*opens can of worms*

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/ sorry about that.
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And yet another post

And still another!

Must... make... thread... grow... faster!

:Whips Thread: "Yah!" "Yah!"

*hums the bonanza song*

*Decides to look up bonanza lyrics*

We chased lady luck till we finally struck - Bonanza
With a gun and a rope and a hatful of hope
We planted our family tree
We got ahold of a potful of gold - Bonanza
With a horse and a saddle and a rig full of cattle
How rich can a fella be?
On this land we put our brand
Cartwright is the name
Fortune smiled the day we filed
The Ponderosa claim

Here in the west we're livin' in the best - Bonanza
If anyone fights any one of us
He's gonna fight with me

Hoss and Joe and Adam know
Every rock and pine
No one works, fights, or eats
Like those boys of mine

Here we stand in the middle of a grand - Bonanza
With a gun and a rope and a hatful of hope
We planted our family tree
We got ahold of a potful of gold - Bonanza
With a houseful of friends where the rainbow ends
How rich can a fella be?

On this land we put our brand
Cartwright is the name
Fortune smiled the day we filed
The Ponderosa claim

Here in the west we're livin' in the best - Bonanza
With the friendliest, fightenist, lovingest band
That ever set foot in the promised land
And we're happier than them all
That's why we call it - Bonanza -
- Bonanza -
- Bonanza -

Found random Bonanza trivia while I seached...

"Trivia: A different version of this song with alternate lyrics was filmed for the pilot episode (sung by
Lorne, Dan and Mike) but it was never aired (although a brief snippet of the recording was shown
in a 1991 Michael Landon documentary). "

*realizes he didn't credit the source*


http://bonanzaworld.net/lyrics.php?s=

*looks up the defination of source*

source ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sôrs, srs)
n.
The point at which something springs into being or from which it derives or is obtained.
The point of origin, such as a spring, of a stream or river. See Synonyms at origin.
One that causes, creates, or initiates; a maker.
One, such as a person or document, that supplies information: A reporter is only as reliable as his or her sources.
Physics. The point or part of a system where energy or mass is added to the system.

v. sourced, sourc·ing, sourc·es
v. tr.
To specify the origin of (a communication); document: The report is thoroughly sourced.
To obtain (parts or materials) from another business, country, or locale for manufacture: They sourced the spoke nuts from our company.

v. intr.
To obtain parts or materials from another business, country, or locale: They are sourcing from abroad in order to save money.


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[Middle English, from Old French sourse, from feminine past participle of sourdre, to rise, from Latin surgere. See surge.]

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Main Entry: source
Function: noun
1 : a point of origin <the source of the conflict>
2 : one that supplies information <held the reporter in contempt for refusing to reveal her source>

*Decides to credit the defination of the word source*

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=source

*Suddenly realizes that longer posts make more pages... possibly tricking more people into helping get the thread longer*

:D

[Edit]

Alright, my little experiment made the page loading time extraordinarily long...

It probably would have made this the widest thread ever, but not the longest quite yet...

Oh god, that had unexpected results....

Alright, leaving shortly... so - carry on the torch my fellow TFPers!

*hands the reigns to the next person*

That was a very bad experiment.......what was it?
Made my browser crash :hmm: twice



Just for that you get a big bowl of soup :lol:

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/1903/soup4wh.jpg



:D

And now a poem....

"The Tyger" by William Blake
from Songs of Experience



Tyger Tyger. burning bright,
In the forests of the night:
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine eyes!
On what wings dare he aspire!
What the hand, dare sieze the fire?

And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? & what dread feet?
What the hammer? what the chain,
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp,
Dare its deadly terrors clasp!

When the stars threw down their spears
And water'd heaven with their tears:
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?
Tyger, Tyger burning bright,
In the forests of the night:
What immortal hand or eye,
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

Look up the spelling of "defination", first. :D :thumbsup:

This thread isn't that long... I am pretty disappointed. It has such an epic name and yet it does not have alot of posts in it :(

In Canada, Miles Davis is known as Kilometers Davis.


*The more you know* La la la laaaa

I want to have sex with Elizabeth Hurley on a shag carpet.

That's right, I want to shag her.

One time I was playing poker with my friends, using a deck of Tarot cards.

I got a full house, and they all dropped dead.

I read Jennifer Love Hewitt is posing nude for playboy, thank you God.

Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people
REAL Ultimate Power

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6/mike018004ty.jpg

Michaelangelo is a party dude.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half-shell
Turtle power!

They're the world's most fearsome fighting team (We're really hip!)
They're heroes in a half-shell and they're green (Hey - get a grip!)
When the evil Shredder attacks
These Turtle boys don't cut him no slack!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens (He's a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (That's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but crude (Gimme a break!)
Michaelangelo is a party dude (Party!)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half shell
Turtle power!

Another Longest Thread Ever GIS:

http://www.jollydwarf.com/Web_Images...tle/beet21.jpg

Longest pike ever!

http://www.cfb.ie/fishing_in_ireland...ongestpike.jpg

Longest fault rupture ever!

http://www.sciencedaily.com/images/2...0526092730.jpg

Longest URL:

http://www.thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com/wearejustdoingthistobestupidnowsincethiscangoonforeverandeverandeverbutitstilllookskindaneatinthebrowsereventhoughitsabigwasteoftimeandenergyandhasnorealpointbutwehadtodoitanyways.html


:lol:

or how about longest domain name:

www.llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochuchaf.org.uk

Website of everone's favorite Welsh village Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch!

Further GISing:

http://img123.exs.cx/img123/5581/BRIAN.jpg

Oh, and since we all know that any Google Image Search, so matter how innocent, will always result in al least one porn image, here is your obligatory nswf:

http://hamiltongirls.com/samples2/hgsample00070.jpg (nsfw)

(Linked so as to keep the general thread sfw - we don't want people to have a reason NOT to be posting in here, right?)

Agreed :D

.....

this next comment is NSFW!

( . Y . ) :thumbsup: :thumbsup: