baconsholysock

Jesus was all about love, so what if the only thing that would help someone was a punch in the face, I think Jesus would do it.

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tecoyah

uh.....ummm....uh......yeah, what he said^^^^^

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Ustwo

Dittos to that

Smackdown Jesus!

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asaris

Well, sure. I mean, he whipped the moneychangers out of the temple, so it makes sense...

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optik_nerve

Whatever dude...

filtherton

The important question is....

Would jesus buttfuck for love?

I think if it was an expression of his father'slove, then yes, yes he would.

tecoyah

looks like a nonsense thread....smells like one too.

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texxasco

Pretty sick man....pretty sick....

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Johnny Pyro

Man, I'm not gonna touch this thread!

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Fly

all he needed was a doobie and he wouldn't have even had the urge to punch someone man.....




jesus loves you..........

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Kubz18

Gotta love buddy jesus

he would smoke it up...with love

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fatmanforprez

see the problem with jesus is that he is the son of god (and indeed one and the same person as) and as douglas adams well informed me "god is the kind of guy who would leave a hat on the pavment with a brick inside knowing you were gonna kick it" (sorry if i misquoted im at work and this is a nonsense thread). therefore jesus wouldnt hit you out of love he would love you till you got mad enough to hit him and owuld then damn your eternal soul for it

Charlatan

No... GOD would hit you until you hit him back...

Jesus would love you until you just plain want to hit him... then he'd turn the other cheek so you could hit him again...

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tont

if he says so

tont

if he say so

paddyjoe

if he say so

paddyjoe

(thats' our story and we're sticking to it)

Charlatan

..............so.........

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bundy

^^
he said it.

so there.

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uncle phil

i believe it...

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bernadette

hey bundy's back in town!!

anyway, Jesus isn't about the punch. Jesus juice is wine. duh.

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Charlatan

I am confused. If you punch Jesus, does he whine?

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filtherton

Jesus donkeypunches when he's had too much wine.

uncle phil

so i guess that settles it?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

bundy

yep, settled.

jesus juice is all about the wine, and when he's too much wine he starts to whine and when he starts to whine he gets it from the ass, er, sorry donkey, who loves the wine, but hates those who whine.

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filtherton

oops, sorry. I said donkeypunch, but what i really meant was cockpunch. My apologies. Jesus died so that we may not be stoned for relatively inconsequential mistakes such as this.

Fly

ahahahhahaha........good one bern..........








bundy you bastard............how the hell you been man?


talk to me baby.

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