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maleficent · 11-09-2005, 11:24 AM

This cant be good... I just picked up my new green stress ball and gave it a good squeeze (my right thumb is still sprained and I thought I had no strength in that hand... ) apparantly I am wrong...

My stress ball just exploded all over my desk... just popped right in my hand...

How do I destress now? suggestions?

denim · 11-09-2005, 11:41 AM

You're saying you overstressed your stress ball?

Coppertop · 11-09-2005, 11:57 AM

I have an idea of how you can use your hand to destress...

maleficent · 11-09-2005, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coppertop

I have an idea of how you can use your hand to use to destress...

did i mention that the stress ball exploded???

Coppertop · 11-09-2005, 12:05 PM

That's a good thing, yes?

Joan of Arc · 11-09-2005, 12:10 PM

I don't have any advice. But you made me laff.

Fly · 11-09-2005, 12:14 PM

uhh...

<------

Fly · 11-09-2005, 12:18 PM

mal.......you need a tune.

turn it up........you'll be good to go.

*wishes he knew how to embed a tune*

scooby snacks - fun lovin' criminals.

- everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
- any of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of you!

Me and fast got the gats; we’re out to rob a bank.
We got steve outside carrying a full pack.
Now everything’s cool and everything’s smooth. (hey that’s smooth)
I walked up to the teller, I gave her the letter
She gave me the loot with puckered up lips
And a wink that I found cute, and I said,
Baby, baby, baby
(is this some kharmic-chi love thing happening here baby or what.)
By that time fast tapped me with the 9
He said it was time to blow, ya know. so out the door we go.
Back to the ride with steve inside and alive; off we drive
I hurt my lower lumbar, you know we’ll
Never get far, riding around in a stolen
Police car, so we dropped it off and
Piled in a caddy; steve was driving
Because I had to talk to my man about something.

- look, I don’t know anything about any fucking set-up, you can torture me all you want.
- torture you, that’s good, that’s a good idea, I like that one.

Running around robbing banks
All wacked off of scooby snacks! (2x)

I don’t give a fuck about the hell’s
Gate, ain’t punkin’ the crowd and I’m still
Standing up staight.
So, we pull these jobs to make a little money;
No one gets hurt if they don’t act funny.
On the way to the yacht, we almost got caught,
Fast is shooting mailboxes, not knowing
Where the cop is.
They’re at the dunkin donuts, adjacent from
The froman’s whose mailbox fast had just
Exploded. they gave chase, but my man
Steve is an ace; we lost those brothers
With haste. we cast off and along we went
Off bermuda to an island resort we rented.

- sonny, I need you cool, are you cool?
- I am cool.

Running around robbing banks
All wacked off of scooby snacks! (4x)

no prob eh?

Elphaba · 11-09-2005, 01:37 PM

Squeeze your hand tightly around the neck of your least favorite client. An explosion might be a good thing.

Giant Hamburger · 11-09-2005, 01:53 PM

You need a throne of skulls!

From there you could rest, stress free...
and preside over others with draconian maleficence.

They will learn to obey one way or another.

Sticky · 11-09-2005, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maleficent

Quote:

Originally Posted by denim

You're saying you overstressed your stress ball?

did i mention that the stress ball exploded???

Some people are into that kind of stuff.

Charlatan · 11-09-2005, 03:06 PM

Hmmm... you should get together with my daughter. She just busted a stress ball... all over my kitchen floor.

paddyjoe · 11-09-2005, 03:34 PM

Mal, I don't know what a stress ball is, but I do think you should treat your toys with a little more respect.

jwoody · 11-10-2005, 06:05 AM

Eat the gooey stuff inside.

It tastes a bit caramel-ly.

maleficent · 11-10-2005, 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe

but I do think you should treat your toys with a little more respect.

I show you nothing but respect, dear, isn't that enough.. .you wanna be my toy?

Furry · 11-10-2005, 06:13 AM

Just how hard did you squeeze that thing anyway? All the ones I've got are made of foam rubber and are practically indestructible...

maleficent · 11-10-2005, 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furry

Just how hard did you squeeze that thing anyway? All the ones I've got are made of foam rubber and are practically indestructible...

this one had a gray sandy substance in it... and I thought I had no hand strength because my sprained thumb makes squeezing painful... apparantly I am stronger than i think I am

paddyjoe · 11-10-2005, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maleficent

.. .you wanna be my toy?

oh baby!!!

maleficent · 11-10-2005, 01:42 PM

ooooh my very own paddyjoe toy-- wow, I'm a lucky gal...

/must come up with ways to play with my new toy...

I couldnt help but notice that my dead stress ball had a label that had washing instructions on it... instructions say to hand wash (check) in mild soap (check) in cool water (check) and dry flat on a towel.. .Umm - it's a ball - how can you expect a ball to be flat? Silly stress ball...

Charlatan · 11-10-2005, 01:46 PM

Mal... if you want to play with Paddyjoe you are going to have to get clearance from flyman...

flyman is a good guy so I am sure he will share his mantoy with you if you ask nicely.

paddyjoe · 11-10-2005, 02:34 PM

rest assured.....there's enough paddyjoe to go around...

maleficent · 11-10-2005, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe

rest assured.....there's enough paddyjoe to go around...

wouldnt want you all tuckered out-- that flyman is a frisky one i hear...

Charlatan · 11-10-2005, 03:35 PM

Too much information...

ngdawg · 11-10-2005, 04:14 PM

Try another kind of stress ball-the high ball!

