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Tully Mars 01-22-2008 04:41 PM

Mr. Lynch says
 
There's a hair on the soap
And it's short
And it's curly
There's a hair on the soap
And I don't think it's mine.

skier 01-23-2008 02:51 AM

I am posting in this thread for posterity's sake.

jewels 01-23-2008 04:37 AM

Wendy's coffee isn't half bad.

ZenFilthPig 01-23-2008 05:21 AM

My baby girl is only 18 months old. When she's old enough to type I hope she can contribute to this thread.

ring 01-23-2008 05:44 AM

She can drop her sippy-cup on the keyboard...
as others have done. :D

ZenFilthPig 01-23-2008 05:50 AM

ha ha, no milk in the keyboard yet but there was chewed banana in the end of my usb thumbdrive.

ring 01-23-2008 06:17 AM

I don't know much about computers,
that sounds less painfull than a sliver or something.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-23-2008 07:03 AM

Let's pretend
it takes no effort
and it won't.

11211.

Cool, I got a pallindrome!

ring 01-23-2008 07:05 AM

awe spicious !

perhapsing.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-23-2008 07:11 AM

I misspelled
forgot my meaning
and again.

1x1+2x1=3

ring 01-23-2008 07:14 AM

I thought you did that on poipose..
I shall never assume nothin no mo..
you help me to laugh good.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-23-2008 07:25 AM

I trust my fellows
more often than I cannot,
and I love you, ring!

1+1+2+1=5

ring 01-23-2008 08:10 AM

My dog Prince needs a tail extension..
He can't quite catch the thing.

Poscript: I forgot to say I love you too. :sad:

BadNick 01-23-2008 08:40 AM

There is so much non-nonsense in here. But at least it's getting longer.

ring 01-23-2008 09:02 AM

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...bbitlarger.jpg

Zooksport2 01-23-2008 11:57 AM

111, & 2112

BadNick 01-23-2008 12:02 PM

one one et cum spiritu tuo

ring 01-23-2008 12:05 PM

I really need a drink.
How much would it cost to move
Moe's to tilted city..
Zooks has a truck..yes?

jewels 01-23-2008 12:05 PM

11:22:2

Damn you're quick!

biznatch 01-23-2008 12:06 PM

Et ron, et ron, petit patapon...

ring 01-23-2008 12:07 PM

jalapeno

BadNick 01-23-2008 12:15 PM

In case anybody wants to know the marital status of folks in zip code 11225:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ics/11225f.png
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ics/11225m.png

ring 01-23-2008 12:27 PM

married spouse absentia sounds too familiar.

genuinegirly 01-23-2008 04:08 PM

what an odd bit of information, BadNick. I've never had an occasion to break down a population like that.

MexicanOnABike 01-23-2008 06:14 PM

nicee

Ourcrazymodern? 01-23-2008 06:23 PM

(1x1+2)^2=9

ring 01-23-2008 06:27 PM

sleep is not so elusve this evening..

I'm going to sleep now..

Be well.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-23-2008 06:32 PM

1+1+2-3=1

Tophat665 01-23-2008 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick
In case anybody wants to know the marital status of folks in zip code 11225:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ics/11225f.png
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ics/11225m.png

That is some weird, wild, and wacky stuff there. I was looking at the proportion of men never married after 85 years, and it took me a minute, but do you suppose that's because widowers late in life tend to not outlast their wives so well, and thus a higher proportion of unmarried men who are otherwise predisposed to the right side of the bell curve actually achieve it, or do you think it's something to do with the generation that came of age between the world wars - guys who survived the Depression being less likely to marry if they weren't already or something like that?

There's also a dip in female mortality between 60 and 65 that puzzles me. No, wait, that's a dip in the instance of widowers. OK, still puzzled. Could it be that coming to the end of a career and a marriage at the same time would tend to remove one from the count, as it were?

ring 01-24-2008 04:21 AM

We're a rum lot, us Starkadders.
Some of us goes barney, some un us dies in childhood,
some un us pushes others down wells.
So once a year Gramma holds a littl' gatherin called the countin'

Esoteric 01-24-2008 08:03 AM

Sup biscuits.

jewels 01-24-2008 08:20 AM

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad in first class.

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.

In Bahrain, a male gynecologist can only examine a woman's private parts through a mirror.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

ring 01-24-2008 08:31 AM

Hey everyone...
I am procrastinating paperwork.
Playin with the dog..
staring out the window..
I want to go for a walk but the windchill is 20 below
at the moment...

jewels 01-24-2008 08:35 AM

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! I can't even remember what that feels like.

If you put a 16-oz water bottle outside, how long would it take to freeze? :D

ring 01-24-2008 09:14 AM

I don't know.
I have put the pan of gravy drippings out in the snow to seperate
the fat out quickly,
but one time I had to throw a boot at a neighbor-hood dog
who tried to drink it.
Can't blame him...that had to taste good...he only got a little..

Esoteric 01-24-2008 09:21 AM

That must've been a lot of olives.

ring 01-24-2008 09:29 AM

:paranoid: somewhat

Ourcrazymodern? 01-24-2008 12:47 PM

1+1+2=4x1

BadNick 01-24-2008 01:25 PM

Regarding the marital status data that I posted above, you might already know that 11225 zipcode is part of Brooklyn, NY. And to further develop our indepth nonesense about it, these also apply to that same zipcode:

http://www.city-data.com/zips/11225.html

I wonder how/if this data effects marital status vs age:
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../11225race.png

And since I'm a car guy:
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...11225trans.jpg

ring 01-24-2008 03:51 PM

11243


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