The Longest Thread Ever!

[skier]

from marathon to waterloo, in order catagoricalllllllll

[skier]

I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical

[skier]

I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical

[skier]

About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news

[skier]

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

[skier]

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus

[skier]

I know the scientific names of beings animalculous

[skier]

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral

[skier]

I am the very model of a modern Major-General

[skier]

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's

[skier]

I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox

[skier]

I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus

[skier]

In conics I can floor peculiarities parablous

[skier]

I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies

[skier]

I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes,

[skier]

Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,

[skier]

And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

[skier]

Then I can write a washing bill in Balylonic cuneiform

[skier]

And tell you every detail of Caractacus's uniform;

[skier]

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

[skier]

I am the very model of a modern Major-General!

[skier]

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",

[skier]

When I can tell at sight a chassepôt rifle from a javelin,

[skier]

When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,

[skier]

And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",

[skier]

When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,

[skier]

When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery

[skier]

In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy,

[skier]

You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee---

[skier]

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,

[skier]

Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;

[skier]

But still in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

[skier]

I really managed to achieve first place once again for this thread!

[Tophat665]

Now this is just silly.

[Fremen]

I liked Data's and Picard's version of that song.

[MexicanOnABike]

Originally Posted by Tophat665

Now this is just silly.

for sure! it's completely retarted! but its a chalenge!

[MexicanOnABike]

i'm so far behind!

[MexicanOnABike]

homework or post random shit?

[MexicanOnABike]

skier 520
CSflim 510
NoSoup 485
mexicanonabike 374
Ishmal 152

[MexicanOnABike]

i'm almost there! only like 200posts till i'm back to #1. i say 200 because by the time i post 100, CS or Skier will have posted a ton more!