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Nancy · 10-20-2005, 03:04 AM

....*screams*

Fly · 10-20-2005, 04:05 AM

you chicken shit you.........

maleficent · 10-20-2005, 04:33 AM

/me jumps....

Nancy · 10-20-2005, 04:44 AM

*headbangs*

ShaniFaye · 10-20-2005, 04:56 AM

you scared the clothes right off my body!!!

Astrocloud · 10-20-2005, 05:48 AM

*touches self*

Redlemon · 10-20-2005, 06:38 AM

/stares at Nancy's * ... nice

World's King · 10-20-2005, 06:46 AM

Anyone seen my shirt?

Nancy · 10-20-2005, 07:34 AM

...*blushes and pulls her pants back up*

Fremen · 10-20-2005, 10:22 AM

Wait! Was that a dump??

Charlatan · 10-20-2005, 12:42 PM

Fremen... stop looking at your room... you should have been looking at Nancy's screaming *

uncle phil · 10-20-2005, 01:19 PM

we're not worthy...we're not worthy...

Zephyr66 · 10-20-2005, 04:19 PM

*wishes Nancy would scream and get naked again...*
*seems to have missed it the first time.*

Nancy · 10-20-2005, 10:32 PM

*pulls down pants and shakes that thing*

Fly · 10-21-2005, 03:47 AM

it's all about the ass...........

Nancy · 10-21-2005, 03:54 AM

*nods in an approvingly manner*

JumpinJesus · 10-21-2005, 04:19 AM

*shakes his laffy taffy*

maleficent · 10-21-2005, 04:32 AM

*takes pictures of JJ's Taffy and doesn't Laffy*

Nancy · 10-21-2005, 04:36 AM

*wonders what a taffy and a laffy is*

tecoyah · 10-21-2005, 04:56 AM

*hires Nancy 'cause shes Daffy*

Nancy · 10-21-2005, 05:00 AM

*wonders whether she should take that as a compliment or not*

MageB420666 · 10-21-2005, 05:14 AM

*wanders in for a peak, because Nancy is hot*

(plus I have no idea what was meant by the solitary *)

Nancy · 10-21-2005, 05:16 AM

*realizes that perhaps the purpose of this thread would've been more obvious had she put two *s in the title instead*

MageB420666 · 10-21-2005, 05:17 AM

*slaps my hand to my forehead in realization*

Poppinjay · 10-21-2005, 05:21 AM

*puts together a box of laffy taffy, chick-a-stix, grits, bosco, ovaltine, sanka, vernors, and rice-a-roni so Nancy can turly understand American cuisine*

Nancy · 10-21-2005, 05:35 AM

*doesn't know any of the above cuisine*

MageB420666 · 10-21-2005, 10:32 AM

*shakes head, now feeling sad that Nancy has never known the absolute bliss that is a mouthful of Rice-A-Roni*

Munku · 10-21-2005, 12:39 PM

Wow, everyone's screaming and I haven't even posted yet.. Wonder what all the fuss is about!

SaltPork · 10-21-2005, 01:37 PM

*pauses briefly to ruminate over the thread then shrugs and heads off to the fridge for a beer. Noticing how full the fridge is of delightful amber elixir, everyone is quickly furnished with said beverage and we set to wait*

World's King · 10-21-2005, 01:57 PM

*finds his shirt under Nacny's bed*

JumpinJesus · 10-21-2005, 02:07 PM

*Informs everyone that shaking one's laffy taffy can also be understood to mean the same thing as when the Beastie Boys sang, "Shake your rump-ah."*

Déjàvu · 10-21-2005, 02:12 PM

*has lived this beforehand

Fly · 10-21-2005, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SaltPork

*pauses briefly to ruminate over the thread then shrugs and heads off to the fridge for a beer. Noticing how full the fridge is of delightful amber elixir, everyone is quickly furnished with said beverage and we set to wait*

*after indulging on previous said beverages,slowly starting to understand thread*

*and also realizes.............it still is,.......all about the ass.*

MageB420666 · 10-21-2005, 07:52 PM

*shakes my ass in the air like I just don't care, and all of civilization proceeds to collapse*

leftyderek · 10-21-2005, 11:15 PM

*Came in to have a look, saw the Boogie man avatar, being such a kid, got scared and ran away*

Nancy · 10-22-2005, 03:36 AM

*thanks jumpinjesus for clearing that up*

Nancy · 10-22-2005, 03:37 AM

*asks The King if he's willing to give away his shirt*

Nancy · 10-23-2005, 05:17 AM

*gets ready to make some pølsehorn*

ScottKuma · 10-23-2005, 05:20 AM

*needs to ruminate*

Charlatan · 10-23-2005, 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JumpinJesus

*Informs everyone that shaking one's laffy taffy can also be understood to mean the same thing as when the Beastie Boys sang, "Shake your rump-ah."*

More cowbell!

