your mother is so fat... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

slimshaydee · 08-18-2005, 04:47 AM

when she jumped for joy...she got stuck.

flat5 · 08-18-2005, 09:53 AM

I Googled and put these together

"You're mother is so fat, her blood type is Ragu"

"Your mother is so fat she broke her arm and gravy poured out."

ngdawg · 08-18-2005, 09:56 AM

....when she's done with sex, she smokes a ham.....

Stiltzkin · 08-18-2005, 10:16 AM

Ha! See?? Slimshaydee does it again! Another reference to Russell Peters! Refer to my post in the thread titled "Tap Some Bong"

slimshaydee · 08-18-2005, 03:29 PM

haha russel peters is the flavour of the moment round these parts.

cj2112 · 08-18-2005, 04:29 PM

...when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house

thejoker130 · 08-19-2005, 06:26 AM

......When her cell phone goes off people thinks she's backing up

ObieX · 08-19-2005, 07:25 AM

...she uses a VCR as a beeper (remember those?

VCR? Beeper? wtf?)

sadistikdreams · 08-19-2005, 12:55 PM

What's a Vee Cee Arr?

Oh, and... It's "YO MOMMA". Not your mother.

YO MOMMA SO FAT, SHE EATS WEDDING CAKES FOR SUGAR CUBES.

see, that was crappy.

vermin · 08-19-2005, 08:57 PM

Yo mama's so fat...that her internal organs are weakened by the stress of carrying so much extra weight and her arteries are clogged with cholesterol which could lead to a stroke, diabetes, or serious cardiac trouble if she doesn't adopt a sensible diet and light exercise program in the near future. Be-yotch.

ngdawg · 08-19-2005, 09:18 PM

..... she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard

08-18-2005, 04:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	your mother is so fat... when she jumped for joy...she got stuck.

08-18-2005, 09:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	....when she's done with sex, she smokes a ham..... __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

08-19-2005, 06:26 AM	#7 (permalink)
thejoker130 Insane Location: slippery rock university AKA: The left ass cheek of the world	......When her cell phone goes off people thinks she's backing up __________________ WHAT MORE CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN? ------------------------------------- I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless.

08-19-2005, 07:25 AM	#8 (permalink)
ObieX Pickles Location: Shirt and Pants (NJ)	...she uses a VCR as a beeper (remember those? VCR? Beeper? wtf?) __________________ We Must Dissent.

08-19-2005, 12:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	What's a Vee Cee Arr? Oh, and... It's "YO MOMMA". Not your mother. YO MOMMA SO FAT, SHE EATS WEDDING CAKES FOR SUGAR CUBES. see, that was crappy. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

08-18-2005, 09:53 AM	#2 (permalink)
flat5 Very Insignificant Pawn Location: Amsterdam, NL	I Googled and put these together "You're mother is so fat, her blood type is Ragu" "Your mother is so fat she broke her arm and gravy poured out."

08-18-2005, 10:16 AM	#4 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Ha! See?? Slimshaydee does it again! Another reference to Russell Peters! Refer to my post in the thread titled "Tap Some Bong"

08-18-2005, 03:29 PM	#5 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	haha russel peters is the flavour of the moment round these parts.

08-18-2005, 04:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
cj2112 Unbelievable Location: Grants Pass OR	...when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house

08-19-2005, 08:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Yo mama's so fat...that her internal organs are weakened by the stress of carrying so much extra weight and her arteries are clogged with cholesterol which could lead to a stroke, diabetes, or serious cardiac trouble if she doesn't adopt a sensible diet and light exercise program in the near future. Be-yotch. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

08-19-2005, 09:18 PM	#11 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	..... she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.