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Old 10-10-2005, 06:40 AM   #1 (permalink)
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OI emotionally unstable females

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Old 10-10-2005, 07:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 10-10-2005, 07:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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trying to start a support group?

wtf
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Old 10-11-2005, 03:36 AM   #4 (permalink)
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i'm in.........
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Old 10-11-2005, 03:55 AM   #5 (permalink)
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i'm in.........


dude..........he said unstable females............not shemales.

go find another group eh



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Old 10-11-2005, 04:01 AM   #6 (permalink)
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if you put 2 unstable females in a room together, wouldnt that potentially make one stable female?


If you have a support group for unstable females... thereby making them stable... the chances of a lot of fellas to get laid will be reduced dramatically... becareful what you are starting here...
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Old 10-11-2005, 11:35 AM   #7 (permalink)
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"Emotionally unstable" females? Is there any other kind?
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Old 10-11-2005, 03:56 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 10-11-2005, 04:12 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 10-12-2005, 06:42 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I will hunt you down to the ends of the earth and show you who's unstable you no good *&%#$&^&)))(&%#@@%^##_+)) THERE.... I feel so much better now.... LMAO!!!
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Old 10-12-2005, 11:33 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Hi! It's goin really well!! Sort of. I feel a little crazy though. I kind of want to kill you. (yeah you, the person reading this)
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Old 10-13-2005, 07:48 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 10-13-2005, 07:56 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I knew an unstable woman with a wooden leg named Eileen.

I can't remember the name of her other leg...





I need to stop watching Mary Poppins...
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Old 10-13-2005, 08:34 AM   #14 (permalink)
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It was Peg.....
I know this because a friend of mine had an affair with her....one night in a frantic moment of bliss, he kind of missed in his aim and got







Cum on Eileen.......
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Old 10-13-2005, 08:47 AM   #15 (permalink)
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oh god... please kill me now...
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Old 10-13-2005, 09:03 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Guess I deserve a for that one
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Old 10-13-2005, 12:09 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Roosterville, NC: The body of an area woman was found earlier today in a pumpkin patch. Investigators believe she'd been gourd.
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Old 10-13-2005, 02:59 PM   #18 (permalink)
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bob...wasn't he the guy with no body, stuck in the full sink?
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Old 10-13-2005, 05:26 PM   #19 (permalink)
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No you are thinking of phil... the guy with no arms and no legs stuck in a ditch.
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Old 10-13-2005, 05:34 PM   #20 (permalink)
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no, no...that would be mat...no arms, no legs, lies in front of the door...
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Old 10-13-2005, 06:01 PM   #21 (permalink)
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no... THAT guy is Art... he was last seen hanging around the gallery...
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Old 10-13-2005, 06:14 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Hey! They told me there were Spider-Man collectibles in here. This isn't another intervention, is it?

Where are the cupcakes. My invitation also said there'd be cupcakes.

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Old 10-13-2005, 06:19 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Oh, you must mean the Hostess...yes, she has some very Tasty Cakes, cupcakes and pies
She's over there with the grill man, Bernie....
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Old 10-13-2005, 06:39 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by maleficent
if you put 2 unstable females in a room together, wouldnt that potentially make one stable female?


If you have a support group for unstable females... thereby making them stable... the chances of a lot of fellas to get laid will be reduced dramatically... becareful what you are starting here...
That's quite a telling statement! O_O
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Old 10-14-2005, 03:43 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Hey! They told me there were Spider-Man collectibles in here. This isn't another intervention, is it?

Where are the cupcakes. My invitation also said there'd be cupcakes.

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Ol' Spidey was supposed to be here, but he's ashamed to be seen in public lately:



too many cupcakes......
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Old 10-14-2005, 03:52 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Spidey's suit is bulging in all the wrong places...

Wait! Oh my God! Is that a self-portrait Joe?
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Old 10-14-2005, 05:29 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Oh.
My.
Gawd.
And they call women unstable......
So that's what they mean by 'just hanging out'.....
My spidey sense tells me that man is cold.
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Old 10-14-2005, 07:00 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Don't worry PaddyJoe is plenty stable (if just a little tiny).
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Old 10-14-2005, 10:29 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Curiously enough, that's not at all dissimilar to what happened the last time a man lured me to his place with the promise of Spider-Man and cupcakes.

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Old 10-14-2005, 03:18 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 10-14-2005, 05:04 PM   #31 (permalink)
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might be thugar altho i didn't know you could get thtuff on a thigh
alwayth thought a thigh wath a thound
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Old 10-17-2005, 06:44 PM   #32 (permalink)
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if you put 2 unstable females in a room together, wouldnt that potentially make one stable female?
Three women together (and only three) make one stable woman. That's why women go potty in groups of three.
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Old 10-17-2005, 06:47 PM   #33 (permalink)
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No you are thinking of phil... the guy with no arms and no legs stuck in a ditch.
But, if the ditch was full of leaves, that would be Russell
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Old 10-19-2005, 03:08 PM   #34 (permalink)
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/me guesses matt or bob don't fit in here...
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Old 10-19-2005, 03:15 PM   #35 (permalink)
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what about that fucker Jack???

you know..... the thief who is now in my trunk!!!


.....the bastard.
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Old 10-19-2005, 04:05 PM   #36 (permalink)
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what about that fucker Jack???

you know..... the thief who is now in my trunk!!!


.....the bastard.
that ain't jack shit, is it?
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Old 10-19-2005, 07:25 PM   #37 (permalink)
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"Emotionally unstable" females? Is there any other kind?
My apologies to the ladies. I forgot about comas.
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