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This cant be good... I just picked up my new green stress ball and gave it a good squeeze (my right thumb is still sprained and I thought I had no strength in that hand... ) apparantly I am wrong...


My stress ball just exploded all over my desk... just popped right in my hand...

How do I destress now? suggestions?

You're saying you overstressed your stress ball?

I have an idea of how you can use your hand to destress...

did i mention that the stress ball exploded???

That's a good thing, yes?

I don't have any advice. But you made me laff. :D :D

uhh...



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mal.......you need a tune.

turn it up........you'll be good to go.

*wishes he knew how to embed a tune*

scooby snacks - fun lovin' criminals.


- everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
- any of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of you!

Me and fast got the gats; we’re out to rob a bank.
We got steve outside carrying a full pack.
Now everything’s cool and everything’s smooth. (hey that’s smooth)
I walked up to the teller, I gave her the letter
She gave me the loot with puckered up lips
And a wink that I found cute, and I said,
Baby, baby, baby
(is this some kharmic-chi love thing happening here baby or what.)
By that time fast tapped me with the 9
He said it was time to blow, ya know. so out the door we go.
Back to the ride with steve inside and alive; off we drive
I hurt my lower lumbar, you know we’ll
Never get far, riding around in a stolen
Police car, so we dropped it off and
Piled in a caddy; steve was driving
Because I had to talk to my man about something.

- look, I don’t know anything about any fucking set-up, you can torture me all you want.
- torture you, that’s good, that’s a good idea, I like that one.

Running around robbing banks
All wacked off of scooby snacks! (2x)

I don’t give a fuck about the hell’s
Gate, ain’t punkin’ the crowd and I’m still
Standing up staight.
So, we pull these jobs to make a little money;
No one gets hurt if they don’t act funny.
On the way to the yacht, we almost got caught,
Fast is shooting mailboxes, not knowing
Where the cop is.
They’re at the dunkin donuts, adjacent from
The froman’s whose mailbox fast had just
Exploded. they gave chase, but my man
Steve is an ace; we lost those brothers
With haste. we cast off and along we went
Off bermuda to an island resort we rented.

- sonny, I need you cool, are you cool?
- I am cool.

Running around robbing banks
All wacked off of scooby snacks! (4x)



:thumbsup:

no prob eh?

Squeeze your hand tightly around the neck of your least favorite client. An explosion might be a good thing.

You need a throne of skulls!
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6...%20skulls1.jpg
From there you could rest, stress free...
and preside over others with draconian maleficence.

They will learn to obey one way or another.

Some people are into that kind of stuff.

Hmmm... you should get together with my daughter. She just busted a stress ball... all over my kitchen floor.

Mal, I don't know what a stress ball is, but I do think you should treat your toys with a little more respect.

Eat the gooey stuff inside.

It tastes a bit caramel-ly.

I show you nothing but respect, dear, isn't that enough.. .you wanna be my toy? :D

Just how hard did you squeeze that thing anyway? All the ones I've got are made of foam rubber and are practically indestructible...

this one had a gray sandy substance in it... and I thought I had no hand strength because my sprained thumb makes squeezing painful... apparantly I am stronger than i think I am :)

oh baby!!!

ooooh my very own paddyjoe toy-- wow, I'm a lucky gal... :)

/must come up with ways to play with my new toy... :)



I couldnt help but notice that my dead stress ball had a label that had washing instructions on it... instructions say to hand wash (check) in mild soap (check) in cool water (check) and dry flat on a towel.. .Umm - it's a ball - how can you expect a ball to be flat? Silly stress ball...

Mal... if you want to play with Paddyjoe you are going to have to get clearance from flyman...

flyman is a good guy so I am sure he will share his mantoy with you if you ask nicely.

rest assured.....there's enough paddyjoe to go around... :D

wouldnt want you all tuckered out-- that flyman is a frisky one i hear... :D

Too much information...

Try another kind of stress ball-the high ball! :thumbsup:
http://www.drinkstreet.com/pics/drin...h-highball.jpg

Now that's my kind of stress relief.

If you're mixing, I'm drinking.

you know it baby!!!!!


you can have joe eh mal.......i'm fuckin' bored with him anyways.

he can dish it out but,he can't take it.

*fuckin' whinner he is*






:D

until you get that hand muscle under control, don't try masturbation.

Is this gonna be a sticky thread? :D