I don't like watching golf on tv - or anywhere else for that matter. I just think it's too boring an activity to be televised. Sort of like peanut butter.

Peanut butter is really good. I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the other day. Peanut butter and jelly - who'd've ever thought that those two things would go together? I wonder who the first person was to ever put peanut butter together with jelly. Wouldn't it be cool if you were the first person to ever do something that became so popular?

I wish I'd been the first man to ever buy a woman a drink. Though I haven't really done that since . . . 1978, '79 . . . I wonder what they drink in bars and such these days. I see things like Pepsi Blue, and Lemon Coke, and think wtf?

wtf, lol, rofl: isn't it annoying when you hear people spell these letter group out loud?
And what about reinforcing rods? If you're going to build a statue out of concrete, you'll want to use re-bar; unless you're building a statue of Dan Haggerty, then you'll want to use grizz re-bar.

Ha-ha, but I digest.

Speaking of digestion, brb.

WOW, in the ladies longue, there is a thread about how long people go without sex in a committed relationship and my god, people go months and even a Year without having sex? What planet are they from? How do they stand it? After six months... it would be DIVORCE for me :)

Sweetpea

Sex is always good. Although I have somewhat slowed down from my younger years. It's more about quality and not so much about quantity.

With my first wife I got to the place where I didn't have it in me to stick it in her no more. So going a month or longer wasn't a big deal. She was a bitch...... still is for that matter.

Today is the day my puppy learns the bounderies of the yard. They will be here this afternoon to install the new Pet Stop fence around the yard. I hope he has the collar adjusted properly and he doesn't harm my dog.

I'm gettin' off early today!! woohoooooooo!!!!!

you can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but you cant pick which dude you are going to punch in the face on the train because they are talking on their cell phone and listening to their ipods and eating subway sandwiches., I HATE THEM.

I also think old women are hot. REALLY old women.

If you have a really old hot woman on your hands, it would behoove you to purchase an air-conditioner.

The brand of air-conditioner I have is GE.

I have central air but I don't know what brand is being used. I do love air conditioning, though, it's such a refreshment on those unbearably muggy summer days. I really like summer, but my favorite season is autumn.

There's just something about autumn - the crisp air, the changing leaves, the cooler days. October is by far my favorite month of the year. Every Tim Burton movie should be released in October.

You like October? Bah September is a much nicer time of year... the weather is perfect... PERFECT.

Now in September the Film Festival comes to Toronto. The film festival rocks... All that great celluloid unspooled before my eyes... and I get paid to watch.

toronto sucks. i hate canada.

Thats because Jim Keane... author of family circus was born there. Sure in his bio it will tell you elsewhere but thats because he hated it there. They booted his ass out along with the rest of the nazis back in 68'.

I love hot dogs. Especially with peanut butter.

mother lovebone baby.........



...my penis was green,and i didn't understand........

I don't understand that either but I can tell you that this picture is exactly where I work Link and that part, I understand

feelgood, does your boss not like you or something? Why's your office right behind that aircraft? How do you get anything done?

I try to my work done on time, though I rarely ever do. In fact, I rarely get any work done at all that I'm supposed to get done. Like right now, I'm supposed to be taking out the trash cause it's getting all smelly what with the vegetables in it. What can I say, there are some vegetables that are just not meant to be eaten.

I agree! Who decided that we should eat okra? It doesn't taste good unless fried and then all the nutritional value is gone. Speaking of food, why do people insist on saying quesa-DILLA instead of quesa-DIYA? Bugs the crap out of me!

That whole spanish pronunciation thing bugs the hell out of me, too. I was mocked, I tell you MOCKED, by the entire teller line when I asked for Mr. Chavez in a bank in New Mexico. I pronounced it "she-vez'" and the giggling tellers corrected me. How the hell does Chavez become sha'vis? It just doesn't make any sense, dammit.

And speaking of cents, what the hell is happening to the US dollar?

The dollar seems to be shrinking a bit. A whole bunch of'em will fit in a box I have for saving them, then when I have a lot of them, I spend on myself. Spouse says it's selfish, but I think I'm worth a few bucks. There was a dead buck on the highway. Here, you're allowed to take the antlers off a hit deer. But if I damaged my car with it, why would I want the antlers? Not like I was hunting.

I drove by a downed hawk a while back. It was on the road - a victem of highway dynamics - with one wing pointing straight up to the sky, lit by that golden rose new morning sun. As I slowed a cube truck passed the other way - and the wheels left a floating chaff I drove slowly away from. Some moments lit by a clear light seem almost like magic pieces we chanced to share in.

I like when you share a moment with a stranger. It seems as if there is a bond made there. Speaking of bond, I got the worst suntan and it started itching really bad. I had to get Gold Bond to soothe the itch, but it smelled like vapor rub. Does anyone have suggestions of what to use on an itchy sunburn?

I have a suggestion but you're not going to like it.

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Suggestions go well in a box.

My box of rocks is getting heavy and unwieldy.

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