slimshaydee

whatever you say bounces of me, and makes you get cancer.

Fly

cancer is so fucking over rated man..........

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Astrocloud

You are the cure for cancer!

Jeff

I dont' know why, but that's one of the funniest things ever.

/Easily fucking amused.

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For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.
--Charles Bukowski

vermin

Then I will blame you instead of my pack-a-day cigarette indulgence.

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

jujueye

Ouch. What the hell does that mean?