i think there is a robot inside me...
 

i truly believe that if i cut my own body open, there is a robot inside me.

it was planted there in the year 2118 byt scientists who then sent me back in time.

i dont know what to do.

please help.

man, sucks to be you.

Yup, you're right. I'm the scientist that did it, and now that you've figured it out we'll have to deactivate you. Sorry. . .

;)

Get an X-Ray.

Kill John Connor!

Good grief, you would think that a machine would have a longer attention span...

Either this is a joke or this guy needs way more help than we can give him. Either way, I can't help but laugh.

After all, everybody knows that robots won't be invented until 2146.

uhhh....this is nonsense....or at least it will be in...5...4...3...2...

EMP yourself? Get an MRI? Wait... Are you made of chrome?

Come on, check the section. Did you really expect anything serious to happen in Paranoia?

Don't let it bother you. We are all robots. Some of us just don't hide it as well as others.

I am a meaning-making machine, but my maker guaranteed that . . . oh, forget it.

But I am not a robot. It says so in the manual.

Oh my God! Me too! What a small world!

Stand near a big magnet.

Find Skynet. Skynet is bad :mad:

reveal your true self by using a scalpel to remove your skin (this may sting a bit) thus revealing your true self. Film it live on a web cam. You'll be famous.
Time it so I can eat my dinner at the same time :thumbsup:

of course I'm joking :p

OMG.

it says that in my manual 2!!!

WAIT!

what are u then???

Murcury, Man...Murcury!

From me, to you:

http://www.sidroth.org/images/oil_can.jpg


:thumbsup:

well then, hrmm... if you're a robot, then get your tin can ass over to my place.
i got a bunch of chores for you to do without the typical non-robotic complaints.

if you do real good, i'll give ya a big can of oil cocktail or 3.

Please refer to my quote. Stay away from martian. I implore you.

Nonsense, is it? Please refer to my quote.

Everyone stay away from tecoyah. I implore you.

why?! tecoyah seems so cuddly cute & friendly.

So you're saying you agree with tecoyah?

Please refer to my quote below.

Everyone stay away from bernadette. I implore you.




They're taking over. They're everywhere

i... personally am not a robot, as many of you have alluded to.

The robot is a seperate entity living inside my body like a parasite.

a magnet wouldnt work.... its made of space age polymers.

an xray wouldnt work because it optically takes an image of whatever is behind it and emits that picture onto itself therefore completely camoflauging itself within my bodily organs.

robots are real people, trust me.

please dont make light of this situation.

Thank the Almighty Robbie, somebody gets it.

....pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

If you're a robot, raise your antennae to the roof! Yea-ahhh!