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ring 01-14-2008 05:29 PM

1-1=4-4

Hello.

SwitchTech 01-14-2008 05:46 PM

Ring and BadNick . . . . sweet pics.


i ate a shadow for lunch today. i was still hungry.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-14-2008 05:46 PM

She said I wanted.
I really wanted nothing.
I wanted something.

1+1+0+4=6

ring 01-14-2008 05:51 PM

I will go to sleep hungry,
tonight.

Time for this goofy number to slumber.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-14-2008 06:19 PM

Now I am worried.
Not re: my numbers, you know?
About your hunger.

1+1+0x4=8

MexicanOnABike 01-14-2008 06:28 PM

so far!! come on dudes!

ring 01-14-2008 07:11 PM

I am fine,
just lonesome sometimes,
I am fine.

MexicanOnABike 01-14-2008 07:37 PM

you are not. just not.

SwitchTech 01-14-2008 08:00 PM

does someone need a song

petre 01-15-2008 12:36 AM

will anyone love me....pleaseee

ring 01-15-2008 04:21 AM

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ringy/koko.jpg

MexicanOnABike 01-15-2008 05:51 AM

he's seasoning it just before the BBQ. come on little cat, have some paprika and drink this BBQ sauce.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-15-2008 05:57 AM

again?
 
11+0=5+6.

This facility
is driving me quite insane.
(We need not drive far.)

ring 01-15-2008 06:20 AM

Penny Facilitator.

Prince let me sleep five hours.

He got so excited on his walk this morn.

He shakes a bit, not for long though.

jewels 01-15-2008 06:21 AM

Oh man that gorilla with the kitty :hearts:

Top o' the mornin' to ya ...

ring 01-15-2008 06:25 AM

Koko, and I believe the cat's name is Penny..

Jetée 01-15-2008 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring
So who all needs bail-money?

I just got out yesterday.

ring 01-15-2008 06:59 AM

Oh shite..

Glad to have you back sir.

Jetée 01-15-2008 08:54 AM

Took me about two hours to catch up up on ten pages of nonsensical drivel set to the tune of fandango; elasped duration partly because of attention-lacking, multi-tasking, and a spotty air signal.



Response:

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ring 01-15-2008 09:06 AM

Drivel lubricates,
our senses to insensate,
lost shaker of salt.

Esoteric 01-15-2008 11:08 AM

Ah joox. I watched some episodes of ATHF & CSI at work Sunday. :p

RIP TVLinks.

BadNick 01-15-2008 11:25 AM

Jette, I/we missed you. Sit down and get a strong drink before you check out the picture counting thread ...we have some disfunctional folks around here! ;) and the numbering sequence is feclempt.

As for that beautiful gorilla and cute little cat, that's Koko and All Ball, not Penny, ring:

just cut&pasting:
Unfortunately, their relationship ended abrubtly in December of 1984, when All Ball escaped from the gorilla cage and was killed by a car. Koko was extrememly distraught over the death of All Ball and spoke of it soon after:

When asked, "Do you want to talk about your kitty?"
Koko signed, "Cry."
"What happened to your kitty?"
Koko answered, "Sleep cat."
When she saw a picture of a cat who looked very much like All Ball, Koko pointed to the picture and signed, "Cry, sad, frown."
Koko's mourning attracted a great deal of attention from the scientific community. Debates raged over whether or not animals have "emotions" in the human sense.

All Ball was followed by two other kittens, Lipstick and Smoky, and a number of other pets.

Koko and Lipstick:
http://www.koko.org/kidsclub/picture..._kittens/2.jpg

Koko and Smoky:
http://www.koko.org/kidsclub/picture..._kittens/6.jpg

Sorry for cluttering our Tilted Nonesense forum with all this serious stuff.

ring 01-15-2008 11:43 AM

Oh yes..Penny is her trainer..now I remember..

Nonsense can handle a bit of serioussnesssssss

Time for a good joke maybe..

jewels 01-15-2008 12:18 PM

Person 1: Knock knock.

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: Control freak.

Person 1: Now you say "control freak who?"

Zooksport2 01-15-2008 01:25 PM

An Australian Love Poem. Who said Australians weren't romantic?

Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer.

BadNick 01-15-2008 02:06 PM

How sweet! I could almost hear Fly saying that poem.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zooksport2
...Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer.


My kids get a little angry when I reply to all their "knock knock" jokes with my same old line:

1) knock knock

2) go away

ring 01-15-2008 03:14 PM

Margaritas for everyone!

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...argaritas1.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 01-15-2008 03:36 PM

I never worry.
I am just making things up
and still wondering.

Somebody, please e-mail me a computer!

Hain 01-15-2008 03:42 PM

I don't think the internet has enough bandwidth to email you a computer...

Teleportation is a little ways off... not that far though

ring 01-15-2008 03:43 PM

I don't care for football. (not that there's anything wrong with that)

:D :D :D

Don't worry be happy.

Hain 01-15-2008 03:45 PM

I hated the big mouth singing bass... that thing scared the crap out of me as a kid. Every time i'd wake up at 3AM to go to the bathroom, it wouldn't go off, it would wait for me to walk out before singing, "DON'T WORRY! BE HAPPY! RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!"

Ourcrazymodern? 01-15-2008 04:09 PM

My flying
waits for wondering
to happen.

1+1+0-7=5

ring 01-15-2008 04:12 PM

Sexy dyslexix.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-15-2008 04:17 PM

Needing a minus,
I am sitting in the dark.
Guess what I'm doing?

ring 01-15-2008 04:22 PM

Blinking and thinking perhaps.

? ? ? ? ?

This is good noise.
http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ngy/479f_1.jpg

Jetée 01-15-2008 06:28 PM

Directional object would be us all, so in stating that, avoid the crash occurrences.

You are free.

ring 01-15-2008 06:36 PM

Free to invent 'Kaptain Kryptikos' cereal.

Airheads save lives.

BadNick 01-15-2008 08:08 PM

I am found ...directional object I got in a box of cereal and wear on my airhead

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ompass_hat.jpg

SwitchTech 01-15-2008 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
I never worry.
I am just making things up
and still wondering.

Somebody, please e-mail me a computer!



it says your inbox is full.

ObieX 01-16-2008 12:03 AM



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