denim

http://www.engrish.com has a whole bunch of examples of uses of broken English. I rather like the Uranus toilet paper, and the Help Yourself Terminating Machine (ATM).

Tophat665

Classic:
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Cocaine

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k925

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I can has furburger?

analog

nonsense......

uncle phil

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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you both get dirty;
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