking
andtimethey'recosting.

Apologies,Z

Zooksport2 · 01-22-2007, 09:33 PM

massacre mas·sa·cre Pronunciation (ms-kr)
n.
1. The act or an instance of killing a large number of humans indiscriminately and cruelly.
2. The slaughter of a large number of animals.
3. Informal A severe defeat, as in a sports event.
tr.v. mas·sa·cred (-krd), mas·sa·cring (-krng, -kr-ng), mas·sa·cres
1. To kill indiscriminately and wantonly; slaughter.
2. Informal To defeat decisively.
3. Informal To botch; bungle: massacred the French language trying to order dinner.

biznatch · 01-22-2007, 09:42 PM

Video games will one day replace reality. And whether it's a good thing or not, be prepared!

Zooksport2 · 01-22-2007, 10:04 PM

well just as long as it don't have commercials.....

biznatch · 01-22-2007, 10:33 PM

Actually some video games do have advertising in them. Can't live without em, even if you're not really living, apparently.

Zooksport2 · 01-23-2007, 01:06 AM

Biddeford, devon

Sharon · 01-23-2007, 01:49 AM

Ooh it was massacring. Learnt something new today.

Zooksport2 · 01-23-2007, 03:00 AM

Johnson space center

Sharon · 01-23-2007, 03:07 AM

Amarillo, Texas

Zooksport2 · 01-23-2007, 04:40 AM

The Cork

Two friends are in a locker room taking a shower after their tennis game in Melbourne , when one notices that the other has a huge cork stuck in his arse.

If you do not mind me saying," stated the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?"

I regret I cannot", lamented the first man. "It is permanently stuck in my arse."

"I do not understand," said the other.

The first man says, "I was walking along Russell Street And I tripped over this fucking oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old bloke wrapped in an Australian Flag, with a white beard and Akubra hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Captain Ozzie, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

So I said......, "No shit?"

.

maxhooters · 01-23-2007, 09:42 AM

wow, it has a little over two weeks and this is page 147, very nice. so i will try to add something every day

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-23-2007, 10:58 AM

Around in circles,
dizzily nauseating,
yet it exhilarates.

Sharon · 01-23-2007, 01:18 PM

Zook - you need to post that in Tilted Humour.

Zooksport2 · 01-23-2007, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon

Zook - you need to post that in Tilted Humour.

Do I have to? What If I don't?

Sharon · 01-23-2007, 02:13 PM

The world will miss out!

Zooksport2 · 01-23-2007, 02:38 PM

Oh well in that case.......

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-23-2007, 02:46 PM

In many cases,
the patient can't realize
what their problem is.

Zooksport2 · 01-23-2007, 02:51 PM

No I meant, case of beer

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-23-2007, 02:55 PM

Beer is proof that god
loves us and wants us happy
-Benjamin Franklin

Zooksport2 · 01-23-2007, 04:04 PM

Stade Olympique

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-23-2007, 04:26 PM

The coliseum
was perverted not at first
but it got that way.

heh-more massacring.

Zooksport2 · 01-23-2007, 05:20 PM

Byzantium Productions

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-23-2007, 05:58 PM

...were more primitive,
yet more imaginative.
Their future's better?

biznatch · 01-23-2007, 06:00 PM

Byzance? ou Constantinople? ou Istanbul?
Ville de tant de croyances, chretiennes ou musulmanes.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-23-2007, 06:07 PM

What's up with the French?
I thought this thread was English,
Oh, yeah, whatever!

(Did I type that out loud?)

Zooksport2 · 01-23-2007, 06:53 PM

never heard a thing....

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-23-2007, 07:02 PM

My tiny mind eased,
Now I can sleep peacefully.
Except there's more work...

Zooksport2 · 01-23-2007, 08:43 PM

Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-23-2007, 08:54 PM

Run into something?
The faster your car goes the
faster you get there.

Zooksport2 · 01-24-2007, 12:38 AM

used the "email this ad to a friend option" on Trading Post Auto to send you the following message and classified ad from our website.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-24-2007, 03:50 AM

Rolling on the floor
with my girlfriend and my dog
Laughing my ass off!

biznatch · 01-24-2007, 03:58 AM

Ourcrazymodern, there's no way you come up with a haiku every single time. I'm sure you use some online translating service, similar to the AOLer translator, that says whatever you wanna say, in a haiku.
That or you pay someone.

Zooksport2 · 01-24-2007, 04:34 AM

Do you think?
I'm not sure
Surely, not?

Sharon · 01-24-2007, 05:15 AM

Haikus are easy
Count the syllables out loud
And it all comes clear

01-22-2007, 05:43 PM	#5842 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	Daniela Cicarelli __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

01-22-2007, 06:16 PM	#5845 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	You demand, I will! I might be evil, also, but I don't think so. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-22-2007, 08:13 PM	#5847 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Damnvideogames Howmuchmoneythey'remaking andtimethey'recosting. Apologies,Z __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-22-2007, 09:33 PM	#5848 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	massacre mas·sa·cre Pronunciation (ms-kr) n. 1. The act or an instance of killing a large number of humans indiscriminately and cruelly. 2. The slaughter of a large number of animals. 3. Informal A severe defeat, as in a sports event. tr.v. mas·sa·cred (-krd), mas·sa·cring (-krng, -kr-ng), mas·sa·cres 1. To kill indiscriminately and wantonly; slaughter. 2. Informal To defeat decisively. 3. Informal To botch; bungle: massacred the French language trying to order dinner. __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

01-22-2007, 10:04 PM	#5850 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	well just as long as it don't have commercials..... __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

01-22-2007, 05:43 PM	#5841 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	That's horrific, you're massacring (how that fuck do you spell that!) words to fit into your haiku. Bad crazymodern, bad bad crazymodern!

