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I should really go to bed.
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I'm getting drunk tomorrow.
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Actually, with the amount of alcoholic beverages I'm planning to consume, maybe I should rephrase that - I'm getting destroyed tomorrow.
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BAM! BAM BAM BAM! BAM!
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"I gotta ask you, do you ever get your arthritic grandparents and take 'em out on the lawn and drag 'em around to rake the leaves? "
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WOO HOO HOO!
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It's time for my breakfast...it's time for some cheese.
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"The other day I was walking along the Hollywood walk of fame and I stumbled across Tony Danza's star....And I urinated on it yelling, "And who's the boss now?!"
~Zach Galifianakis |
"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."
~Jon Stewart |
Holy shit I'm tired
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Where do babies come from? A desire for welfare.
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Page 25 and I am gooooone.
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Lung butter
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Bolognies!
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C'mon meow, 25 ain't that far away.
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This sucks
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But it'll be worth it. Like that time I payed 5 dolla for a sucky sucky
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This is getting ridiculous.
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I love chicken, I love liver, meow mix, meow mix please deliver
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Myspace has many technical problems. It makes me sad. :(
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Very, very sad. :( :(
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Like that time I hit a bunny hit my car
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But even more sad than that.
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Oh noes, money cash hoes
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This is an incredible waste of my time, I could be....watching tv.
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...playing with a bouncy ball.
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...doing my taxes.
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...setting myself on fire.
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....studying.
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...sleeping.
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I can't believe I havent' hit the two five yet.
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I'm becoming exhausterated posting this much.
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C'mon meow.
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This is getting out of hand.
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