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Jetée 08-21-2010 01:08 PM

I don't know the time anymore (because my watch batteries' energy ran out).

Additionally: I have no tiny screwdrivers.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-21-2010 01:29 PM

//God's sense of humor
holds your appreciation
or could not exist//

2-3x-2+0=2

Ourcrazymodern? 08-22-2010 03:19 PM

...when I go naked,
hardly sharing anything,
my appetite's yours.

Zooksport2 08-23-2010 05:32 AM

Tales of the country... episode one:

Twas a dark, dark night, when I pulled over to the side of the road, to re-adjust the spotlights on the bullbar of the truck. Hitting that big 'roo had caused them to point downwards, and become ineffective..

I was windy. Very windy. As I climbed down from the cab, I shivered a little. Was I cold? I only had shorts and a light shirt on, other than my boots, and it was probably nearly 30 degrees C, so I didn't think so.

I stepped to the front of the truck, to inspected the bar for damage, shining the torch underneath to check for any remmnants of the unfortunate animal. I adjust the lights to my satisfaction.

I need to drain the main vein, so I step slightly to the side, out of the brightness of the lights, and unzip... Crikey it's windy! Dust is swirling around the truck and it's trailers.

I start to head along the side of the truck, to do a load and tyre check.... Out of the corner of my eye, I see a flash of movement... WTF?

The hairs on the back of my neck stand up. The goosebumps flush all over me..

Maybe I'll check the tyres later... I spin around and slowly race back to the drivers side door.

Back up into the cab, where I slam the door and stomp the gas.... Back up though the 15 speed, and the heart is settling back down, and all is good...

The clock on the dash says 3.30 am, and I still have 7 hours to go.



(this is a true story...)

Ourcrazymodern? 08-23-2010 06:43 AM

True story
left me wondering
what happened.

...what happened?

BadNick 08-23-2010 08:02 PM

sounds like Dennis Weaver was in this story

Jetée 08-24-2010 03:07 AM

I can't relate (no relation).

- - -

Thanks for the recount, Zooks. It helps the days gel.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-24-2010 10:18 AM

Son served Jello shots
at the fire Saturday night
but it was still fun.

(2x3)+2+0=8

ring 08-24-2010 10:27 AM

Tell starbuck I say hey.

Jet, Nick's post was in reference to the film, 'Duel.'

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...uel_poster.jpg

Zooks..what happened next?

Ourcrazymodern? 08-24-2010 10:44 AM

His recent mysterious,
outrageously emo & touching,
rumination's on facebook...

(I will, darlin')

BadNick 08-24-2010 11:19 AM

On my facebook profile info under "religious views" I show: wholly

So far under "favorite quotations" I only have one: "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"

Ourcrazymodern? 08-24-2010 01:10 PM

GODDAMNSIT, BadNick,
in that we can see our hearts
& love us truly.

(2-3)+2+1=2

BadNick 08-25-2010 05:07 AM

my fb bio: June 30, 1949 was a warm day in Braunau, Austria....>>>>and here we are today.

I plan to add to it as needed.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-25-2010 08:11 AM

We'd be better friends
with additional input:
It's not never true.

& then Zooksport2,
in completing the circle,
could tell us the rest.

(2+3-2)+1=4

BadNick 08-25-2010 11:39 AM

I searched fb to "friend" you, in case we needed to do that, but all I got was something about a sandwich, 3 foods never to eat, and some TFP stuff. The sandwich was a triple decker! ...or a quadruple decker, depending on if you count the bread slices or the stuff between

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...%206/ocmfb.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 08-25-2010 11:47 AM

It's our crazy modern world
so flying right up in our faces
it's ugly to think about.

...but I think it's beautiful.

Zooksport2 08-25-2010 11:46 PM

There is no more to that story, as such. I stopped at daybreak and did my check, and carried on home. Don't know what I saw. Most likely my imagination.. It was just a really wierd, spooky, windy night. Gave me the creeps, never experienced before, or since.

I'll add another adventure soon, about a wedge tailed eagle I caught.
.
http://places.rnr.id.au/Healesville/...lle3171060.jpg

BadNick 08-26-2010 08:33 AM

I await your raptor rapture! ...probably a better adventure than if it caught you

G~man 08-26-2010 09:26 AM

Hmmmm....I'm confused...nothing new though.

ring 08-26-2010 10:17 AM

Welcome to TFP, G~man.

Nice avatar.

G~man 08-26-2010 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2817604)
Welcome to TFP, G~man.

Nice avatar.

Why Thank you....

BadNick 08-26-2010 07:36 PM

OK, let's dance.

Hi G~man. I think I recall another one...wasn't James Cagney a G-man?

