flat5

An unlisted telephone number cost extra so a friend had her name listed as Artie Choke. This was in the 70s and I've often thought about it.
This morning I got out of bed and started a list. Please contribute!

Artie Choke
Kitty Litter
Flora Duh
Miss Ann Thrope
Al Bainia
Calif Fornya
George Ah
Ari Zoneah
Louie Z. Anna
May Bee
May B. Knot
C. D. Romm

Edit:
Ely Gant

Johnny Pyro

Mike Hunt
I.P. Freely
Mary wanna

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uncle phil

richard herz...

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Charlatan

Jim Nasium
IP Knightly
Lou Zerr

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Redlemon

Back in the 70s, my friend's dad got a modem line to connect to the lab. Since unlisted cost more as well, he registered the phone as:
A. Modem

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flat5

uncle phil, that's over my head (and I was a Adv. class ham). I can't see what it relates to.
Charlatan, I like Jim Nasium & Lou Zerr
Johnny Pyro, Mike Hunt is good but I hope this thread will mostly avoid that direction :-)
Redlemon, interesting.

I had posted a long list of musician's names (and tunes) in the music forum but it had NO responce so I deleted it. I'm thinking I should have posted it in this forum.

uncle phil

like as in "dick hurts?"

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

great minds think alike...........

Charlatan

Just what I was thinking about...

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paddyjoe

Pleased to meet you. My name is Richard....Richard Head.

Charlatan

Now you're just being mean... What are Fly's kids gonna think when they see this thread?

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paddyjoe

I suppose they'll wonder when in the hell their name got changed. The Head family from beautiful B.C.

Nice!

CityOfAngels

Seymorb Hutts

uncle phil

poor fly...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Charlatan

I guess that only begs the question... when did their Dad become a Dick?

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QuasiMojo

Say guys, did ya ever read the book "10 Steps to the Outhouse" by Willie Maikket
edited by Betty Wondt.

how bout "Don't Eat the Yellow Snow" by I.P Daly?

"Glass Bikini" by Seymour Hare??

Surely your Economics Prof recommended "Chinese Overpopulation" by Wei Fukkum Yung!

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Elphaba

Gotnaugh Johnson

Who was that guy that had a penisectomy by a very unhappy wife?

bernadette

close. not quite.

Seymour Butz.

Seymour Heiney.

damn. now i hafta talk with my mom. there was some morning talk host dude (maybe from chicago) in the 70s who had a slew of these names. i'll get back to ya after consulting my momma.

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Howie Feltersnatch
Pearl Neckles
Stan Dandeliver

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flat5

I should have known this thread would go stright to the toilet.

I'm out of here.

uncle phil

bruce wayne bobbitt

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

Wait, wasn't that Batman??

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uncle phil

or is it john wayne bobbitt?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

noodle

McCraken, Phil
Dover, Ben
Light, Bud (I've actually see that one! Followed by Light, Mick.)
Gnarley, Bob

My idiot phone company told me I could actually use Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck. I found 6 "Duck, D." in the book before I realized they weren't kidding. Welcome to Florida!!

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Fremen

We bought a car once from a Mr. Donald Dick.

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Fly

thanks for the menial support phil


and to you two clowns,not naming any names here.

















PADDYJOE



and.......




CHARLATAN






...........*bastards*..........

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paddyjoe

jeez fly, what's wrong with those two names? I always thought they were pretty solid..........

spongy

Remember the Guy letter used to call? His real name was Dick Assman.

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