CityOfAngels

The kids in "That Seventies Show" did it. Now it's our turn. Whenever you smoke a peace pipe and have one of those conversations or thoughts that you wouldn't have if you didn't, post one (or more) here. The more rediculous, crazy, unorthodox, or even genius, the better. I'll start it off.

My friend had an idea that I would call "interesting." I wouldn't say I agree with it because it's a bit chauvenistic (sp?), but it is definitely interesting. He says he knows a way to give men a better chance at getting women, AND it can help the economy overall. He says ALL men should completely stop buying porn. In doing so, it would kill the porn industry, destroying many jobs for a large percentage of women. Those women would then either have to find another good paying job, or find a love-companion that can aid financially. Also, all the money that men spend on porn would still be in our pockets so we have more money to spend on what we really need (hence it bettering our economy).

Johnny Pyro

Uhmm...interesting....... Although, I love and need my porn! I'm sorry I can't stop buying porn.

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CityOfAngels

Yeah but think about it; If men had a larger chance at getting women, we wouldn't need porn!

I'd still like to hear other stories, but feel free to discuss any stories posted here!

cj2112

So by causing a large number number of well paid women to become unemployed, and shutting down a billion+ dollar a year industry, this is going to help our economy?

Johnny Pyro

Also, what or who am I going to masturbate to???

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cj2112

not only also...but most importantly!

theguyondacouch

No no, you miss the point entirely. This means you can still steal your porn off the inernet and now not feel bad about putting those "Actresses" out of work, for you may very well be boning one!


But of course I'm high so...

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CityOfAngels

Yes, because the money we normally spend on porn will stay in our pockets! Get it?

Charlatan

I'm drunk... does that count?

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cj2112

our economy thrives on people spending money....not keeping it.

Elphaba

I am all for a robust economy. Send money to me and I will talk dirty or sumpin.

1 (900) 555-1212

splck

are you jerry falwell?

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nice line eh?

bernadette

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JumpinJesus

/me lights a cigarette. Thanks elphaba, I thoroughly enjoyed that. though I have to admit, it wasn't quite what I expected. Your phone voice is completely different than what I'm used to hearing at Moe's.

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bernadette

what did she say?!

something like:
"i'm sorry, but the number you have reached is no longer available or you have misdialed. please, hang up & try your call again."

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JumpinJesus

Did she say the same thing to you, too?? Is she reading from a script? I feel cheated now.

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bernadette

HAW HAW!

and you thought YOU were so special.

life's a rock.*

*sometimes it's smooth. sometimes it's hard.

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CityOfAngels

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Fly

life is like a bag of weed.........


puff,puff,pass............

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Charlatan

Finally... we have an expert opinion on this thread!

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Fly

i've been known to dabble a bit.

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CityOfAngels

Hey, just 'cause he's constantly burning one in his avatar doesn't mean he's the only expert around here. I'd bet there're a good percentage of people on this board who are experts.

Johnny Pyro

I'm an expert!!

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Fly

i bet you're right.........


common people.....puff,puff,pass

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JumpinJesus

I don't want to disappoint, since elphaba certainly did with that apparently phony phone, but I do believe that Charlatan is referring to me as the expert, seeing that I'm fairly smart and all.

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CityOfAngels

Spliffage?

Johnny Pyro

I'm pretty high off some good mid-grade right now. The smell and the look didn't really seem impressive, but its a really good high. Really mellow. I'm so used to "headies" lately. Scored it at the last minute......Thank God. I don't know, I had to tell somebody.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=headies

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5757

I'm not sure that the number of women in the porn industry is so high that if they stopped doing porn if would make a big enough difference for the general population to notice. Im not sure I make sense right now. As a matter of fact I don't even watch porn so I dont fucking know shit.
I might edit this tomarrow.

Does women working in porn really affect mens chances in having a relationship?

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Johnny Pyro

No. I don't think so.

Let's go get blitzed and watch some porn.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blitzed

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theguyondacouch

Sounds like what we have around here lately. All my hookups for kb have dried up or have "purple haze"which is just regular kb they sell for $30 a gram. With any luck I will be smoking for free in a coulpe of months.

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Fly

$30 a gram????????


we pay $30 for an 1/8 around here bud.


come on over bro.

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theguyondacouch

Yeah man, its fucking ludicris. It's really good pot, don't get me wrong, but no pot is worth that kind of money. And people pay it too! Moneys been tight anyway, I just can't do it. If the frosts are kind to me, I should be able to smoke for free for most of next year. If I'm ever in your neck of the woods, I'll hit you up for sure.

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wolf

Ok, I see how putting the money we would normally spend on porn in our pockets would help us financially, but that doesn't better the economy. If you go and spend more money on porn and therefore increase the GNP of this country, that helps the economy.

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Johnny Pyro

Nice. $75 up here.

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CityOfAngels

$60 for 1/8 over here, at least for the good stuff.

theguyondacouch

and that's $30 canadian, so it's like 11 cents american!

I kid, I kid, it's all in good fun.

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