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Hain 01-20-2008 10:33 AM

Into the distance, a ribbon of black
Stretched to the point of no turning back
A flight of fancy on a windswept field
Standing alone my senses reeled
A fatal attraction is holding me fast, how
Can I escape this irresistible grasp?
Can't keep my mind from the circling skies
Tongue-tied and twisted Just an earth-bound misfit, I-
Ice is forming on the tips of my wings
Unheeded warnings, I thought I thought of everything
No navigator to find my way home
Unladen, empty and turned to stone
A soul in tension that's learning to fly
Condition grounded but determined to try
Can't keep my mind from the circling skies
Tongue-tied and twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I-
Above the planet on a wing and a prayer,
My grubby halo, a vapour trail in the empty air,
Across the clouds I see my shadow fly
Out of the corner of my watering eye
A dream unthreatened by the morning light
Could blow this soul right through the roof of the night
There's no sensation to compare with this
Suspended animation, A state of bliss
Can't keep my mind from the circling skies
Tongue-tied and twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I-

Ourcrazymodern? 01-20-2008 10:44 AM

One's beliefs
profit noone else
nor us all.

1x1x1-6=-5

ring 01-20-2008 11:06 AM

I will always believe in love.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/thbonsai.jpg



Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down!

Time for helium !!!!!

Ourcrazymodern? 01-20-2008 03:05 PM

If you can find me
doing anything I should
please don't tell.

1+1-1+6=7

ring 01-20-2008 03:18 PM


ok.

Zooksport2 01-20-2008 08:13 PM

Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.

JumpinJesus 01-20-2008 08:55 PM

Is this thread still alive?

Zooksport2 01-20-2008 09:16 PM

Nope... dead.... defunct.... We just post here, to see how high the # numbers will go....

MexicanOnABike 01-20-2008 10:22 PM

page 300 is near!

Zooksport2 01-20-2008 11:31 PM

page 281 is closer

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Dfewer 01-21-2008 02:46 AM

The Internet, FTW

Hain 01-21-2008 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dfewer

I'm being hypnotized, aren't I? They are sending subliminal messages aren't they?

ring 01-21-2008 07:37 AM

Conspiracies are >>>>
or <<<<...wait ^^^^^huh?

Hello everyoneth.

Esoteric 01-21-2008 09:09 AM

Where
the
fuck
has
Jetstream
been?

ring 01-21-2008 09:51 AM

Plotting revenge on us all....maybe.

Yes it is about time for him to assuage dissuade (dissuage) our concern.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-21-2008 10:18 AM

So what comprises
alive thread versus dead ones?
I'd lie if I could.

1x1+1+7=9

ring 01-21-2008 10:21 AM

In hammocks
may we all be trussed,
speaking truths.

MexicanOnABike 01-21-2008 10:21 AM

blewh. food time'!

BadNick 01-21-2008 10:31 AM

jet jail just joke?

Ourcrazymodern? 01-21-2008 10:34 AM

Sinners, overweaning,
do not seem to understand
our very meaning.

11183

ring 01-21-2008 10:43 AM

You are a good teacher,
friend face.

Hain 01-21-2008 11:11 AM

Hey teacher? Why are they called "fingers" when they don't "fing?"

BadNick 01-21-2008 11:19 AM

why is it called "hot dog" if it's only warm. It would be so cute with mustard

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...TT19739391.jpg

Hain 01-21-2008 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick
why is it called "hot dog" if it's only warm. It would be so cute with mustard

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...TT19739391.jpg

I show that picture and people say I am evil! What the hell.

BadNick 01-21-2008 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Augi
I show that picture and people say I am evil! What the hell.


It's the thought that counts.

ring 01-21-2008 11:58 AM

capricious whimsy is often mistaken.

[edition].....Just checking back to see what the heel I wroteth.

A tad tipspy doodlish I beezin.

School !!!

MexicanOnABike 01-21-2008 06:34 PM

i can't read what you're writing.

MexicanOnABike 01-22-2008 03:38 AM

we're falling behind!! we must catch up guys!

ring 01-22-2008 04:45 AM

Springing ahead some.

Full moon, 100% of the moon is illuminated.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-22-2008 06:48 AM

The moon was splendid
on the ride home this morning:
It made me want more.

1+1+1 into 9 = 3

ring 01-22-2008 06:53 AM

The sky was a fuzzy illuminated milk color
last night.
We got 8 inches of fluffy snow.
Hello.

savmesom11 01-22-2008 11:51 AM

would there ever be a (good) reason to find a bone in your salad? No it isn't a chef salad.......:orly:

Hain 01-22-2008 12:15 PM

The whole northern hemisphere must have gotten snow last night.

BadNick 01-22-2008 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Augi
The whole northern hemisphere must have gotten snow last night.

While the poor South Pole only gets 8" of snow a year :no: (of course it never melts); one of the driest climates on earth down there. I just learned that today when I explored a website related to some new scientific exploration in Antarctica.


Today I had a yummy tuna hoagie for lunch, on a great crusty bread roll with nicely textured center, tasty tomato slices on it, raw onion, provolone, and I like to drizzle a little Italian dressing on it, with a bottle of Stewart's Black Cherry Wishniak soda. No bones in it, though.

jewels 01-22-2008 12:57 PM

We have no time for drizzling, just drench and post.

BadNick 01-22-2008 02:12 PM

Here's a quick drench before I leave work.

ring 01-22-2008 02:15 PM

11200

bathtime.

Borla 01-22-2008 03:11 PM

http://pearls-jam.myminicity.com/ Check that out. :D You can make a mini city of your very own. :cool:

Otherwise, just uselessly helping the thread grow. :D

MexicanOnABike 01-22-2008 03:17 PM

11223344556677889900--==

ring 01-22-2008 04:18 PM

double-minty fresh.

I really want a microscope.
I miss the one I had when I was 10.


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