Dee's Assorted Nuts Are Cleavage Filtered and come in a nut sack
 

Yes my friends what I am saying is true. Dee's assorted nuts ARE Cleavage Filtered and come in a nut sack.

I heard the following interview on the radio today (i believe that it was a re-broadcast):
http://www.deesassortednuts.com/MenzRadio.mp3

***Edit they cut out all the awesome puns. I am going to try to find the interview on Menz.

This is an hysterical interview. Full of a ton of puns around cleavage and nuts.
Really funny.
(I don't work for this company)


How does one explain the purchase of these nuts to their wives.
<i>"Honey, I swear, they are much healthier since they have been filtered"</i>

<i>"I promise, they don't really mean anything to me, it is purely platonic nut eating"</i>

<i>"I am telling you, I get them only for the articles"</i>


***Edit: This is the girl in the interview
http://www.deesassortednuts.com/easypoll/images/3.jpg

Here is the full interview on Menz:
http://www.menz.com/radioframes/mapl...805Track03.mp3