The Longest Thread Ever!

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<clay> i read the word "c'mon" in a comic book
<clay> so i went to my mom
<clay> and said
<clay> mom, what does c'mon mean, and i pronounced it like semen

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<Heinz89> just got my butt wiped FINALLY
<Heinz89> hmmm
<Heinz89> that didn't come out right :P

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<AL9000> Hey, somebody try this, sit on your hands for a really long time until you have no feeling in them at all, then jack off, it's supposed to feel like you're getting a handjob from somebody else
<Tip> I prefer sitting on my penis for like 5 minutes and then jacking off, it feels like I'm giving someone else a handjob

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<cat_gurrrl> I'm not a common street hooker! I am a self employed roadside massage therapist!

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* qpsk likes how tarantino does tribute movies
<qpsk> jackie brown was blaxploitation
<qpsk> kill bill is kung fu
<slightly> his next film will be an homage to public safety films: "Duck and Cover.....with a Vengeance"

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<headlessj> i dl winrar, and it came in a .rar file

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<TribGuru> How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?
<TribGuru> You don't know, man. You don't KNOW.
<TribGuru> cause you weren't THERE

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<Keolah> whats up?
<Zarggg> A direction away from the center of gravity of a celestial object.

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<Dejos> I was killed by a rabit in D&D once
<Wiser> lol
<Dejos> stupid DM
<recursive> did it have big sharp pointy teeth?
<recursive> \/\/\/\/\/
<Dejos> no! it didnt have squat.. I tripped over it and fell off a cliff

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<dizzy_working> you couldn't kick my ass if I gave you special ass-kicking shoes and bent over for ya

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<trance> ooo the heat is on in my house, my dad must have gotten a raise

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<Bayls> I'm downloading "two girls in the woods stop to kiss and piss.mpg".
<Bayls> And it turns out it's an mpg of two chicks in thw woods who stop to kiss, and then piss.
<Bayls> Dunno what I was expecting.

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(oddmud): oh great, here comes another idiot
(@tekzil): afraid of a little competition?

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<lambtron> lol the other day my mom was on the computer and I was in the other room and she goes "I won! I won! What did I win?"
<lambtron> and I yell "what are you talking about?"
<lambtron> and she goes "It says that if this is flashing, I just won!!"

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<Koult> ah yes, but fat people are harder to kidnap

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<Jagfire> I gotta virus
<wwestnilee> speaking of virus
<wwestnilee> when i dl hundreds of porn videos and stuff
<wwestnilee> i rename them to like "virus1" "virus2" and stuff
<Jagfire> o.O
<wwestnilee> then my parents see these files and they dont want to open them
<wwestnilee> thats how to prevent parents from looking at ur porn

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(MrPino) how do i make a mass messager? that will message everyone in a channel
that i highlight, and then i can input what i want the message to be
@(Splodge`) That's called spam
(MrPino) i know, but i'
(MrPino) i'm not using it for spam, i'm using it for e-business

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<{gy}IRONMAN> I don't think Arnold will be elected.
<{gy}IRONMAN> Being a movie star isn't enough. We saw that with Reagan
<Paralysis> Damn, and all this time I thought Reagan got elected

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<symbolik> RDX is so stupid even his windows taskbar clock flashes 12:00

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<EPIK> hmm, wonder what this button does
*** EPIK has left #gzhq

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<NihiMetal> I saw my first porno when I ws 11
<NihiMetal> It had tons of lesbian sex and stuff
<NihiMetal> I use to think that women did that shit with each other all the time
<NihiMetal> You never look at your mother and the preachers wife the same after that

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Walter39: I woke up in a ditch last night
Walter39: Not sure why
Walter39: Family left me, i cant afford pants
Walter39: But on a plus note, I finally won master status at Everquest

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<@tag> cant wait for zero state devices
<@tag> no wires, no external power
<@tag> just IS
<@Syfoon> tag, by then, we'll be 4ft high, grey, abducting stupid, fat hicks and shoving probes up their asses

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<b00m> i once got a virus that opened and shut my cd drive and i was like wtf... i ended up taping it shut until i wiped my computer

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<standby> i'm moving to my own office tomorrow
<standby> i feel so cool
<standby> i'll be able to mastrubate while i work
<standby> well i allready do but it will be easier

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<ZeBFFd00d> oh yea, just set up my sixth CPU running Folding@Home
<pl3x> you must be quite the ladies man

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i like robyn regher

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wow. that was alot of quotes!

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kinda like too much to read.

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but no, i read em all. was long.

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now i can finaly type my own msgs! dammit. it's insane how much crap we post in here.

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So then i says to mabel i says: ...

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we should merge the simpsons-familyguy-movies-etc..- quotes in this thread.

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so back from popular request, the footbag talk.

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we asked to see pics right? well i got a few for you guys!

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both footbags were made by me.

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but those 32 take a long time to stitch. so now, i make these:

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i even made a 6 panel footbag for a friend of mine. he didnt want it though.

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this is a collection of footbags i made last summer. almost all sold these.

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pause to celebrate post 3600!