redneck survival kit
 

hurricane survival kit...


Toilet Paper.........................................check

Bud Light..............................................check

Keystone Ice........................................check

Budweiser............................................check

Red Dog...............................................check

Misc. other bottles of alcohol............check

Piece of old door to float your Sweetie and booze on.............check

Next time let's all be more prepared. (See attached picture)

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More reason why everyone should be required to own a canoe. And what are those things on the front right of the door?

looks like mustard and maybe a bag of carrots/tangerines/something orange to me. . .

"Now Billy-Wayne, you stop that dang wavin'! Those whirlybird po-leec jes wan our beer!"

Ah now I see it.

this amused me even more considering the signature...

Ya'll got something agin haulin' yer stweetie on a door fulla beer? They's gonna sex it up on the door when the water goes down. It will fondly be remembered as the door what planted Bubba jr in her belly.

Funny you should choose that name...an ex's name is Billy-Wayne and lives in GA...but he's handsome compared to that bozo....but I don't think he's waving..I think he's the local preacher and he's blessing all those who come to the altar of BettySue....

I figured he was swattin' flies or giving his eyes something ter foller.