10-20-2005, 03:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	* ....screams __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

10-20-2005, 04:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	you chicken shit you......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-20-2005, 04:33 AM	#3 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	/me jumps.... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

10-20-2005, 04:44 AM	#4 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	headbangs __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

10-20-2005, 04:56 AM	#5 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	you scared the clothes right off my body!!! __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

10-20-2005, 05:48 AM	#6 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	touches self

10-20-2005, 06:38 AM	#7 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	/stares at Nancy's * ... nice __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

10-20-2005, 06:46 AM	#8 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Anyone seen my shirt? __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

10-20-2005, 07:34 AM	#9 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	...blushes and pulls her pants back up __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

10-20-2005, 10:22 AM	#10 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Wait! Was that a dump?? __________________ Google

10-20-2005, 12:42 PM	#11 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Fremen... stop looking at your room... you should have been looking at Nancy's screaming * __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

10-20-2005, 01:19 PM	#12 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	we're not worthy...we're not worthy... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-20-2005, 04:19 PM	#13 (permalink)
Zephyr66 My custom title's the shit! Location: Canada	wishes Nancy would scream and get naked again... seems to have missed it the first time. Last edited by Zephyr66; 10-24-2005 at 02:45 PM..

10-20-2005, 10:32 PM	#14 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	pulls down pants and shakes that thing __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

10-21-2005, 03:47 AM	#15 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	it's all about the ass........... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-21-2005, 04:56 AM	#20 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	hires Nancy 'cause shes Daffy __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

10-21-2005, 03:54 AM	#16 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	nods in an approvingly manner __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

10-21-2005, 04:19 AM	#17 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	shakes his laffy taffy __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

10-21-2005, 04:32 AM	#18 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	takes pictures of JJ's Taffy and doesn't Laffy __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

10-21-2005, 04:36 AM	#19 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	wonders what a taffy and a laffy is __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

10-21-2005, 05:00 AM	#21 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	wonders whether she should take that as a compliment or not __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

10-21-2005, 05:14 AM	#22 (permalink)
MageB420666 <Insert wise statement here> Location: Hell if I know	wanders in for a peak, because Nancy is hot (plus I have no idea what was meant by the solitary *) __________________ Apathy: The best outlook this side of I don't give a damn.

10-21-2005, 05:16 AM	#23 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	realizes that perhaps the purpose of this thread would've been more obvious had she put two s in the title instead* __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

10-21-2005, 05:17 AM	#24 (permalink)
MageB420666 <Insert wise statement here> Location: Hell if I know	slaps my hand to my forehead in realization __________________ Apathy: The best outlook this side of I don't give a damn.

10-21-2005, 05:21 AM	#25 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	puts together a box of laffy taffy, chick-a-stix, grits, bosco, ovaltine, sanka, vernors, and rice-a-roni so Nancy can turly understand American cuisine __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-21-2005, 05:35 AM	#26 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	doesn't know any of the above cuisine __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

10-21-2005, 10:32 AM	#27 (permalink)
MageB420666 <Insert wise statement here> Location: Hell if I know	shakes head, now feeling sad that Nancy has never known the absolute bliss that is a mouthful of Rice-A-Roni __________________ Apathy: The best outlook this side of I don't give a damn.

10-21-2005, 12:39 PM	#28 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Wow, everyone's screaming and I haven't even posted yet.. Wonder what all the fuss is about!

10-21-2005, 01:37 PM	#29 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	pauses briefly to ruminate over the thread then shrugs and heads off to the fridge for a beer. Noticing how full the fridge is of delightful amber elixir, everyone is quickly furnished with said beverage and we set to wait __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

10-21-2005, 01:57 PM	#30 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	finds his shirt under Nacny's bed __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

10-21-2005, 02:07 PM	#31 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Informs everyone that shaking one's laffy taffy can also be understood to mean the same thing as when the Beastie Boys sang, "Shake your rump-ah." __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

10-21-2005, 02:12 PM	#32 (permalink)
Déjàvu Upright	*has lived this beforehand

10-21-2005, 07:52 PM	#34 (permalink)
MageB420666 <Insert wise statement here> Location: Hell if I know	shakes my ass in the air like I just don't care, and all of civilization proceeds to collapse __________________ Apathy: The best outlook this side of I don't give a damn.

10-21-2005, 11:15 PM	#35 (permalink)
leftyderek Crazy Location: Currently Canada. I have been in Norway in the last two years, and in Hong Kong before Norway.	Came in to have a look, saw the Boogie man avatar, being such a kid, got scared and ran away __________________ -Imagine how beautiful the world would be if we could only do things for the first-and-last time. Imagine this is the last time you would ever be able to imagine. Imagine that. -Die Lust der Zerstörung ist gleichzeitig eine schaffende Lust. -...and god said Lx1,go! and there was light...

10-22-2005, 03:36 AM	#36 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	thanks jumpinjesus for clearing that up __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

10-22-2005, 03:37 AM	#37 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	asks The King if he's willing to give away his shirt __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.