Charlatan · 11-10-2005, 04:16 PM

Now that's my kind of stress relief.

If you're mixing, I'm drinking.

Fly · 11-11-2005, 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maleficent

that flyman is a frisky one i hear...

you know it baby!!!!!

you can have joe eh mal.......i'm fuckin' bored with him anyways.

he can dish it out but,he can't take it.

*fuckin' whinner he is*

wolf · 11-11-2005, 08:19 AM

until you get that hand muscle under control, don't try masturbation.

Fremen · 11-11-2005, 07:35 PM

Is this gonna be a sticky thread?

11-09-2005, 11:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Ruh Roh This cant be good... I just picked up my new green stress ball and gave it a good squeeze (my right thumb is still sprained and I thought I had no strength in that hand... ) apparantly I am wrong... My stress ball just exploded all over my desk... just popped right in my hand... How do I destress now? suggestions? __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

11-09-2005, 11:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	I have an idea of how you can use your hand to destress... Last edited by Coppertop; 11-09-2005 at 12:05 PM.. Reason: i'm retarded

11-09-2005, 12:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
Joan of Arc Tilted	I don't have any advice. But you made me laff. __________________ "Insanity and Genius are on the same side of the street"

11-09-2005, 12:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	uhh... <------ __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-09-2005, 12:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	mal.......you need a tune. turn it up........you'll be good to go. wishes he knew how to embed a tune scooby snacks - fun lovin' criminals. - everybody be cool, this is a robbery! - any of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of you! Me and fast got the gats; we’re out to rob a bank. We got steve outside carrying a full pack. Now everything’s cool and everything’s smooth. (hey that’s smooth) I walked up to the teller, I gave her the letter She gave me the loot with puckered up lips And a wink that I found cute, and I said, Baby, baby, baby (is this some kharmic-chi love thing happening here baby or what.) By that time fast tapped me with the 9 He said it was time to blow, ya know. so out the door we go. Back to the ride with steve inside and alive; off we drive I hurt my lower lumbar, you know we’ll Never get far, riding around in a stolen Police car, so we dropped it off and Piled in a caddy; steve was driving Because I had to talk to my man about something. - look, I don’t know anything about any fucking set-up, you can torture me all you want. - torture you, that’s good, that’s a good idea, I like that one. Running around robbing banks All wacked off of scooby snacks! (2x) I don’t give a fuck about the hell’s Gate, ain’t punkin’ the crowd and I’m still Standing up staight. So, we pull these jobs to make a little money; No one gets hurt if they don’t act funny. On the way to the yacht, we almost got caught, Fast is shooting mailboxes, not knowing Where the cop is. They’re at the dunkin donuts, adjacent from The froman’s whose mailbox fast had just Exploded. they gave chase, but my man Steve is an ace; we lost those brothers With haste. we cast off and along we went Off bermuda to an island resort we rented. - sonny, I need you cool, are you cool? - I am cool. Running around robbing banks All wacked off of scooby snacks! (4x) no prob eh? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-09-2005, 11:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
denim Banned Location: Massachusetts, USA	You're saying you overstressed your stress ball?

11-09-2005, 12:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	That's a good thing, yes?

11-09-2005, 01:37 PM	#9 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	Squeeze your hand tightly around the neck of your least favorite client. An explosion might be a good thing.

11-09-2005, 01:53 PM	#10 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	You need a throne of skulls! From there you could rest, stress free... and preside over others with draconian maleficence. They will learn to obey one way or another.

11-09-2005, 03:06 PM	#12 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Hmmm... you should get together with my daughter. She just busted a stress ball... all over my kitchen floor. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

11-09-2005, 03:34 PM	#13 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Mal, I don't know what a stress ball is, but I do think you should treat your toys with a little more respect.

11-10-2005, 06:05 AM	#14 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	Eat the gooey stuff inside. It tastes a bit caramel-ly. __________________ .

11-10-2005, 06:13 AM	#16 (permalink)
Furry Crazy Location: UK	Just how hard did you squeeze that thing anyway? All the ones I've got are made of foam rubber and are practically indestructible... __________________ Furry is the leader of his own cult, the "Furballs of Doom". They sit about chanting "Doom, Doom, Doom". (From a random shot in the dark by SirLance)

11-10-2005, 01:42 PM	#19 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	ooooh my very own paddyjoe toy-- wow, I'm a lucky gal... /must come up with ways to play with my new toy... I couldnt help but notice that my dead stress ball had a label that had washing instructions on it... instructions say to hand wash (check) in mild soap (check) in cool water (check) and dry flat on a towel.. .Umm - it's a ball - how can you expect a ball to be flat? Silly stress ball... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

11-10-2005, 01:46 PM	#20 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Mal... if you want to play with Paddyjoe you are going to have to get clearance from flyman... flyman is a good guy so I am sure he will share his mantoy with you if you ask nicely. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

11-10-2005, 04:14 PM	#24 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Try another kind of stress ball-the high ball! __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

11-10-2005, 02:34 PM	#21 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	rest assured.....there's enough paddyjoe to go around...

11-10-2005, 03:35 PM	#23 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Too much information... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

11-10-2005, 04:16 PM	#25 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Now that's my kind of stress relief. If you're mixing, I'm drinking. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

11-11-2005, 08:19 AM	#27 (permalink)
wolf Ravenous Location: Right Behind You	until you get that hand muscle under control, don't try masturbation. __________________ Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

11-11-2005, 07:35 PM	#28 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Is this gonna be a sticky thread? __________________ Google