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Old 09-11-2005, 07:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Hungry?

Dinner's on me then

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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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Old 09-11-2005, 07:57 AM   #2 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Mmm-mmm, delicious red-exes for dinner.
Where's the ketchup?
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Old 09-11-2005, 07:58 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Great...where are we going?
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Old 09-11-2005, 08:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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dinners on you eh? that would be nice
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Old 09-11-2005, 08:08 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Wait that isn't an egg... ewwww.
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Old 09-11-2005, 08:29 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Dinner's on me then



no pic for me neither......but...


dinner on you would be sweet.........i'll take that offer.



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Old 09-11-2005, 08:44 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I take it you've got the munchies, Flyman??
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Old 09-11-2005, 08:59 AM   #8 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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Oooo....maybe we can start by smearing a little peanut butter here and there...........
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Old 09-11-2005, 09:28 AM   #9 (permalink)
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It is a picture of a hairy beige egg. Looks pretty nasty.
Just copy the URL of the image and paste in a new window.
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Old 09-11-2005, 09:49 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I take it you've got the munchies, Flyman??

dude........dinner on Nancy?

man i don't need the munchies for that.


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Old 09-11-2005, 10:36 AM   #11 (permalink)
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It is a picture of a hairy beige egg. Looks pretty nasty.
Just copy the URL of the image and paste in a new window.
I see nothing. Just text and a smiley. Can I bring a camera?
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Old 09-11-2005, 10:52 AM   #12 (permalink)
loving the curves
 
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looks like a giant testical in a designer cup - and if that is already on Nancy then I will tighten my belt and maybe even have a couple of shots of scotch to clear my mind
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Old 09-11-2005, 05:08 PM   #13 (permalink)
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fuckin' eh kramus.....scotch it is!!!!




*nasty shit that scotch*
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Old 09-14-2005, 12:15 PM   #14 (permalink)
 
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It is a picture of a hairy beige egg. Looks pretty nasty.
Just copy the URL of the image and paste in a new window.
Too lazy
(right now anyway)
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:49 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Dinner's on me then

Moving the unlinkable image over to Photobucket....


Um... I don't eat eggs. I'll be more than glad to put it on you, however.
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Old 09-15-2005, 06:54 PM   #16 (permalink)
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damn...............



fucking horrid shot that is.




thanks for that Redlemon
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Old 09-16-2005, 03:18 AM   #17 (permalink)
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mmm... testicles for breakfasticles.
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Old 09-18-2005, 01:36 AM   #18 (permalink)
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What the...? The "on me" part wasn't meant literally people!

Oh well, since you've all twised my words anyway.....





























































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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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Old 09-18-2005, 03:19 AM   #19 (permalink)
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i think the non-egg eaters will change their mind pretty quickly and chow down on eggs
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Old 09-18-2005, 04:05 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Breakfast on Nancy.......priceless

Breakfast on Nancy with that pre-poached testicle really concerns
me. Deep down in the brain someone is very anrgy at someone they
used to play with!

Mine just sucked up deep into my abdomen for protection!
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Old 09-18-2005, 04:17 AM   #21 (permalink)
Hey Now!
 
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I Love EGGS!
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Old 09-18-2005, 06:38 AM   #22 (permalink)
ARRRRRRRRRR
 
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oooohhh i used to think leftover pizza was the best breakfast ever but i think i just changed my mind
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Old 09-18-2005, 07:09 AM   #23 (permalink)
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You must all read, The Story of the Eye by George Bataille (http://supervert.com/elibrary/zips/b...ory_of_eye.zip).

This will give you a new perspective on eggs and bull eyes...
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Old 09-18-2005, 07:12 AM   #24 (permalink)
loving the curves
 
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You are one funny lady Nancy. Now lose the eggs, and get out the whipped cream ok?
/me tucks his napkin under his chin and waits expectantly.
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Old 09-19-2005, 07:38 AM   #25 (permalink)
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^^ What? You don't find eggs sexy?
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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Old 09-19-2005, 11:07 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I Love EGGS!

me too...........especially when they're on the belly of a beauty.



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