Ourcrazymodern? 08-27-2010 03:53 PM

Easing in gently
can't imagine a tough guy
like Nancy Reagan.

(Enter my helicopter...)

Jetée 08-27-2010 06:27 PM

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7...583xo1_500.jpg
(this is what I feel like, stemming from yesterday, to the brutal day I had just now)

Ourcrazymodern? 08-27-2010 06:57 PM

A neighbor just said
that I'm only a low-life:
I'll think about that.

Just kidding;
I have a handle,
internal.

Jetée 08-28-2010 07:54 PM

I'm starting to really draw my own ire for continuing, in vain here, to inspire hope, creativity and applause.


How does the new year shape up for you? It's days away now.

BadNick 08-28-2010 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée (Post 2818284)
...How does the new year shape up for you? It's days away now.

I'm getting my shofar ready! September starts the real New Year - Auburn Reporter

Jetée 08-28-2010 11:50 PM

I had no idea. There's that coincidence monster of mine again (or it could be my hunger).
Excellent follow-up link BadNick. Commendations! (is a shofar a hat of sorts?)

Quote:

Although our calendar officially turns the year over on the first of January, the new year actually starts in September.

In fact, New Year’s Eve used to be on Labor Day. Unfortunately, people got so busy after Labor Day they were unable to celebrate the new year until about a week after Christmas. To overcome this awkward delay, the new year’s starting date was eventually pushed back to January. There is no other logical reason to celebrate New Year’s day so close to Christmas.

In the church calendar, September is clearly a month of new starts and fresh beginnings. In September pastors eagerly anticipate their congregations return from summer migration. In the Northwest, Christians celebrate the resurrection of Christ by attending church. However, they commemorate Christ’s return to the Father (the ascension) by disappearing for the summer. Jesus goes away to be with the Father while the congregation goes away to make s’mores.

September (frequently late September) is a month of miraculous returns and heartbreaking disappearances. Church leaders anxiously wait to see who went away on vacation and who simply went away. Many congregants reappear; some never return. In September new visitors arrive and old friends occasionally depart for different pastures with different pastors.
And, after 3-4 months of putting it on the shelf, I think I'm going to work out and tinker again with my idea to have a uniform calendar consisting of 27 days and 12 months, yet I'm still tinkering with notion of +3 hours, plus dusk / dawn settings, as well as whether a leap year comes every 3 years, or every 30.

It's arduous work, trying to change the world turns.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-29-2010 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée (Post 2818284)
I'm starting to really draw my own ire for continuing, in vain here, to inspire hope, creativity and applause.

:thumbsup:

you might try harder
to notice your relatives
or think about it.

this is for fun, boy,
expecting applause for angst
isn't creative.

i hope your said ire
gives you much more cause for pause
than you're letting on.

:love:

BadNick 08-29-2010 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée (Post 2818314)
...is a shofar a hat of sorts?...

It might look sort of cool if worn as a hat, but it's intended to be a horn blown during some religious ceremonies (I know Jewish, not sure about others); the most common are made from a ram horn, here's one made from a Greater Kudu horn:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...hofarSound.jpg

If you're feeling kinda horney, check these out:




I'm gonna get one of these to support these fine folk craftspeople


Ourcrazymodern? 08-29-2010 08:28 AM

Almost could believe
a city's walls tumble down
under that assault.

23/23=1

BadNick 08-29-2010 08:38 AM

if not just the walls, I bet this could bring down all of humanity


Ourcrazymodern? 08-29-2010 11:05 AM

Knowing what they want
can only insulate you
from providing it.

Loving who we are
has other connotations,
less unconstructive.

...well done on that number

Jetée 08-29-2010 05:30 PM

tvtropes.org is my new wikipedia.

I go there looking for one thing, and end up staying there for hours, because I followed that one semi-relevant link.

trivial fact:
Quote:

James Avery
The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air's Uncle Phil is also Shredder from the old Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'' cartoon.

Jetée 08-29-2010 06:14 PM

so far, my journey has consisted of (back-tracking):

7
6
5
4
3
2
1

It may not seem like much, but I've been on this site since the sun was shining, and now, there's only 12 states in the Union that can still state they have daylight.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-30-2010 11:23 AM

I beg to differ.
The planet keeps rotating.
That's why I'm dizzy.

(2x3)=(2x3)=6

ring 08-30-2010 11:24 AM

Test.

Okay, the new avatar won't load..time to go bug the staff.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-30-2010 11:30 AM

seems Pete admires
your visualizing
& the skinny man

ring 08-30-2010 11:32 AM

I had fun using that avatar on FB for a few days.

Great movie. You must see, Waking Ned Devine.

Jetée 08-30-2010 05:50 PM

A.Word.A.Day --obambulate

+ bonus

what could this be?


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