maleficent

Lucifer shucks the clams outside, in the cold, while the children pelted him with snowballs... Being the good lad that he is, he felt it in appropriate to cuss at the children, so he attempted some fake cussing and called them little mother shuckers and laughed to himself as he cut himself witht the knife he was using and yelped awww shuckers...

(How's that for made up words!!!


tumescent, incoherent, psychedelic

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Maleficent became incoherent after her tumescent wound was shown off on
'Psycedelic Party Dance Sunday' at the 'Rusty Beer Bottle Bar and Grill'.

Entertainment, bat, flippant.

Fremen

blahblah454 stunned Hollywood and the entertainment industry when he introduced "Honk Bag" to network television. He was being flippant when he brought it up in a meeting, but they liked the idea of a half-hour show of people standing around hitting garbage bags stuffed with squeak toys so much, they went out and got a bat and tried it out in the office.
And thus, "Honk Bag" was born! (credit goes to Fark and fellow Farker, Cake Hunter)

leprechaun, miscellaneous, nihilstic

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noodle

Fremen's nihilistic views on miscellaneous matters of the universe really freaked out the optimistic leprechaun.


cheerios, jumper, linguistics

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blahblah454

The chererios had two dear friends, fredweena and Jumper, both happened to be ace linguistics. (okay I kinda copped out on this one!)

Banana, incapacitated, magic

noodle

Oh yeah you did, blahblah54, you incapacitated magic banana!

Nah, someone else give it a shot...

banana, incapacitated, magic.

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*Threat Jack*... I really ment to say Thread Jack, seeing as that was really stupid of me I thought you all should read it to laugh and cheer your days up.

Hahaha that made me laugh pretty darn hard fredweena. Very clever indeed.

I will add the words again incase someone gets confused by this (you never know)

Banana, incapacitated, magic

Lucifer

You guys are pathetic!

Fredweena shoved a magic banana down an incapacitated blahblah454's throat, causing him to gag.

(this was more sexual than I had intended, no disrespect meant)


Dentist, demented, dwell

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- Job 30:29

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Coppertop

Lucifer thinks Ustwo is a rather demented dentist, but doesn't dwell on it too much.

perforate, caffeine, vertigo

Lucifer

Coppertop's vertigo kicked in as he leaned over the parapet far enough to perforate his intestine all to pour caffeine laced turpentine down onto Ustwo.



Tire iron, Trumpet, teradactyl

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- Job 30:29

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poundpuppy34

while sneaking up behind someone, playing a trumpet, with a tire iron, Lucifer swears he saw a teradactyl

Shawdow puppies oxymoron

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