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New page so soon?
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How much are pages by the barrel?
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you said "barrel"...don't be surprised if Fly interjects with "beer!"
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about Three-Fiddy.
i thought pages came in bushels. |
pages come with odd bowl haircuts...
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no! not those things!
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a nerve has been struck...
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ouch. stop strucking my nerves.
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applying soothing balm forthwith...
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'ointment" and "salve" are some of my favorite words
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look at what I did!! i suggested this.
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clever.
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How did you do that?
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bushels reminds me of one of my favorite units of measure...hogsheads per fortnight, which is a measure of flowrate
a hogshead is 2 barrels, or 63 gallons a fortnight is 14 days |
We know where we go, so why waste any more time?
Drink one hundred proof. 14175 |
May I have a taste of your pixilated vision?
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If I may please taste
Your vision of pixillation And the other thing. |
My shore is washed with tumescence.
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I have saliva.
We can cure your tumescence And make some progress. |
The dowsing rod just quivered.
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So did mine.
I hope you don't mind. Let's lay down. |
Horizontal Tango entwinings soon.
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This one, enamored,
will titillate you some more, 'fore acquiescence |
Fever pitch heightened to thresholds limit.
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I can taste it now.
You know I really want to. Let's go lay down now. |
I taste a certain not so subtle...urgency.
Time to oblige. I'm ready ...let's repine NOW. |
Our compositions
Are doing this to us both. I freely concur. |
We are bound to keep the binding contact.
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Now you have done it.
You may consider me bound. Do you have some rope? |
Silk ties in to the equation.
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Caterpillars' butts
are not what I'm thinking of, right at this moment. |
Four score for skins.
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You have yours, my dear,
and I have one of my own. Let's proximize them, |
Is it okay that I am two sheaths to the wand?
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Consider foreplay:
Its uses and abuses. Then we should go fuck. |
The pen has proved enough foreplay for your sword.
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Yes, my erection
doesn't seem to go away once you begin it. |
Compliant carnal coalescence shall commence.
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"When your fuck buddy
is also your sounding board, it's a good, good thing" |
I shall muffle my ecstatic culmination...
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