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djflish

10-30-2005 12:05 PM

Jessica Alba. Completely naked. Oh Yes!

Check it!

http://sheendigital.com/alba/

Happy Halloween! :lol: :thumbsup:

bparker805

10-30-2005 12:36 PM

Damn she's HOT!!!

Ilow	10-30-2005 12:55 PM

you're an idiot.

Marvelous Marv

10-30-2005 01:57 PM

I had to change my pants after seeing that pic.

MovieNut

10-30-2005 02:01 PM

Dude! That was obnoxious! oh, to think, of all the unkind things I could say, if this wasn't a polite and well-modded community. I'll have to resort to unloading a barage of Carsonisms on your witless wit:

May a love-starved fruit-fly molest your sister's nectarines.
May a diseased yak squat in your hot tub.
May you get your first French kiss from a diseased camel.
May a desert weirdo lower his figs into your mother's soup.
May the Shah of Iran seek refuge under your sister's skirt.
May your prize bull hate cows.
May a crazy holy man set fire to your nose hair.
May your only daughter take up with a yak of another faith.
May a crazed lizard unravel your underwear.
May your Perrie water be secretly bottled in Tijuana.
May a desert nomad do a desert no-no to your sister.
May a diseased Holy man soil your shelf paper.
May a weird holy man with a rash play with your face.
May a queasy camel freshen up your mother's evening bath.
May your platform shoes fail you in a camel pasture.
May a sick yak leave a gift in your sock drawer.
May Orca the Whale relieve himself on your carpet.
May a camel with a weak kidney condition find your Hope Chest.
May a weird Holy man use a Black & Decker tool on your only sister.
May the winds of the Sahara blow a scorpion up your sister's caftan.
May a nearsighted sand flea suck syrup off your short stack.

Liquor Dealer

10-30-2005 02:04 PM

She looks better in the second picture than she does in the first! No starz for this one dude!!!

Wyckd

10-30-2005 02:24 PM

this is the most stupidest post ever and i request this be locked or removed or something..

and may the OP get slapped arounda bit with a large trout.

doncalypso

10-30-2005 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MovieNut

May a love-starved fruit-fly molest your sister's nectarines.
May a diseased yak squat in your hot tub.
May you get your first French kiss from a diseased camel.
May a desert weirdo lower his figs into your mother's soup.
May the Shah of Iran seek refuge under your sister's skirt.
May your prize bull hate cows.
May a crazy holy man set fire to your nose hair.
May your only daughter take up with a yak of another faith.
May a crazed lizard unravel your underwear.
May your Perrie water be secretly bottled in Tijuana.
May a desert nomad do a desert no-no to your sister.
May a diseased Holy man soil your shelf paper.
May a weird holy man with a rash play with your face.
May a queasy camel freshen up your mother's evening bath.
May your platform shoes fail you in a camel pasture.
May a sick yak leave a gift in your sock drawer.
May Orca the Whale relieve himself on your carpet.
May a camel with a weak kidney condition find your Hope Chest.
May a weird Holy man use a Black & Decker tool on your only sister.
May the winds of the Sahara blow a scorpion up your sister's caftan.
May a nearsighted sand flea suck syrup off your short stack.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

paddyjoe

10-30-2005 03:54 PM

i'd hit 'em both.... :D

Hardknock

10-30-2005 04:31 PM

You fucker....

tec-9-7

10-30-2005 05:44 PM

Oh yea!

Fucker.

5757	10-30-2005 06:25 PM

You little shit!! My volume was up all the way! :lol:

skier

10-30-2005 06:43 PM

Damnit! Jessica Alba, my only weakness! and you exploited it like some sort of evil villan

feelgood

10-30-2005 06:58 PM

Bastard...don't ever do that to someone who's stoned...

powerclown

10-30-2005 07:01 PM

My (formerly sleeping in my lap) cat tore my legs to ribbons running for his life.
Not one of the more pleasant intarweb experiences in my life I must say.
Do not pass GO do not collect 200.

Sweetpea

10-30-2005 07:20 PM

gosh darn it... that's a cheap trick... but i clicked on it anyway... in the hopes of... well.... the breasts of jessica Alba should have their own kingdom with subjects to worship them ;)

Sweetpea

Coppertop

10-30-2005 07:23 PM

This kind of gag is still around? Sigh...

optik_nerve

10-30-2005 07:23 PM

lmfao.

I minimized the screen while it was loading...so I just heard the fucking loud noise.

Nice try. I win.

Frozen North

10-30-2005 07:35 PM

C'mon people, what would you expect from something posted here instead of the Titty Board?

analog

10-30-2005 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frozen North

C'mon people, what would you expect from something posted here instead of the Titty Board?

Good point, but still. That sound was SO LOUD.

dlish

10-30-2005 10:46 PM

my sis is so gonna freak out when i send her that link..thanks guys :D

venom60

10-31-2005 12:18 AM

that is awsome !!!!

Johnny Pyro

10-31-2005 02:50 AM

Ahhhhhh.....*Changes pants*

theguyondacouch

10-31-2005 03:05 AM

How fucking dare you. That's a terrible thing to see this early.

Fly	10-31-2005 04:26 AM

BASTARD

...................

maleficent

10-31-2005 04:27 AM

/me falls off chair laughing hysterically...

Redlemon

10-31-2005 08:16 AM

Hey, doez any1 have a mirror? Pix don't load all the way...

/surfs with the speakers off :lol:

Furry

10-31-2005 08:44 AM

Damnit, how did I fall for that?

More importantly, how does one get hot chocolate off a cowskin rug?

Still.... hehehe....

liquidlight

10-31-2005 09:14 AM

LMAO damn I'm glad I read the posts before clicking the link. . . holy shit that was foul though. . .

vanblah

10-31-2005 10:06 AM

Isn't that Amanda Bearce from "Fright Night"? AKA Marcy D'Arcy from "Married ... with Children". She was hot when they dressed her up as the vampire chick.

jujueye

10-31-2005 10:39 PM

Well, we can certainly tell who jumped like a girlie when they saw all of Jessica.

itch vaccine

10-31-2005 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by optik_nerve

lmfao.

I minimized the screen while it was loading...so I just heard the fucking loud noise.

Nice try. I win.

Haha, I was in warcraft3 when it loaded. :)

bernadette

11-03-2005 11:26 AM

i don't know why i clicked this thread.
but gawds, i have to say that was HOT!

*wanders off to change pants*

dlish

11-05-2005 12:47 PM

bernadette..at least u had pants on :D lol

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