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02-14-2006, 03:54 PM
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Rawr!
Location: Edmontania
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There's this secluded spot in Philly, near a sanitation plant, where a bunch of angry midgets built a colony of little shacks they live in so as to avoid us Normals.
It's all surrounded by cyclone fence and sheetmetal, with a main gate that has a doorbell placed suspiciously high. If they catch you out there, they'll start to throw rocks and chunks of cement and just generally attempt to kill you.
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02-14-2006, 03:56 PM
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Location: Edmontania
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it seems to me that people
especially some of the fuckers on tv should learn about subconscious physical cues and what they tell everyone else in the world the stutt uh stuttering the hand on the face the eye gaze to the left etc it might not make them better people but it would make them better liars
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02-14-2006, 03:57 PM
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Rawr!
Location: Edmontania
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About 75 percent of the people I've slept with are far more attractive than I am.
I was drunk for the other 25. Drunk or 16, anyway.
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02-14-2006, 03:57 PM
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Rawr!
Location: Edmontania
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I lost my virginity when I was 16. It was with a 19 year old in the back of her car. I was pretty nervous, so I lasted quite a while. When I was done, I took the condom off and I had a little jism on my hand. Residue and the like. So I proceeded to hug her and wipe my jism soaked hand on her sweater.
I dumped her about 3 days later.
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02-14-2006, 03:57 PM
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Rawr!
Location: Edmontania
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I just got hired to run an adult "bookstore" 4 nights a week. We have the little booths in th back where people can watch movies for tokens, which must be bought at the front desk.
I am so tempted, were in not for my possible over eagerness at the comment, when selling someone the tokens, to say: "Enjoy!"
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02-14-2006, 04:02 PM
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Rawr!
Location: Edmontania
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A Denny`s moment:
In the middle of taking our order, the waitress notices a group of homies out in the parking lot. Just a minute! she yells, and then leaves. After a brief shouted conversation, she comes back in and comments `All men are pigs.` There is a moment as the impact of this comment on a group of nearly all males. `Present company excluded!` Dinner there took two hours, in between her smoke breaks, order confusion and general slowness. My friend never, ever, got his coffee.
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02-14-2006, 04:03 PM
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Rawr!
Location: Edmontania
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Grayman is busy. 6 months ago, I would see an occasional post. About a week ago, I started seeing his moments ALOT. A veritable cornucopia of bottled-up anger and seething bitterness, laid out for the appreciation of the teeming browers... Is this a mindset in search of emulators? Or a cry for help?
Disturbing.
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02-14-2006, 04:04 PM
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Rawr!
Location: Edmontania
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One day on the way to San Francisco my parents told me how I was concieved right in front of one of my best friends and her boyfriend at the time. Apparently it was right outside of Japantown. It was so hot and heavy that they did it in front of an open window and still managed to get their futon stuck to the wall.
I swear if I were a year younger, I'd probably be traumatized. As it was, we three in the back couldn't stop laughing. To this day, it's a testament to how cool my parents are and my friend and I still crack up about it. I hope to one day tell my kid a similar story.
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02-14-2006, 09:51 PM
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Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
Location: Windiwana
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Quote:
http://massiveheadwound.net/ and http://www.myspace.com/massiveheadwound there ya go  |
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02-15-2006, 09:38 AM
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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COWS:
Code:
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(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
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Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type
with milk after milking cow with milk
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02-15-2006, 09:39 AM
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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Code:
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Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull
seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull
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