It would also be nice, as if you had a bunch of dates, and you sorted them lexographically, they would simultaneously be sorted chronologically. Neat huh?

But failing my wild pipe dream - at least our date notation has an internal logic...you Americans...sheesh, for the birds man.

And yes I am judging an entire nation on the way that they write their dates. And yes, I am ok with that.

And oh, look, cool - we've passed post 800.

That's great, but it didn't take very long....

Time flies when you're berating Americans, huh?

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a bananna.

I like an arrow too...

808! It's like 404....except twice as big!

That would be a good upgrade to webservers. Don't give up looking for a page after just looking once.....go back and try a second time! Then if it fails the second time, give both 404s at the same time.

You know a while back I saw a website 'museum' dedicated to 404 pages.

Interesting huh? Very 'postmodern'. A webpage devoted to cataloguing other webpages which cannot be found. Or something. I don't know. Postmodernism sucks.

Postmodernism is so passé by now.

And all the postpostmodernists are on the verge of selling out man. Going mainstream. It used to be about the text, man.

I would consider myself more of a post^n modernist. Or something. God what a load of pretentious twaddle.

I can't believe I just used the word 'twaddle'.

GIS for 'twaddle':

http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb....%20Twaddle.JPG

May Twaddle Delf!? That's got to be the worst name of all time. I mean anyone of those three words would be disappointing to find in your name - but all three? That's just unfortunate. Evil parents.

Take not of the use of the exclaimation mark followed by the question mark in the above post.

What do you call that pair of symbols when they conbine to form a single ligature?

Anyone‽....

It's called the interrobang.

Learn something new everyday, don't you‽

Anyway; back to Ms. May Twaddle Delf.....

Delf? Do you guys have that word in the states? Actually, a google search leads me to believe that the word isn't used outside of Ireland....like I said, you learn something new everyday. Even I do.

Anyway, delf; it means, plates and bowls and cups and that sort of stuff.

or so I've heard....I mean I'm not an expert or anything.

Where is the local delf expert when you need him?

He looks like he could be a delf expert.

Somebody should tell him that he shouldn't be spending so much time thinking about thinking about himself. Less of that. More thinking about delf.

That's better. No more slacking off!

It's so hard to get good delf experts these days.

It's a joke really.

I really sound like a geek now ;) Our futures have already been scripted by the multinational corporations and the massive media conglomerates, who count on a controllable and easily-influenced populace to keep their profit margins stable. They rely on you to live a lifestyle that is defined by the accumulation of material possessions, placing you in debt and in their power. Once we become aware of this terrifying form of corporate feudalism disguised as a safer life in suburban communities like Golders Green, perhaps we will enlighten ourselves enough to see the grim cinderblock walls that imprison our long dormant souls - and perhaps we might even do something about it. I took a Xanax and I'm going back to sleep. With any luck, I won't wake up any time soon, if at all. My life is great huh?


Text not mine; stolen from a blog somewhere. That's not cheating is it?

Alanis Morisette - The most worthless, pretentious female vocalist ever. Single-handedly ruined the word "irony" for those of us that know what it really means. Let me have a second to get over the shock. Okay, over it. I warn you about darklinks though, there's a lot of pathetic stupid Goths out there, watch you aren't bored to death by the endless babble of angst and uber-bad poetry.

I feel more like Stile everyday. OK where is my sweetie Styx's update?? I do anything and everything in my spare time! I am always with my friends. I love being with people! Besides, you are already so stupid and lame in your own unique way that I don't even have to dedicate an essay to you. "Judge not lest thee be juged thyself" why do those fucking Christians judge?

Do these assholes have nothing better to than send me shit like this?

So maybe discrediting ideas by labeling them as vindictive is an old tradition among JRR's hangers-on. Big deal. What's more important is that ancient Greek dramatists discerned a peculiar virtue in being tragic. JRR would do well to realize that they never discerned any virtue in being avaricious.

Maybe stop and reflect upon what a jealous little ass eater you are? Come on little one, come eat daddy's ass.



Again, I claim lack of ownership of authorial rights to above text.

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I'll rise and fall let me take credit for both
2/8 4:21:37 PM | JRR

My birthday is May 3rd 1984, so you do the math to figure out how old I am! What kind of dark and chaotic secrets are hidden beneath the surface of trendy coffee shops and bulk warehouse superstores? I totally don't know what I'm going to do this holiday weekend!! I had my first nightmare in over 10 years last night.

Do you ever think you would actually, really kill yourself?
2/8 3:12:02 PM | JRR

Treating everyone the same seems the best way. Why all the good things from the 80's? Why even the 80s? Not much of an update today since I'm completely and thoroughly drained. I'm sure you'll all live. I'm white. Middle class. Angry.

On September 10th, 1999, I walked into Calltech Communications looking for a jobby job since i had just travelled back up to good old Columbus, Ohio from my recent SUMMER HELL in Alabama.

I don't feel guilty about cheating, because it says at the bottom;