How stupid are you?
 

OK, this is a humorous post, something to laugh about...

I used to have a CSM in the army who had three favorite sayings...

1. Im so stupid I could jump in a barrel of titties and come out holding my ass

2. Im so stupid I could fall in a bucket of pussy and come out sucking my thumb

3. The only school I ever finished first in my class is alcohol rehab.


So, now the question, what sayings do you have?

im so stupid, i tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on my foot

I'm so stupid my legs don't work!! :)

I'm so stupid when I fall I floa in the air!

Ohh Ya bones??

http://www.oldengine.org/members/rot..._Im_stupid.jpg

I'm so stupid that when I go golfing and have to address the ball I say, "Hello ball."

Im so stupid most people call me dumbass as a first name.

I'm so smart, I'm not even going to post here to prove my worth!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

I'm so stupid that 'm too stupid to realize just how truly stupid I really am.

Duh?

I'm so stupid I can't think of an example to prove my stupidity.

I'm so stupid I don't understand most of these jokes

Huh?

I'm not going to argue with any of you ;)

Huh?

I'm so stupid I'm here.

I don't get it...

Im so stupid, I bought a book about how to read

I'm so stupid, I accidentally bought gay porn once.

(Actually, that's not true. The twin's friend did that.)

Um... I'm so stupid.. I.. hell. I can't think of anything. I guess that makes me really stupid. :p

i once ate a claymore.

I was stupide enough to read this entire thread, and still not be able to come up with a witty reply.

I'm so stupid I was able to read this whole thread without being able to come up with a witty reply and I couldn't even think of something different from what galaxygirl had already said.

I'm so stupid a blonde beat me in a spelling contest!

i think this says it all
http://bissells.com/cindy/funstuff/f...ges/shcool.jpg

GIS for Stupid......:)

http://www.darkuncle.net/images/stupid.jpg

*head tilts to the side*

Like this? :D

http://ashtonxxx.smugmug.com/photos/...864-Medium.jpg

Mongo like candy!!

:cool: Um, I don't remember why

i'm so stu....i forget now where was i going with that? oh look! a bird!!!

I'm so stupid, I contributed to this thread!!

I'm so stupid, if I was any smarter I'd be a rock.

...i'm so...um...uh....damn. i forgot the question...

I'm so stupid that the fact that this sentence came out coherently and spelled correctly is more a sign of good luck and coincidence that any intellengence that I may have.

Uh oh, I pooped myself.

i'm so dumb that i can stand next to a fridge and ask "where's the fridge... again?"

"What are you, stupid or something?"
"Yeah. So?"
-John Mendoza

Stoopid? Not stoopid! Whut? I like red buttons bestest.

I'm here arent I? Need I say more?

You all make me feel so much better about myself..

A pig pen is something to write with.