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Old 09-15-2005, 06:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Funniest Man/woman on TFP??????

While everyone is funny in their own right, and all that PC bs, who is the funniest person on tfp IYO...?
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Old 09-15-2005, 06:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-15-2005, 06:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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No, it's me. Even serious, I make everyone laugh. Stupidity wins!!!
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Old 09-15-2005, 06:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Bones.

Well, he was.

Same with AIR45
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Old 09-15-2005, 07:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Bones.
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a comedian!"

/Star Trek humour

I don't pay enough attention to nominate someone. I like BigBen's DND thread, so I'll put his name up here.
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Old 09-15-2005, 07:18 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I nominate Clavus for his excellently told stories.
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Old 09-15-2005, 07:55 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Clavus, hands down.
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Old 09-15-2005, 07:55 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Air45 cracked me up every time I read his posts.
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Old 09-15-2005, 08:21 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Ditto on clavus. His humor is top notch. If you have any doubts...check out his profile and visit his website. I'm just pissed his doesn't have to update it daily!
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Old 09-15-2005, 08:31 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Tophat665 has my respect.
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Old 09-15-2005, 08:51 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Intentionally?

Clavus and Ustwo.

Unintentionally?

Host.
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Old 09-15-2005, 08:54 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Giant Hamburger, buns over beef.
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Old 09-15-2005, 08:59 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I do indeed love clavus's stories, however I do believe he comes in second to the legacy that was Bones.
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Old 09-15-2005, 09:04 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Brewmaniac for those of you who actually do venture in the humour forum...
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Old 09-15-2005, 09:19 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Air45, with Clavus in close second
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Old 09-15-2005, 10:48 PM   #16 (permalink)
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well... I know it's not me.

Worlds King is a pretty funny guy.
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Old 09-16-2005, 02:43 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2005, 02:51 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2005, 03:14 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Who is/was bones?
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Old 09-16-2005, 03:58 AM   #20 (permalink)
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GH without a doubt.
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Old 09-16-2005, 04:28 AM   #21 (permalink)
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHH!!!!!

THIS FORUM IS NOT ABOUT POPULARITY CONTESTS!!!!

THEREFORE THIS THREAD SHOULD NOT EVEN EXIST!!!!

WE MUST NOT ABDICATE FROM THE PURE AND TRUE AIM OF TFP.

(See my suggestion in Tilted Suggestions, and the replies)
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Old 09-16-2005, 04:47 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Giant Hamburger is the man (or burger as the case may be).


Then again, being an immortal being he has a bun up on eveyone else...

Beyond that, all the regulars in Nonsense... Up with Nonsense!
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Old 09-16-2005, 05:30 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Clavus, hands down.

...it's not a competition, why can't we have a little fun?
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Old 09-16-2005, 05:35 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Maleficent gets my vote
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Old 09-16-2005, 05:38 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Too many funny people!

Clavus
Bones (god rest his calcium-laden soul)
Maleficent
Giant Hamburger
and Many Many Others

I'm pretty damn funny, but only if looks count.
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Old 09-16-2005, 06:12 AM   #26 (permalink)
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHH!!!!!

THIS FORUM IS NOT ABOUT POPULARITY CONTESTS!!!!

THEREFORE THIS THREAD SHOULD NOT EVEN EXIST!!!!

WE MUST NOT ABDICATE FROM THE PURE AND TRUE AIM OF TFP.

(See my suggestion in Tilted Suggestions, and the replies)
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showpos...46&postcount=2
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showpos...63&postcount=3
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showpos...87&postcount=9
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showpos...0&postcount=31

You got 4 mods posting in there and not one of them disagree with the suggestion, plus tecoyah support it, so what's the problem?
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Old 09-16-2005, 06:37 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Host.
That's who came to my mind.
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Old 09-16-2005, 07:18 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2005, 07:37 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Air45 cracked me up every time I read his posts.
<a href="http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?p=1891945#post1891945">Guess</a> <a href="http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?p=1891943#post1891943">who's</a> <a href="http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?p=1891942#post1891942">back!</a>
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Old 09-16-2005, 08:34 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I'm not gonna pick any one person over the other, just list a few that keep me giggling like an idjit.

flyman, paddyjoe, uncle phil, Tophat665, Clavus, Maleficent, Giant Hamburger, bundy, Nancy, Charlatan, Air45, Munku, marcopolo, Splck, bernadette, Meridae'n, vermin, cellophanedeity, and KWSN.
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Old 09-16-2005, 08:47 AM   #31 (permalink)
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clavus all the way.
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Old 09-16-2005, 08:54 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Actually, they ALL disagree with the suggestion. What thread are you reading? They all say it would be a popularity contest, and it's not something that we want on the TFP.

See "Which TFPer would you like to see naked?" and "Post yer Puss-ee"




Oh, and Clavus and BigBen... no question.

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Old 09-16-2005, 09:00 AM   #33 (permalink)
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I'm not gonna pick any one person over the other, just list a few that keep me giggling like an idjit.

flyman, paddyjoe, uncle phil, Tophat665, Clavus, Maleficent, Giant Hamburger, bundy, Nancy, Charlatan, Air45, Munku, marcopolo, Splck, bernadette, Meridae'n, vermin, cellophanedeity, and KWSN.
Me?

I've never considered myself funny...

The stories that Clavus tells are awesomely funny, and I love Maleficent's sense of humor. I don't know if that makes them the funniest people on the forums, but I do enjoy their posts. (among others of course, I just can't think of them right now!)
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:05 AM   #34 (permalink)
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I say Clavus. I try to be funny but when I do, I am almost always ignored. That tells me that I must not be funny at all. I will have to accept this and move on.
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:10 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Anyone who doesn't say Clavus has never read his story about locking himself out of the house naked. Or the one about him drinking from the cup the toilet brush sits in.

Both are funny incidents in their own right, but the way he told them made me laugh out load, very hard.

He wins hands down in my book.
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:29 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Clavus.

And in order to fill up the 10 character minimum required to post, may I take this opportunity to say that I am wearing women's underwear right now. Well, technically it is unisex underwear, but I like to pretend they are women's.
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:39 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Definitely Clavus for threads on TFP.

For IRC, however, it's different. I don't really hang out there but I hear tales of crazy stuff that goes on with Tecoyah, Mal, ng, and whoever happens to be on at the time.
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:52 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Shanifaye and Bobby!

Everyone has humor and is funny in their own right... but these two always have some funny quip to just about everything

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Old 09-16-2005, 12:37 PM   #39 (permalink)
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clavus, GH, and BigBen are my picks.

women's underwear...ha...
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Old 09-16-2005, 01:04 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Worlds King. Definitely. - see this is what I'm doing just thinking about him!
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