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Grasshopper Green 01-18-2006 06:01 PM

What do you call a male porn star getting it on?

Answer: A feather boa

MojoRisin 01-19-2006 02:38 AM

When a snake asks you what to use to dust his lair, what do you say? (A feather, boa... get it?)


Answer: I think Abraham Lincoln said that.

Lucifer 01-19-2006 05:19 AM

This play is dragging on, isn't? I wish something exciting would happen.


The lion, the witch, and the wardrobe

shesus 01-19-2006 08:56 AM

What is a book that was a bad BBC movie and then a family Disney movie?

Answer: Postal Service

Charlatan 01-19-2006 09:36 AM

A new company that will send someone over to your place of work, to kill them ALL!!!


Answer: My armpit smells funny.

Lucifer 01-19-2006 10:21 AM

What did Hitler say to Eva Braun?



onomatopeia

Daoust 01-19-2006 10:36 AM

Where is that green legume that keeps the princess awake all night standing?

(on a mat. a pea.)

Grrrooooooaaannnn

Answer: Skin-a-marinky dinky dink

Lucifer 01-19-2006 11:31 AM

Mae West said to the Marx Brothers, "Come up and see me for a little: ."



who put the 'bop' in the bop shoo wop de dop?

uncle phil 01-19-2006 01:45 PM

who was barry mann?


4 and 20 were in a pie...

noodle 01-19-2006 03:59 PM

How many plums did Little Boy Blue pull out of a... wait, no. How many blackbirds were where?


Broken snowboard laces.

Lucifer 01-20-2006 06:05 AM

Bolivia's excuse for not entering a competitor in the Turin Winter Olympic Games.



double-sided tape

MojoRisin 01-20-2006 07:30 AM

What do you call an adhesive strip that tells you one thing and says the opposite when your back is turned.

answer: Not my pants.

Lucifer 01-20-2006 07:37 AM

What the transvestite said?



A nice cup of Java

noodle 01-20-2006 02:59 PM

What did the lady in the McDonald's drive-through really want?



purple-people eater.

uncle phil 01-20-2006 03:45 PM

who were individual members of the minnesota viking's defensive line nicknamed a few years ago?

"Say Hallalujiah!!!"

Tophat665 01-20-2006 08:01 PM

According to Jessica Hahn, what does Jimmy Swaggart say in his most extreme moment of passion?

Answer: Two pierced nipples.

MojoRisin 01-21-2006 03:04 AM

Why didn't your mom breast feed you?

answer: corn is for kids!

Lucifer 01-21-2006 05:23 AM

what did the ATF Agent said to the moonshiner?



picasso's ear

noodle 01-21-2006 06:47 AM

What was Picasso's dog caught chewing on late one night?


nose goblins.

blahblah454 01-21-2006 11:13 AM

What do you hire when you are too damn lazy to blow your nose?

Leather mask

uncle phil 01-21-2006 01:52 PM

what did hannibal lecter wear to the cobblers' ball?


one trick pony...

Lucifer 01-21-2006 03:16 PM

what the one trick cowboy rode into town on


mapquest.com

blahblah454 01-21-2006 03:25 PM

What doesnt hold a candle to google.maps?

Orange tuna fish

Grasshopper Green 01-22-2006 03:15 PM

What is that hiding in a tupperware bowl in the back of my fridge (eww..not really!)

Answer: A candle in the wind

Lucifer 01-22-2006 04:43 PM

What's soon to be snuffed out?



broken cd's

blahblah454 01-22-2006 06:38 PM

What I had a hallway full of after my run in with a crappy batch of blank Memorex cd's. Needless to say I WILL NEVER purchase another memorex product again in my life. I have since switched to Maxell and have been completely satisfied and would recomend them to all. (oh yea, I took my cd spindle and threw it out my room into a wall)

Optimus Prime

Tophat665 01-22-2006 07:26 PM

What to you call the optimus differentiated over t.

Two blue balls

noodle 01-22-2006 07:33 PM

What did Little Jack Horner end up with when he couldn't find a napkin?

larry, moe and curly.

Carno 01-22-2006 07:50 PM

Who are the three greatest men in history?


Answer: A problematic bladder

Fremen 01-22-2006 07:58 PM

What's that warm, wet feeling down below?


Clinking glasses

Lucifer 01-23-2006 10:41 AM

what happens when two bespectacled lovers kiss?



cordless phone

Carno 01-23-2006 12:07 PM

what did the homeowner wish he had bought as he was strangled to death with his own phone cord?


Answer: tuna tacos

Lucifer 01-23-2006 12:19 PM

what would go great with a warm tuna fish milkshake?



water bottle

noodle 01-23-2006 03:10 PM

What did the alcoholic find in his cabinet in the midst of the intervention?

manicotti.

Lucifer 01-24-2006 04:48 AM

Tony Soprano in a hide-a-bed.


tool chest

blahblah454 01-24-2006 08:42 PM

What was my highschool nickname after I had several pairs of plyers and a hammer surgically implanted into my chest?

Pez

Daoust 01-25-2006 10:55 AM

What candies are actually harmful to eat and probably give you cancer, but you don't care because they come in cool, collectable little dispensers.


Ebola Virus

Bill O'Rights 01-25-2006 11:29 AM

What is a computer malady, that has two attempts to take down your hard drive, ten files at a time?

A really hot redhead.

Fremen 01-25-2006 12:10 PM

Who is Bill attracted to?


kiln hardened clay

noodle 01-25-2006 03:33 PM

What did the stoner end up with when he mistakenly asked the artist for "pot"?

har har.

bedside table lamp.


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