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Jetée 05-13-2008 04:04 AM

Did I get the new page?! :surprised:
I did :D




HAIL to ME!


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/106/3...92bc9f14_b.jpg

jewels 05-13-2008 04:47 AM

Kudos to you :D

EDIT: Trying another pic ... Preview was fine of the other?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/119/3...5def8993a9.jpg

Jetée 05-13-2008 04:55 AM

No can see? :(

Ourcrazymodern? 05-13-2008 05:06 AM

Female relatives:
More valu'ble than gold is,
and than life itself.

(I openly wish Sharon would come along and slap me right about now)

Jetée 05-13-2008 05:16 AM

Curtsy Burtsy. (No little girl? :()

jewels 05-13-2008 05:16 AM

Alas, they tell me no.

ring 05-13-2008 05:19 AM

Tell us a good joke please.

Jetée 05-13-2008 05:24 AM

I like to nibble on little girls. Vah? :expressionless:

“When a vampire decided to become a poet, everyone said he went from bat to verse.”

jewels 05-13-2008 05:33 AM

John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.
One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.
It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son,
returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.
“Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?” asked John.
“Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,” said Tommy.
The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.
“Son,” said John, “this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school.”
“We went to Bobby’s house and watched a movie.” said Tommy.
“What did you watch?” asked Marsha.
“The Ten Commandments.” answered Tommy.
The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more.
With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said,
“I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.”
“I am ashamed of you son,” said John.
“When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.”
The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.
Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said,
“Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can’t be too mad with Tommy.
After all, he is your son!”
With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.

ring 05-13-2008 05:34 AM

:D

Jetée 05-13-2008 05:42 AM

Les bonnes toasts avec mon pain maison

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/34/92...57ac9e62cd.jpg


1 ½ tasse d’eau
1 ½ c. à thé de sel
1 c. à table de sucre
3 ¾ tasses de farine à pain
1 ½ c. à thé levure pour robot


Mettre tous les ingrédients dans cet ordre dans le robot
Sélectionner le cycle « dough ».
Une fois le cycle révolu, sortir la pâte du robot et laisser reposer 10-15 minutes sur le comptoir sous un bol.

Former en baguettes à son goût et laisser lever dans le four éteint environ 30 à 45 minutes.
Inciser à la diagonale si désirée. Badigeonner d’eau et mettre au four à 425 F de 20 à 25 minutes jusqu’à ce que soit doré et que le pain sonne creux quand on le tapote (ou bien qu’on le chatouille!!) du doigt.

Donne 1 grosse baguette ou bien 3 petites

On peut aussi faire cette recette en boules (si on colle 2 boules ensemble, on aura un pain fesse.

ring 05-13-2008 05:45 AM

Nibble nibble, little mouse.....

jewels 05-13-2008 06:41 AM

Some cheese, please.

Jetée 05-13-2008 06:53 AM

Baked Grilled Cheese

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2067/...48170745bd.jpg


http://www.recipezaar.com/192896

jewels 05-13-2008 07:21 AM

Thanks, I needed that.

MexicanOnABike 05-13-2008 07:23 AM

jet: go to work or something!!

BadNick 05-13-2008 07:25 AM

Thanks, now I need that. That is a good looking grilled cheese.

Lunch is 1/2hr away and grilled cheese it is, a little salad on the side, balsamic/olive oil, nice glass or two of good port.

Jetée 05-13-2008 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MexicanOnABike
jet: go to work or something!!

sorry, but I think I got canned. :(

Will fritter the day away again, maybe I'll search for those missing 11 federal notes I misplaced.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/104/3...cd09b5946a.jpg

ring 05-13-2008 07:47 AM

Frittering, is way underrated.
I believe we all need a good dose of frittering now and then.

I hope you find your notes.

I have so many notes,
of a different sort,
all over the place.


Quite the ticker tape parade it would make.

