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Old 12-26-2006, 05:13 PM   #5481 (permalink)
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I started a joke, but....
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Old 12-26-2006, 06:26 PM   #5482 (permalink)
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... couldn't remember the punchline?

I'd have let you rummage around my box... but it's now no longer boxing day...
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Old 12-26-2006, 06:57 PM   #5483 (permalink)
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"And he laughs before the joke is over" - regarding some European among the islanders. -Anybody?
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Old 12-27-2006, 03:50 AM   #5484 (permalink)
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I have a fat tire.
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Old 12-27-2006, 05:07 AM   #5485 (permalink)
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I don't ever want to see a roasted turkey again for as long as I live.
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Old 12-27-2006, 11:25 AM   #5486 (permalink)
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So... can I be first in line, next boxing day?

Not me...


How fat?.....


And I'll bet the turkey is happy about that, as well...

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Old 12-27-2006, 05:52 PM   #5487 (permalink)
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Her wild fine buttocks
Drove me crazy, half insane
I wished I had some.
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Old 12-27-2006, 05:58 PM   #5488 (permalink)
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You wished you had buttocks?
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Old 12-27-2006, 06:13 PM   #5489 (permalink)
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He carefully peered around the corner of the bathroom, and saw, before him, ...
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Old 12-27-2006, 06:21 PM   #5490 (permalink)
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You wished you had buttocks?
In a nutshell I
Wished I had her wild fine ones
They were beautiful!
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Old 12-28-2006, 04:02 AM   #5491 (permalink)
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Y'all are just weird.
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Old 12-28-2006, 05:20 AM   #5492 (permalink)
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I wish I had Kate Beckinsale's buttocks - dame she's got herself one fine ass.
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Old 12-28-2006, 06:08 AM   #5493 (permalink)
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Ima boob man, meself, I am....
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Old 12-28-2006, 03:56 PM   #5494 (permalink)
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Well boobs are upfront
In plain sight and making contours
Gotta love 'em, don't we?
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Old 12-28-2006, 04:11 PM   #5495 (permalink)
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(.) (.)


Thats what I'm talkin' 'bout....
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Old 12-28-2006, 04:46 PM   #5496 (permalink)
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Which brings to mind something I read somewhere...
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Old 12-29-2006, 01:20 AM   #5497 (permalink)
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here is another pointless post.
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Old 12-29-2006, 05:24 AM   #5498 (permalink)
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I don't understand the whole boob fascination. Please explain.
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:39 AM   #5499 (permalink)
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Feel free to post any ridiculous nonsense you want to - our goal?

Make this the longest thread in TFP History!
Why should I contribute to this? Are there free banjos being given away?
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:49 AM   #5500 (permalink)
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wow this is getting long these days

/bump

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Old 12-29-2006, 11:55 AM   #5501 (permalink)
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Where's Waldo?
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Old 12-29-2006, 12:14 PM   #5502 (permalink)
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Waldo went shopping,
but he couldn't remember
why he was shopping.
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:22 PM   #5503 (permalink)
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I just noticed how small the smiley selection here is..
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:34 PM   #5504 (permalink)
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I don't understand the whole boob fascination. Please explain.

Women don't understand.... it's a guy thing...

but... I just love 'em... they are just so adorable.

I love touching them, carressing them... Feeling them.... Anybodies!

I'd post a pic, but it may be considered rude....


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Old 12-29-2006, 10:46 PM   #5505 (permalink)
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Bump!!!!!!
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Old 12-29-2006, 11:46 PM   #5506 (permalink)
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Bump!!!!!!

Hey! careful... you nearly bumped me...
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Old 12-30-2006, 04:04 AM   #5507 (permalink)
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So with boobs, is bigger better?
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Old 12-30-2006, 05:35 AM   #5508 (permalink)
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No, I like em all, big or small. But the biggest I have had the pleasure of caressing, were small D's, so....., and the smallest. IBTC candidate. My wife is a large B, were, small B's when we first met. Thats the other good thing... they seem to grow with age????
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Old 12-30-2006, 06:52 AM   #5509 (permalink)
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Ummm. IBTC?
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Old 12-30-2006, 09:01 AM   #5510 (permalink)
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Ummm. IBTC?
No idea what IBTC means, but!
re: boobs: as long as there're nipples on them
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Old 12-30-2006, 01:39 PM   #5511 (permalink)
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yeah, boobs are cool. I like medium to small. big is just too big.....
ibtc! lol, I know that one. I think one of the girls I used to know was the president.
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Old 12-30-2006, 03:01 PM   #5512 (permalink)
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First pert and pretty,
time passes, decades fly by
hanging pendulous.
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Old 12-30-2006, 03:41 PM   #5513 (permalink)
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Itty Bitty Titty Club......

Women are so luckwy to have boobs..

Did I mention I like boobs...


Bump....
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Old 12-30-2006, 04:11 PM   #5514 (permalink)
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& tits shouldn't even be on the list (of the seven words that used to be disallowed on television)!
When I heard Cher (Bless her soul) use the f word on that awards show where they'd just played "She Fucking Hates Me" and bleeped out almost every word but didn't catch that I knew she was a goddess, & enjoyed it.
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Old 12-30-2006, 06:16 PM   #5515 (permalink)
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Oh yes! George Carlin... love his views on the 7

Tater tits..
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Old 12-30-2006, 07:55 PM   #5516 (permalink)
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Sounds like a snack!
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Old 12-30-2006, 09:38 PM   #5517 (permalink)
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oops I did it again...
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Old 12-31-2006, 03:49 AM   #5518 (permalink)
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Itty Bitty Titty Club! Hahaha... they should make it the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, then that would be a megarhyme!
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Old 12-31-2006, 08:10 AM   #5519 (permalink)
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Happy new year, an hour and 10 minutes ago....
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Old 12-31-2006, 08:24 AM   #5520 (permalink)
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Happy new year to all.
We've still got 13 hours of the old one left here....
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