My cat doesn't DO anything...
 

she just sits out there on the lawn.

I can diffidently say that my cat badly needs to be confused.

bring her here Sue.........the dog will keep here busy.

Try cleaning. Cats know something interesting is going on when people clean, but they can't figure it out at all. Sweeping, dusting, organizing. Completely out of the box as far as a cat is concerned.

Come to think of it, I am a bit cat-like myself :lol:

VET: I see then I think I might be able to help you. You see, your cat is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia.

Absence of interest in his ambiance, what we vets call, "environment."

Failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli, a ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird, to be blunt, your cat is in a rut. It's the old stockbroker syndrome. The suburban fantasy, angst. Call it what you will.

My cat does a lot of sleeping, eating and lying around between bouts of being chased by the dog, trying to escape in the world outside and hunting mice in the basement.

He thinks he's the shit and he's probably right.

(this was all taken from a Monty Python skit btw)

No one got it :o *hides in shame*

:D

I would like to say we were refusing to infringe on any copyright material and therefore went with our own individual takes on the OP, but that would be a lie on my part. Just not up with cultural icons I guess.

*crushed by giant boot decending from sky

Actually, I seem to recall the foot being bare, that is to say, bootless.

see? just not up to speed with these cultural icons :o :lol:

And now for something competely different............







http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...yjoe/17401.jpg

Our two cats spend all their time, eating, sleeping or licking each other... that's about it... I'm jealous ! :D

Sweetpea

And now, a man with three buttocks.

You just described the three main activities of my marriage.

Gilda