Jetée 05-13-2008 07:53 AM

For anyone and everyone, please don't let my baby die.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=120435

ring 05-13-2008 08:14 AM

Okay.

My brain feels a tad cold and stiff though.

Time to stretch out.

MexicanOnABike 05-13-2008 08:35 AM

first bike ride today! wheeeeeeeeeeeeee

genuinegirly 05-13-2008 08:49 AM

Studying.

Jetée 05-13-2008 08:58 AM

Me, too! :D

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/12...0df2421352.jpg

ring 05-13-2008 09:07 AM

Some plantain fritters,
to keep you strong and vibrant. :D

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ainFritter.jpg

genuinegirly 05-13-2008 09:07 AM

mmmmmmmmmmmmm, Ring, you just made my day.

BadNick 05-13-2008 11:57 AM

Ah yes, good lookin' fritters there, ring. Closest I can get to that tonight is tempura veggies for dinner ...Shangri La Inn here I come.



PS: since this is the longest thread I don't feel bad coming back and editing my own post to make it even longer and mentioning that you may or may not have noticed my new avatar ...actually this is the first and only avatar I've ever used here. And the purpose of it is ...as if an avatar needed a purpose... to remind me to think about how it would be to be a surfer bum when I retire....as I say that, well I didn't really "say" it I "posted" it...I have Beach Boys and Jan & Dean tunes ring-a-linging thru my head. Anybody have a long board for sale?

jewels 05-13-2008 12:10 PM

Are you inviting us on a surfing safari with you?

MexicanOnABike 05-13-2008 01:27 PM

1st bike ride was a success. I now know that I am completely out of bike shape.
i was struggling after 10min. well not really but i was needing water and i was sweating. this is bad. I plan to bike everyday to work so i can't get there all sweaty. oh well.

hopefully by tomorrow, I'll be back to my normal self. :)

Jetée 05-13-2008 03:14 PM

Ron Jon's Surf Shop
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick
Ah yes, good lookin' fritters there, ring. Closest I can get to that tonight is tempura veggies for dinner ...Shangri La Inn here I come.



PS: since this is the longest thread I don't feel bad coming back and editing my own post to make it even longer and mentioning that you may or may not have noticed my new avatar ...actually this is the first and only avatar I've ever used here. And the purpose of it is ...as if an avatar needed a purpose... to remind me to think about how it would be to be a surfer bum when I retire....as I say that, well I didn't really "say" it I "posted" it...I have Beach Boys and Jan & Dean tunes ring-a-linging thru my head. Anybody have a long board for sale?

http://g.photos.cx/billboard4394155-a5.jpg

genuinegirly 05-13-2008 03:30 PM

boost of confidence.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-13-2008 05:45 PM

It trips off the tongue
but a robot lie detector
can cause some problems.

13+5÷9=2

MexicanOnABike 05-13-2008 08:46 PM

sodium overload. bleh.

genuinegirly 05-13-2008 10:14 PM

I like this thread.

jewels 05-14-2008 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MexicanOnABike
sodium overload. bleh.

Water. And sleep. :)

MexicanOnABike 05-14-2008 06:52 AM

i got the sleep, now I need some water. oh look! it's raining outside. yay. i'm good.

BadNick 05-14-2008 06:54 AM

nice flowing waters

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ia-Falls-2.jpg

ring 05-14-2008 08:08 AM

I tried surfing a couple of times,
it is more difficult than I thought it would be.

It certainly does appear to be most excellent fun.

jewels 05-14-2008 09:07 AM

Body surfing is fun.


BadNick 05-14-2008 10:13 AM

ring, being this is the longest thread, if you have a chance to try a long board you might find it more stable and easier to get up on it.

thanks for the entertainment, jewels. I just watched a bunch of those. I like that minimalist approach ...just a wave and a body. Which reminds me that my sometimes sore shoulder is from being dislocated after mother nature slammed me on the beach, abraided half my face and permanently damaged my shoulder. But she's so beautiful, all is forgiven.


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