01-22-2007, 06:00 PM	#5844 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	You are. Admit it.

01-22-2007, 08:01 PM	#5846 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	Practice pads are depressing. I use them to keep from rusting up, but they're no fun. Video games, you say? Wii: I just finished Zelda: Twilight Princess, and have been playing quite a bit of Wii Sports. Other than that, PC: CS:Source, Half Life, HL2, HL2 Deathmatch, Day of Defeat: Source, UT2004, Dungeon Keeper, Sim City, Transport Tycoon, emulator ROMs for Metal gear 1 and 2... PS2: Shadow of the Colossus, the GTAs, Spiderman 2, Burnout 2, MGS 1 2 and 3...more.. N64: Zelda (ocarina of time), 007 Goldeneye, Perfect Dark, Super Mario 64, San Francisco Rush The SNES: Mario Kart, Zelda: Link to the past, Super Mario World, Fifa Soccer, Spiderman, Donkey Kong, Aladdin... NES: Tetris, Mario 1/duck hunt, 2, 3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Chessmaster.. GB: Tetris, Batman Forever, Wario, Pokemon(blue version).. I forgot so many. But yeah, those are some of my favorite games.

01-22-2007, 09:42 PM	#5849 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	Video games will one day replace reality. And whether it's a good thing or not, be prepared!

01-22-2007, 10:33 PM	#5851 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	Actually some video games do have advertising in them. Can't live without em, even if you're not really living, apparently.

01-23-2007, 01:06 AM	#5852 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	Biddeford, devon __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

01-23-2007, 01:49 AM	#5853 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Ooh it was massacring. Learnt something new today.

01-23-2007, 03:00 AM	#5854 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	Johnson space center __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

01-23-2007, 03:07 AM	#5855 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Amarillo, Texas

01-23-2007, 04:40 AM	#5856 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	The Cork Two friends are in a locker room taking a shower after their tennis game in Melbourne , when one notices that the other has a huge cork stuck in his arse. If you do not mind me saying," stated the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?" I regret I cannot", lamented the first man. "It is permanently stuck in my arse." "I do not understand," said the other. The first man says, "I was walking along Russell Street And I tripped over this fucking oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old bloke wrapped in an Australian Flag, with a white beard and Akubra hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Captain Ozzie, the Genie. I can grant you one wish." So I said......, "No shit?" . __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd Last edited by Zooksport2; 01-23-2007 at 04:56 AM..

01-23-2007, 09:42 AM	#5857 (permalink)
maxhooters Crazy	wow, it has a little over two weeks and this is page 147, very nice. so i will try to add something every day __________________ making four left turns is not a sport!!!!!

01-23-2007, 10:58 AM	#5858 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Around in circles, dizzily nauseating, yet it exhilarates. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-23-2007, 01:18 PM	#5859 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Zook - you need to post that in Tilted Humour.

01-23-2007, 02:13 PM	#5861 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	The world will miss out!

01-23-2007, 02:38 PM	#5862 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	Oh well in that case....... __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

01-23-2007, 02:46 PM	#5863 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	In many cases, the patient can't realize what their problem is. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-23-2007, 02:51 PM	#5864 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	No I meant, case of beer __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

01-23-2007, 02:55 PM	#5865 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us happy -Benjamin Franklin __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-23-2007, 04:04 PM	#5866 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	Stade Olympique __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

01-23-2007, 04:26 PM	#5867 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	The coliseum was perverted not at first but it got that way. heh-more massacring. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-23-2007, 05:20 PM	#5868 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	Byzantium Productions __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

01-23-2007, 05:58 PM	#5869 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	...were more primitive, yet more imaginative. Their future's better? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-23-2007, 06:00 PM	#5870 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	Byzance? ou Constantinople? ou Istanbul? Ville de tant de croyances, chretiennes ou musulmanes.

01-23-2007, 06:07 PM	#5871 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	What's up with the French? I thought this thread was English, Oh, yeah, whatever! (Did I type that out loud?) __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT Last edited by Ourcrazymodern?; 01-23-2007 at 06:10 PM..

01-23-2007, 06:53 PM	#5872 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	never heard a thing.... __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

01-23-2007, 07:02 PM	#5873 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	My tiny mind eased, Now I can sleep peacefully. Except there's more work... __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-23-2007, 08:43 PM	#5874 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

01-23-2007, 08:54 PM	#5875 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Run into something? The faster your car goes the faster you get there. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-24-2007, 12:38 AM	#5876 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	used the "email this ad to a friend option" on Trading Post Auto to send you the following message and classified ad from our website. __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

01-24-2007, 03:50 AM	#5877 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Rolling on the floor with my girlfriend and my dog Laughing my ass off! __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT