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Old 09-14-2005, 07:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Yahoo: U.S. President George W. Bush writes a note...

Can anyone believe this idiot represents our country?

It's real folks. Not photoshopped.

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Old 09-14-2005, 07:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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What is the point of this thread? I honestly don't get it. Is he an idiot because he is right-handed? Or because he writes with a pencil instead of a pen? Or is he an idiot because he's human and has to piss from time to time?
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Old 09-14-2005, 08:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I think the point is that he is the president of the U.S.A. and he should know how to hold it by now. When I was in grade 5 and ask the teacher if I could go to the washroom, she'd reply: "you're responsible enough now to go when you need to without asking permission."

Besides, he shouldn't have to ask Condy if it's possible. Shouldn't he know whether it's appropriate or not by himself?

All things said...perhaps this belongs in Tilted Humour or Nonsense?
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Old 09-14-2005, 08:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Did you even read the note he is writing to Condi during the UN meeting?

"I think I
MAY NEED
A BATHROOM
break?
Is this possible"



It's pretty embarrassing if you ask me.
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Old 09-14-2005, 08:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 09-14-2005, 08:24 PM   #6 (permalink)
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moved to nonsense.
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Old 09-14-2005, 08:26 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I may be missing something, but I also don't understand what the big deal is with this note? Don't get me wrong, I'm no George Bush fan. I'm not even American. Regardless, he's at an international meeting (a UN conference) with dozens of diplomats. He really has to take a piss. He asks his staff member in charge of diplomacy whether it's appropriate or not to leave in a UN conference to take a piss. He's trying not to offend anyone by leaving, and asking the expert what the etiquette is.

Good for him.
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Old 09-15-2005, 03:56 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Well Condi *is* his secretary... she take care of him when Laura isn't around.

...and Condi looks better in a dress than Colin did.
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:27 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Well Condi *is* his secretary... she take care of him when Laura isn't around.

...and Condi looks better in a dress than Colin did.
And don't forget her famous slip of the tongue...
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A pressing issue of dinner-party etiquette is vexing Washington, according to a story now making the D.C. rounds: How should you react when your guest, in this case national-security adviser Condoleezza Rice, makes a poignant faux pas? At a recent dinner party hosted by New York Times D.C. bureau chief Philip Taubman and his wife, Times reporter Felicity Barringer, and attended by Arthur Sulzberger Jr., Maureen Dowd, Steven Weisman, and Elisabeth Bumiller, Rice was reportedly overheard saying, “As I was telling my husb—” and then stopping herself abruptly, before saying, “As I was telling President Bush.” Jaws dropped, but a guest says the slip by the unmarried politician, who spends weekends with the president and his wife, seemed more psychologically telling than incriminating. Nobody thinks Bush and Rice are actually an item. A National Security Council spokesman laughed and said, “No comment.”
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Old 09-15-2005, 06:29 PM   #10 (permalink)
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The prez needs a potty break

We've all seen the pictures of President Bush writing a note to Condoleeza Rice stating that he needs to use the restroom.
Picture at Yahoo
Other than the obvious "slow news day?" questions, you've got to wonder if the president shouldn't have a code word for this. Hell he has a code word for everything else.

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to come up with a code phrase for the president when he needs to use the washroom.
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Old 09-15-2005, 06:30 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Air Force One needs to drop the big one.

Can we fly lower, I believe this is a blue state.
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Old 09-15-2005, 07:01 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I think that in light of WMDs and MREs which the president so loves to use, another 3 letter acronym is in order for this. Maybe GGB (gotta go bathroom) or BB1 (bathroom break 1) for #1 and BB2 for #2?
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Old 09-16-2005, 05:04 AM   #13 (permalink)
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It would be the icing on the cake if Rice and Bush were having an affair, but I think it's more likely that Bush and John Roberts are having an affair, he's much further up Bush's ass.
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Old 09-16-2005, 05:28 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Condi has some pro football boyfriend, though I'd take her of Laura anyday. But then I'd also take either oh his two daughters over any of them.

I despise Bush, but I don't slam him on this note. Hell, maybe if his dad had written a note, he would have ralphed in the toilet instead of on the Emporor of Japan.

If I were in the position, I would have done the same thing, but would edited out the bathroom part. TMI.
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Old 09-16-2005, 05:29 AM   #15 (permalink)
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That's a funny slip of the tongue...

The odd part is that she is single. I could see if she was married. I will say "my wife" when referring to a colleague because I say, "my wife" all the time. But to not have that phrase at the tip of your tongue and then to just let it slip... it's just odd.
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Old 09-16-2005, 08:59 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Dupe thread to Tilted Forum Project - Yahoo: U.S. President George W. Bush writes a note...
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Old 09-16-2005, 02:44 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I just think it shows where our country really is at right now; our president is asking his underling for permission to do something. It's not really a "George Bush is an idiot" picture, but more of an "open your eyes and see what's really going on" picture. Read between the lions.
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Old 09-20-2005, 07:42 PM   #18 (permalink)
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What is the point of this thread? I honestly don't get it. Is he an idiot because he is right-handed? Or because he writes with a pencil instead of a pen? Or is he an idiot because he's human and has to piss from time to time?
Yes. because he's right-handed.

And yes. I am left-handed and think it's time for us lefties to stand up and discriminate you right-handers back.

Neh. Don't really see the point of this thread honestly.
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Old 09-20-2005, 07:44 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 10-04-2005, 04:15 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Air Force One needs to drop the big one.

Can we fly lower, I believe this is a blue state.

Hahahaha. Nice.
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Old 10-11-2005, 11:49 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to come up with a code phrase for the president when he needs to use the washroom.
"Georgie go pee-pee now?"
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